Somebody Can't Drive For Shit

When the roads are slick from rain you really gotta watch out for those assholes with their fast cars because their brains don't seem to function the way a normal person's does. He was probably in a rush to get a handjob from a toothless hooker.

39 Comments
  • format187 May 5, 2009

    That's why I drive a big pick up, so I can clear the ppl I run over

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  • duramax May 5, 2009

    He told his wife not to drive his fucking car.

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  • drackredden12 May 5, 2009

    Thats why women shouldnt drive.

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  • deathbreath666 May 5, 2009

    marsape just got a call telling him a midget dude had been spotted near his house and he was rushing back to rape the little fella because midgets are just the right size for his tiny cock.....

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  • xcookiesx May 5, 2009

    wat a fuckin loser

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  • willylickaball May 5, 2009

    Looks like a good place for MOB JUSTICE

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  • slipdry May 5, 2009

    women drivers

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  • slipdry May 5, 2009

    this is from a new movie that nicholas cage is doing, but the crash really wasnt supposed to happen

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  • khaslave May 5, 2009

    Ooops ,I did it again!

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  • jgimages May 5, 2009

    hey deathbreath....you need to really take a course in humor.....your fucken corny and wtf every other post is about marsape or rareranking are you a fag or what

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  • deathbreath666 May 5, 2009

    the words of a stinkin nigger meant shit-all and if i want a laugh i don't read what you post....coon-fag........

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  • thoward May 5, 2009

    thats the way I treat a rental car also

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  • jgimages May 5, 2009

    hey asshole i am not black you corny ass fuck stick

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  • zekesteroid May 5, 2009

    This was a movie stunt gone wrong. It's for a Nick Cage moving coming out next year...

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  • deathbreath666 May 5, 2009

    ^ you sure as hell look black to me.....maybe a hint of beautiful whiteness in those genes though....maybe one of your ancestors was raped by your white masters when you lot were slaves...

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  • zombie May 5, 2009

    Remember rich kids this is what happens when you beg mommy and daddy for a car you cant handle

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  • dozer67 May 5, 2009

    stay back high paid professionals driving here

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  • standalone May 5, 2009

    Its ok now the black guy can get ajob fixing the lambo

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  • jgimages May 5, 2009

    your getting worse with every post.......rookie

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  • deathbreath666 May 5, 2009

    ^ dream on gollywog.....posing next to a Ferrari....you fucking worthless coon......

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  • briskman11 May 5, 2009

    "Isn't the brake on the right side in these cars...OH SHIT!!!!!"

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  • crapmonkeyx42 May 6, 2009

    PAHK DA CAH !!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • crapmonkeyx42 May 6, 2009

    I KIN DRYVE WIT DIS HAND & DIS HND IZ FRE3 FORE ALLL MY HEYBRO'ING!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!

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  • adolfo1985 May 6, 2009

    You can get cleanly get away with that in GTA4

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  • ohwickedwendi May 6, 2009

    There go their insurance rates.

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  • angelb May 6, 2009

    that person isnt getting nowhere fast now are they

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  • rareranking May 6, 2009

    Another fuck up by Nicolas Cage Movie

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  • skyline34 May 6, 2009

    theres a bottom called TCS= traction control system. u press that on and i will keep ur wheels from spining for nothing without losing control that could of helped u not from killing that guy but from FUCKING UP UR FERRARI U DUMB FUCK!!!!

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  • micki May 6, 2009

    ^ ACTUALLY Its not a "bottom" its called ESC- Electronic Stability Control. You don't have to press shit its automatic. God damn I'm a bitch and I know more about cars wtf?

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  • donhogmcnasty May 6, 2009

    ^^^^sorry Cheestitts its called ASR(traction control)not TCS OR ETC... have 2 on my lot....

    absoulte trash......

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  • marsape May 6, 2009

    ^^oh micki your so fine...and smart. deathbreathe666 I can fuck who ever I want with my little dick, infact 8inch's is considered quite large in some countries

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  • micki May 6, 2009

    No um its called ESC. Google that shit I'm not fucking retarded I know what I'm talking about.

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  • matv May 6, 2009

    I was delivering papers, folding paper with one hand, lowering window with the other, braking with one foot and steering with my knee, and the cop asks why I didn't use my blinker! and I still drove better than this guy!

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  • truckingman May 6, 2009

    Too mush power and MF' Shit for Brains = MF' Assholic driver from HELL!!!!! Eat your windshield and Shit out shards of safety glass Assholic BIOTCH!!!! :BOID:

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman May 6, 2009

    I wish we can used smiles here in the Peanut Gallery. (:BOID: = Pissed off Fuck You) To the Assholic MF' Shit Ass Mother Fucker of a driver in the Vid.!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • deathbreath666 May 6, 2009

    ^^^^ hey marsape....still no excuse for bad driving.....and 8mm more like.....leave the midgets alone you bully

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  • killergerbil May 9, 2009

    lol bye bye nice new car HELLO jail cell, where "he'll be the car " cus his cell mates will be riding him all day long.

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  • rockinron March 19, 2010

    can you say bye bye to all your money boys and girls? sure ya can. actually he was trying to get to the liquor store before it closed. looks like he didnt make it . good thing is they cant get him for drunk driving. dumb fucktard driving yes , drunk, no!!

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  • wilfru May 20, 2010

    WHERE ARE THE ABS BRAKES THANK GOD ITS NOT GERMAN BUILT ..PS I THINK THE DRIVER NEEDS AN ASPRIN A CONE AND A DRINK AND A LONG SCRIPT OF ANUSELL

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