Parachute Disaster

Dropping from the sky at high speeds without fully functional equipment must make anybody piss their pants right before they slam into the ground.

26 Comments
  • eject_21 May 21, 2009

    Flare bitch, FLARE, FLARE, FLARE.

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  • boredshitless May 21, 2009

    one good way to kick your own ass!

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  • dagget49 May 21, 2009

    First.

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  • deathbreath666 May 21, 2009

    ^nope

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  • lickadslit May 21, 2009

    Thats gonna leave a mark..

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  • thoward May 21, 2009

    and he slides into first

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  • toubrouk May 21, 2009

    The proper use of a Parachute presented to the public.

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  • bulldognuts May 21, 2009

    He was likely thinking it's o.k. I'll just aim for the lake

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  • 4kinghell May 21, 2009

    I conclude in this experiment, that if the human body hits a hard surface at approximately 40mph, it bounces.

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  • redman69 May 21, 2009

    Take some Tussin and call meh in the morning ya stupid pigeon nigger.

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  • wickedwithin May 21, 2009

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • phuck-o May 21, 2009

    At least the ground slowed him down . he was going way to fast

    too land safely

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  • drunkard May 21, 2009

    Lucky for him he finally stopped in the soft water.

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  • jerryjackoff May 21, 2009

    WEEEEEEEE...SPLAT...FAIL

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  • jgimages May 21, 2009

    if we were meant to fly we would have been born with wings.....

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  • pizzapie May 21, 2009

    Hope he learned his lesson, don't be stupid

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  • skydiver29 May 21, 2009

    its a "she" and lisa did have fully functional equipment. the problem was she was comming in on a crosswind landing.(wind blowing from the jumpers left...you need to land facing into the wind) if you see the trees on the jumpers left,when the wind passes over them it creates turbulence(disturbed air that can affect parachute flight and integrity) the wind pattern had a VERY rapid change in speed and direction...this was not a "stupid move" on her part. just wrong place at the wrong time. we all know the risk every time we exit an aircraft.

    RIP lisa

    blue skies

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  • skydiver29 May 21, 2009

    on the other hand....whats the difference between a skydiver and a golfer....... a golfer goes WACK ..."oh shit". and a skydiver goes "OH SHIT" WACK.

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  • ohwickedwendi May 22, 2009

    I bet she'd still be alive if she had really big boobs.

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  • rareranking May 22, 2009

    See ya dont see to many black people doing sports like that

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  • marsape May 22, 2009

    ^^^who gives a flying fuck..., you jump out of a plane, then you get what's coming, life's to short to fuck with it wanker's... oh dear, I jumped out of a plane and I don't deserve the concequence of my actions, wanker's

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  • marsape May 22, 2009

    ^^oh year and rareranking the abo's in australia are very black and their lips catch the wind and pull them sky high all the time, if you do your home work you would have read about the aboriginal land rights problem here in australia, this is where they get lip blown sky high and come down on their heads

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  • boredshitless May 22, 2009

    yea wendi true but then her boobs would be messed up

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  • dozer67 May 22, 2009

    she hit so hard her boobs are misaligned

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  • skrallster May 22, 2009

    gravity, get used to it

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  • briskman11 May 23, 2009

    Ground Control to Major Tom...

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