He's No Sailor

Clearly this guy shouldn't have passed his boater's license test. Either that or the wind was blowing like 10,000 mph. Next time he should try bringing his fat bitch girlfriend with him, that way her weight will hold the boat down.

43 Comments
  • boredshitless May 28, 2009

    just like a fish out of water!

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  • fukoffndie May 28, 2009

    Don't cry I'll buy you another pair of pants AND underwear

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  • addictedtothc May 28, 2009

    Tater Salad

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  • english666 May 28, 2009

    he fucked up

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  • deathbreath666 May 28, 2009

    niggers cant do this because they are scared of water.....and soap.....

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  • blkdck4whtchks May 28, 2009

    According to the video white people can't do it either genius!

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  • thundermug May 28, 2009

    1 too many Pabst Blue Ribbons for that jackass.

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  • deathbreath666 May 28, 2009

    hey blackcock ..... go do some menial tasks you fuckin silverback fag

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  • blkdck4whtchks May 28, 2009

    What do you call a white priest? A child molester!

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  • format187 May 28, 2009

    How bout a black priest?....... is he still a NIGGER?

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  • boredshitless May 28, 2009

    what do you call a broke nigger?... Normal

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  • blkdck4whtchks May 28, 2009

    How come a white woman with a black man can have a black baby.. but a black woman with a white man still has a black baby! God hates white people!

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  • boredshitless May 28, 2009

    gods got nothing to do with it... its because nothing mixes with grease! expecially good white genes!

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  • blkdck4whtchks May 28, 2009

    chicken mixes with grease... mmmmmmm chicken! Where are my KFC coupons.

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  • fukoffndie May 28, 2009

    Don't you mean Church's^^^

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  • deathbreath666 May 28, 2009

    ^^ hey blackcock don't worry if you can't find your coupons, do what all your other nig-scum do....go out and rob hard working white people because you lazy black vermin are just parasites

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  • english666 May 28, 2009

    What do you do if you see a nigger in the water

    You throw in his family

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  • boredshitless May 28, 2009

    dont forget to drain the pool afterwards english

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  • zombie May 28, 2009

    lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololololololololololololololololololololol

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  • thoward May 28, 2009

    ?

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  • skoal36 May 28, 2009

    play that funky banjo music

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  • trance May 28, 2009

    What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!

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  • truckingman May 28, 2009

    MF" Slow Down when you cross someone else's Wake or MF" Fly out of control, and water, spinning out in a MF" Watery Crash, BIOTCH!!!! LMMF'AO!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman May 28, 2009

    Mother Fucking' FAIL, BIOTCH!!!! Still LMMF"AO!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • drunkard May 28, 2009

    Bill Dance woulda pulled it off.

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  • leadfoot May 28, 2009

    Leave the wake jumping to the jet skis Cletus .

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  • fetuswithaids May 28, 2009

    The boat made him it's bitch...had him all laid out like a girl.

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  • jerryjackoff May 28, 2009

    Total FAIL right there....0/10

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  • toubrouk May 28, 2009

    Guido don't deserve a speedboat.

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  • carnutts4sure May 28, 2009

    What do you call a black kid with a brand new bike on Christmas day ? THIEF !

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  • khaslave May 28, 2009

    Bass boat vs off shore v haul racing boat. Now he knows the difference.

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  • suesdogowners May 28, 2009

    I absolutely adore it when one of you baseball cap wearing motherfuckers bites it. Goddamn every one of your fucking hydes. And goddamn you, you fucking bastard punk shit piss bag.

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  • ohwickedwendi May 29, 2009

    Those sirens will get the guys every time.

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  • squirrelkiller May 29, 2009

    Im fucked off with all the racist comments on this site,Fuck off niggers, problem solved

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  • marsape May 29, 2009

    Q; why do they rub shit on the church walls at aboriginal weddings?

    Ans; to keep the flys off the bride

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  • marsape May 29, 2009

    ^fucking true shit man

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  • marsape May 29, 2009

    hey crazy shit programmers, can i get a job and fix up your source code please, i have no idea what the fuck i'm doing but at least i'll be having a go mate, fix the fucking typing up will you please, it keeps joining together, surely you can read source code

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  • format187 May 29, 2009

    I though everybody just kept forgetting to hit the space bar

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  • truckingman May 29, 2009

    FAIL at "Wake Boarding," BIOTCH!!!! LMMF'AO!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman May 29, 2009

    You can't wake board with a MF" 20' bass boat, BIOTCH!!! Still LMMF'AO!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • rareranking May 29, 2009

    Notice white people think they can do anything untill they lose a lung

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  • format187 May 29, 2009

    WTF^^^^^^ lol

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  • zekesteroid May 29, 2009

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

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