Missed Him By A Pube

This guy must have had his lucky lobster tail in his pocket or something because he avoids one of the worst wrecks ever. He was too busy rearranging his balls to even notice the cars flying all around him.

22 Comments
  • bulldognuts May 29, 2009

    Lucky fucker

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  • khaslave May 29, 2009

    Thought I was a drifter turns out I'm a roller.

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  • thoward May 29, 2009

    its nice to be stoned

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  • khaslave May 29, 2009

    Biker Bob needs new underwear.

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  • redman69 May 29, 2009

    Even a mexican knows to get the fuck outta the road.Must be a NIGGER trying to get run over so he can suit the poor mexicans bean pickers

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  • boredshitless May 29, 2009

    had to have been in mexico lucky cockroach!

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  • getfucked May 29, 2009

    Remember that movie 'final destination'? Fucker will get it very soon, ya can't cheat death.

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  • english666 May 29, 2009

    lucky son of a bitch

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  • truckingman May 29, 2009

    Wow, WTMF'BF????

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman May 29, 2009

    (the title) LMMF'AO!!!! Matt, you mean "By a Cunt Hair????"

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • deathbreath666 May 29, 2009

    CUNT!

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  • lambofgodf May 29, 2009

    Would've been cooler if he died....

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  • fukoffndie May 29, 2009

    Super Mario lucked out....This time

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  • fetuswithaids May 29, 2009

    The crazy little prick snorted a few lines after that fiasco,then beat his wife.

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  • jerryjackoff May 29, 2009

    That's one lucky bastard! Would have been better (for us) if he'd been hit,squashed and then burned!

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  • rareranking May 29, 2009

    Get out and beat him down he caused that accident on a flipping moped

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  • shimmery315 May 29, 2009

    detour to nearest casino

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  • sirlikalot May 30, 2009

    ^no shit

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  • squirrelkiller May 30, 2009

    Frogger

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  • bigbabyknox June 11, 2009

    they was saying in the video how lucky he was and that the other ppl died i am wondering if he realizes how lucky he is. i bet he had too go home and have his momma scrub the shit out of his shorts for a week.

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  • rockinron March 20, 2010

    texting to friend:dude this is some good shit im trippin, i see cars flying all over the fucking place. got anymore of this shit.

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  • pfhuchum February 18, 2011

    RCh close !

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