Looks like his buddy was chopping up some lumber for a fire and accidentally got a human face confused with a tree. Things like this happen from time to time...if you smoke crack.
Nurse, Get me the super-glue s.t.a.t
if i was part of that medical staff, i would've puked my lunch all over that fucker!
The REAL Hatchet face
you have to be some kinda fuck up to let this happen to yourself...
ok jesus christ i cant stop watching this one. how does someone go about fixing that person? how the hell did they live through that?
ductape will fix that mofo.
I bet he gives great head
His fist words after surgery are "kill me".
Bullet..If your Fucking some bitch whose husband has a samurai sword its not that hard
And this fucker is still alive.
The face of failure
If this happens to me please kill me.
Suicide via shotgun, always a great time!
I would have rather died... O_o
should be easy to get those Hard 2 Reach Boogers now
this guy has a case of recession face
after he shot himself in the head...he found out his brains "were" in his ass.
This looks like a job for....Dr. Kevorkian!
Jeez, that's real bad. Poor fucker.
Holy splitting headache, Batman!
Stop playing with his facial wounds and end it for the guy,stupid!
i like how the dude just keeps opening and closing it. reminds me of a bloomin onion from The Outback
yea bartender i'll take that fatal shot of morphine now.
cut it off and start over
WADA BING, WADA BAM, WADA HEAD SHOT
We can rebuild him....we have the technology...
Guess he watched Face off and gave it a go
Hey bulletmagnet, answer to first question is: hammer and nails.
Answer to second question is: they don't
"HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead"
jaw bones connected to the skull bone the skull bone is connected to the something the something is conected to the....i havent seen that before
he'll be fine.
Just a fleshwound
this is what happens when you jump off a bridge, do a swan dive, and land on the broken edge of concrete below face first instead of water...
AND HE'S STILL ALIVE...WOOP... NOT NOW!
This is the second half...the aftermath. This guy was diving off of an elevated concrete area into the water below with some pals. There was a concrete area right before the water, which you had to avoid by pushing off the platform. The guy before him had gotten the platform all wet, making it slippery. When this guy went to jump off, he slipped, and landed "short," literally splitting his face in two. You could tell he was f$#@ed as soon as he landed. Brutal stuff.
dude he won't thank you...
i have seen this vid before this is the aftermath of a peir jump. He jumped of a peir to impress his friends and his face hit the comcrete in the water.
I,LL TELL EVERYBODY HERE HOW THIS SHIT HAPPEND,THIS GUY JUMP OFF A BULDING" AND MISSED IT BY AN INCH1/2 TRYING TO MAKE IT TO THE WATER BELOW" HE HIT"THE EDGE" CASE SOLVED"
being like that, i would literally beg that doctor to kill me right then and there
He survived 2 days in intensive care then was taken off life support.
Can someone else tell us how he jumped off __________ and hit concrete right before water. Cunts
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....