A Real Split Personality

Looks like his buddy was chopping up some lumber for a fire and accidentally got a human face confused with a tree. Things like this happen from time to time...if you smoke crack.

43 Comments
  • addictedtothc June 1, 2009

    Nurse, Get me the super-glue s.t.a.t

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  • foxdog June 1, 2009

    if i was part of that medical staff, i would've puked my lunch all over that fucker!

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  • format187 June 1, 2009

    The REAL Hatchet face

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  • bulletmagnet June 1, 2009

    you have to be some kinda fuck up to let this happen to yourself...

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  • bulletmagnet June 1, 2009

    ok jesus christ i cant stop watching this one. how does someone go about fixing that person? how the hell did they live through that?

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  • askyoursister June 1, 2009

    ductape will fix that mofo.

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  • blkdck4whtchks June 1, 2009

    I bet he gives great head

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  • khaslave June 1, 2009

    His fist words after surgery are "kill me".

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  • shit4brains June 1, 2009

    Bullet..If your Fucking some bitch whose husband has a samurai sword its not that hard

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  • english666 June 1, 2009

    And this fucker is still alive.

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  • fukoffndie June 1, 2009

    The face of failure

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  • bulldognuts June 1, 2009

    If this happens to me please kill me.

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  • toubrouk June 1, 2009

    Suicide via shotgun, always a great time!

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  • prestonsgirl June 1, 2009

    I would have rather died... O_o

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  • boredshitless June 1, 2009

    should be easy to get those Hard 2 Reach Boogers now

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  • 811pirate June 1, 2009

    this guy has a case of recession face

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  • dozer67 June 1, 2009

    after he shot himself in the head...he found out his brains "were" in his ass.

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  • godless1 June 1, 2009

    This looks like a job for....Dr. Kevorkian!

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  • jerryjackoff June 1, 2009

    Jeez, that's real bad. Poor fucker.

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  • fyrebyrd36 June 1, 2009

    Holy splitting headache, Batman!

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  • fetuswithaids June 1, 2009

    Stop playing with his facial wounds and end it for the guy,stupid!

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  • sirlikalot June 1, 2009

    i like how the dude just keeps opening and closing it. reminds me of a bloomin onion from The Outback

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  • shimmery315 June 1, 2009

    yea bartender i'll take that fatal shot of morphine now.

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  • stoner6 June 2, 2009

    cut it off and start over

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  • damn_u_failed June 2, 2009

    WADA BING, WADA BAM, WADA HEAD SHOT

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  • ohwickedwendi June 2, 2009

    We can rebuild him....we have the technology...

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  • squirrelkiller June 2, 2009

    Guess he watched Face off and gave it a go

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  • marsape June 2, 2009

    Hey bulletmagnet, answer to first question is: hammer and nails.

    Answer to second question is: they don't

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  • yeayeayea June 2, 2009

    "HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead"

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  • damn_u_failed June 3, 2009

    lmao^^^

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  • crazyman1 June 3, 2009

    horrafying

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  • zombiefreeak21 June 3, 2009

    jaw bones connected to the skull bone the skull bone is connected to the something the something is conected to the....i havent seen that before

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  • mr_whankey June 3, 2009

    he'll be fine.

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  • patton303 June 25, 2009

    Just a fleshwound

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  • dert666 July 20, 2009

    this is what happens when you jump off a bridge, do a swan dive, and land on the broken edge of concrete below face first instead of water...

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  • thespider January 20, 2010

    AND HE'S STILL ALIVE...WOOP... NOT NOW!

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  • sabalo June 6, 2010

    This is the second half...the aftermath. This guy was diving off of an elevated concrete area into the water below with some pals. There was a concrete area right before the water, which you had to avoid by pushing off the platform. The guy before him had gotten the platform all wet, making it slippery. When this guy went to jump off, he slipped, and landed "short," literally splitting his face in two. You could tell he was f$#@ed as soon as he landed. Brutal stuff.

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  • turkeysandwich July 26, 2010

    dude he won't thank you...

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  • tattoowerks March 16, 2011

    i have seen this vid before this is the aftermath of a peir jump. He jumped of a peir to impress his friends and his face hit the comcrete in the water.

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  • grimreaper2012 July 26, 2011

    I,LL TELL EVERYBODY HERE HOW THIS SHIT HAPPEND,THIS GUY JUMP OFF A BULDING" AND MISSED IT BY AN INCH1/2 TRYING TO MAKE IT TO THE WATER BELOW" HE HIT"THE EDGE" CASE SOLVED"

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  • arkangle666 August 23, 2011

    being like that, i would literally beg that doctor to kill me right then and there

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  • trimoon March 18, 2012

    He survived 2 days in intensive care then was taken off life support.

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  • dubjunkee September 25, 2012

    Can someone else tell us how he jumped off __________ and hit concrete right before water. Cunts

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