Karate Kid 2009

This is the most amazing video to hit the internet. The title says it all, enjoy fuckers.

104 Comments
  • quadrant5 May 18, 2009

    Someone tell me how it ends...couldnt watch any more

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  • deathbreath666 May 18, 2009

    I cannot find the words to describe what i just looked at........

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  • crazyman1 May 18, 2009

    the retard kid 2009! (homo trainning)

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  • misterelliot May 18, 2009

    Anderson Silva, watch the fuck out.

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  • jgimages May 18, 2009

    HEY CARNUTTS.....your dedication is paying off....lol silly twat

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  • format187 May 18, 2009

    And I thought Ralph Machio was a fuckin idiot, this guy takes the cake.

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  • tigertiger May 18, 2009

    Might possib;y any member of CS since they all are fucikng losers like this tard...lol

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  • addictedtothc May 18, 2009

    Special Olympic Schizophrenia Karate...btw that Jacket is Rockin

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  • format187 May 18, 2009

    ^^ yeah could beanybody^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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  • thoward May 18, 2009

    is he like a cheerleader or what

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  • thoward May 18, 2009

    his xbox must be broke

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  • murderone May 18, 2009

    That looks like the chump I knocked out Saturday night with one punch .

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  • crazymanny May 18, 2009

    oh yea, like hes gonna kick my ass with that dance routine

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  • redman69 May 18, 2009

    I sat here the whole fuckin time wating for someone to run up with a chainsaw and chop that idiots body in half and then rape the dead parts.

    I feel pretty disapointed.Now I have no dead bodies to masterbate to.God I feel like a sucker

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  • diezgejo May 18, 2009

    I'm going to donate a shit ton of $ to finding a cure for the epileptic. Poor retards.

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  • d90girl May 18, 2009

    someone fucking call Chuck Norris, his brother broke out of the institution again !!!

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  • bucknuts May 18, 2009

    Tigertiger training camp

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  • tophtop May 18, 2009

    looks he's doing a ballet recital :|

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  • squirlnuts May 18, 2009

    Now accepting auditions for the new Westside Story2009

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  • boredshitless May 18, 2009

    is being a fag required for learning karate now or what?

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  • dagget49 May 18, 2009

    interesting, I thought i was the only one that does that.

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  • dman6765 May 18, 2009

    Is he trying out for a boy band or napolean dynamite part2?

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  • carnutts4sure May 18, 2009

    LOL..jg Man , I laughed at this poor tard so hard I almost pissed my pants . God this kid needs help . I have actually seen worse come in to train to be honest but this kid is in a league of his own !

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  • shit4brains May 18, 2009

    Mr Rodgers retarded nephew!!

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  • icurmt May 18, 2009

    I think he needs a Friend...

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  • sleeko May 18, 2009

    Air Karate

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  • grimmreaper May 18, 2009

    No Comment

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  • toubrouk May 18, 2009

    This is quite a fresh exhibition of the LAME kata, devastating in his capacity to put the enemy at sleep.

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  • richierich3786 May 18, 2009

    Napoleon Dynamite's new dance routine

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  • thoward May 18, 2009

    I think he needs to buy a gun maybe a bunch of guns and a R.P.G. maybe a small tank or halftrack and some body armmor hell dude just get a bodygaurd

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  • drublix May 18, 2009

    I dont get It, doesnt everybody go out In the forrest and play ninja with a cam?

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  • blkdck4whtchks May 18, 2009

    If he breeds we're all fucked!

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  • lizardking_209 May 18, 2009

    omg...i just wasted 7 minutes of my life...AND I WANT THEM BACK!!!

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  • zekesteroid May 18, 2009

    Hey, some of it was okay, but really very dumb for the most part...

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  • zombie May 18, 2009

    look what i can do!!

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  • standalone May 18, 2009

    fucking 7 mins gone Tim 7 fucking mins i sat here waiting ot see someone run up and drop kick r fucing one hit ko this kid but nothing

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  • txhatesyou May 18, 2009

    Looks like he knows what hes doing

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  • ben fenton May 18, 2009

    Taxi Driver part 2

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  • wickedwithin May 18, 2009

    He makes me feel so........so.......lonely...

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  • bigfun72 May 18, 2009

    The end result of play video games your entire life.

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  • drunkard May 18, 2009

    Did I just witness a french ninja in action?

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  • jgimages May 18, 2009

    ...^^^^^so true^^^^^^

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  • eyecdeadpixels May 18, 2009

    Courage of a mountain lion!!! Balance like a cat!!! Strength of a kitten!!! I'd pay 2 c him on UFC

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  • magicbus71 May 18, 2009

    nice jean jacket

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  • dozer67 May 18, 2009

    he can dance but can he sing?

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  • briskman11 May 18, 2009

    ...and new LightHeavyweight Champion of the World!!!!

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  • ozboy May 18, 2009

    WAS KINDA HOPING HE WAS GOING TO FALL OFF THAT LOG, & BREAK HIS LEGS THEN I COULD WATCH THE FOREST CRITTERS CHEW ON HIS STUPID ASS!

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  • edrich May 18, 2009

    mr bean 2

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  • philisjesus May 18, 2009

    Looks like big foot has been fucking his sister again

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  • ouch May 18, 2009

    There are so many levels of gay to this I don’t know where to begin!

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  • crazy_bitch88 May 18, 2009

    he keeps looking to see if anyone's around, if that shit ever got out, he'd get his ass kicked ten times as hard...oh...wait.. :|

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  • carnutts4sure May 18, 2009

    Geee murderone ... if you knocked out a chump like this with one punch .... you must really be a bad motherfucker !

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  • sillyrabbit May 18, 2009

    nothing short of amazing. he's got skills.

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  • redman69 May 18, 2009

    It's jgimages choreographer showing him the moves he wants jg to make while he's pole dancing down at the gay bar...The gay little Chiquita choker

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  • genesis71 May 18, 2009

    For a minute, I thought he was trying out to replace David Lee Roth with Van Halen.

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  • carnutts4sure May 19, 2009

    I just want to hug this little fella !

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  • jp5er May 19, 2009

    Mr. Bean learns nija moves. Shitty one at that!

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  • myballsyorchin May 19, 2009

    every ninja moves the rocks out of the way first ...... you just dont see them cuz theyre ninjas!

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  • ohwickedwendi May 19, 2009

    Darate ballet star--the musical.

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  • butthead May 19, 2009

    I found that you weren’t able to hear, listen and see. But by seeing your successful achievement after overcoming your disability, I learnt a lot of things.

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  • bighohn May 19, 2009

    I

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  • rareranking May 19, 2009

    WTF! A Gay Wanta Be

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  • hellraiserdp May 19, 2009

    i'd fuck him

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  • tophtop May 19, 2009

    my idol.

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  • solor1 May 19, 2009

    Whats better that winning gold at the Special Olympics?...not being in the Special Olympics.

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  • hotep May 19, 2009

    Sasquatch is always blurry.

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  • phuck-o May 19, 2009

    looks like my donation to Jerry's Kids went to teach this retard karate

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  • jaha May 19, 2009

    He needs to take up Rex kwon do

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  • dozer67 May 19, 2009

    he's got skills

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  • dozer67 May 19, 2009

    nerd aerobics

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  • dozer67 May 19, 2009

    I keep trying and it's not working :(

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  • shimmery315 May 19, 2009

    uno

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  • khaslave May 19, 2009

    I was hoping a would pack of gofers would eat him alive.

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  • chefstirngutz May 19, 2009

    i would laugh so hard and forget to kick his ass

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  • english666 May 19, 2009

    All I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • buzzhawg May 19, 2009

    "Sidekick!! Tiger punch!! Pirouette!! PINK TUTU!! HAMMERFIST!! Make sure noone is looking.. omg is that someone over there?? NO!! TIGER PUNCH!! PIROUETTE!!"

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  • busanut199 May 19, 2009

    I was hoping he fell on that very sharp branch (inpailing him self with no way of help or passers bye but then ....) 3 hill billy fucks with no teeth & a rifle each (wronge turn style) then pull his pants down & fuck him in the ass.

    Another film was called deliverence, same shit.

    LOL.

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  • mpq May 19, 2009

    he knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing.

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  • jerryjackoff May 19, 2009

    I like this kid. He proves to the world that he don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. Funny too.

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  • pistolero May 20, 2009

    Napoleon Dynamite FTW!

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  • skyline34 May 20, 2009

    hey we found he power ranger that never made it to the t.v!!!

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  • skyline34 May 20, 2009

    his color was probably like the gay flag!

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  • ozboy May 20, 2009

    VIRGIN!

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  • fistherhard May 20, 2009

    Its mating season for the rare bare-breasted cockteaser

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  • iluvwomen May 20, 2009

    thats what happens when u mix coke with acid!!!!!

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  • dan1234 May 20, 2009

    ur fucked if u meet this in a dark ally

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  • usmc May 20, 2009

    danceing the YMCA

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  • pandochka May 21, 2009

    Everybody was kung-fu fiiiiighting!

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  • mckrafty May 21, 2009

    You know he's gettin all the D&D pussy.

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  • jphinfan86 May 21, 2009

    This reminds me of Warren from Smokin' Aces holy crap.

    This kid has retard/dork knees and I think most know what I mean. The type that never fully straighten during any given movement, making the person look as uncoordinated as they clearly are.

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  • jphinfan86 May 21, 2009

    Also, who knew that velcro shoes were so shitty for tree climbing?

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  • 4kinghell May 21, 2009

    I never saw this episode of Mr Bean

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  • spinal-tap May 22, 2009

    That is some bad shit that he is on!

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  • nitr0s May 23, 2009

    I knew I wasn't the only person that did that!

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  • banjobob May 24, 2009

    When I grow up, I wanna be like this guy!

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  • nukinfuts June 1, 2009

    Tard!!@!!!

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  • jammerella June 16, 2009

    thats how thoward moves in bed i know i had him

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  • busanut199 September 2, 2009

    is he lonely do we think.

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  • angelb September 3, 2009

    if you look close in the woods i think i saw a bunny poop in fear

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  • angelb September 3, 2009

    i was still hoping for the farret with the mask and chainsaw from the mt.dew commercial to pop up and kill his ass lol

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  • oblivion344 January 3, 2010

    crakers just keep getting dumber and dumber, someone put this retard outta his missery

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  • tronic May 24, 2011

    he should stick to sucking dicks and ballet

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  • etdaddy May 26, 2011

    the only way this vid could get any gayer is this freak get a dick in his ass or mouth

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  • potts May 6, 2013

    Aaaaahhh to be 5 again...

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