Wrong Branch Ranch

This is what happens when you learn how to use a chainsaw when you're drunk. Actually, he might not even be drunk, he's probably just a fucking idiot who can barely microwave a cup of coffee for himself.

34 Comments
  • lickadslit June 2, 2009

    Jane....you ignorant Slut.....

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  • boredshitless June 2, 2009

    your supposed to hold it with that hand not cut it dumbass

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  • format187 June 2, 2009

    Stitches are for pussies

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  • jgimages June 2, 2009

    i thought you guys used razor to cut yourselfs....

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  • deathbreath666 June 2, 2009

    ^ you use your fangs

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  • shit4brains June 2, 2009

    NA We save that for Y'all

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  • jgimages June 2, 2009

    ....nope mr dickbreath. not even close to being funny .... but you still have a chance.....

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  • lickadslit June 2, 2009

    its just a flesh wound pussy get back to work

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  • khaslave June 2, 2009

    The stupid breed faster then the rest of us.

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  • getfucked June 2, 2009

    I wonder if it's possible to chainsaw your own head off.................anyone wanna take up the challenge? Please video it though, obviously!

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  • iwantmythc June 2, 2009

    I like ice cream.

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  • iwantmythc June 2, 2009

    They told him to cut the limb.

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  • fukoffndie June 2, 2009

    Went to cut down a tree and returned with a stump

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  • philisjesus June 2, 2009

    eeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooo

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  • cra-z-mo-fo June 2, 2009

    Duct tape that shit, lazy bastard trying to get out of haulin' the shit off!

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  • drunkard June 2, 2009

    Lucky for him he took his timex off before he started working.

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  • chefstirngutz June 2, 2009

    above the head + hands reversed on saw + loose chain=FAIL

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  • crazyman1 June 2, 2009

    americans really should be more carefull seeing as they dont have free health care & all.......

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  • sikko June 2, 2009

    Tizz but a flesh wound... I'll bite your ankles..

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  • jerryjackoff June 2, 2009

    Shit, i had worse shavin and all.

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  • truckingman June 2, 2009

    The kick back can be a MF" Bitch, BIOTCH!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • sirlikalot June 2, 2009

    what a pussy get back to work

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  • bulldognuts June 3, 2009

    It did not even hit a artery if it's not a broken bone or gushing blood you'll be all right.

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  • numnum June 3, 2009

    ls

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  • ohwickedwendi June 3, 2009

    I wish my tree was emo so it would cut itself.

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  • crazyman1 June 3, 2009

    ^ funny

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  • dazzza June 3, 2009

    Tree kharma is a bitch.

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  • zombiefreeak21 June 3, 2009

    cant fat people do anything right im amazed he dident bleed chocolate

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  • dozer67 June 3, 2009

    get back to work, the tree not going to cut itself like you just did.... ha ha ha ha!

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  • donhogmcnasty June 3, 2009

    deathbreath666

    ^ you use your fangs...............THAT WAS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME......BOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • d90girl June 3, 2009

    DUHHHHHHHHHH

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  • rocky71 June 4, 2009

    No safety ropes either. He was going to get hurt either way. Dumb ass.

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  • doc_ock June 5, 2009

    Thats just a scratch, finish the job.

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  • klisa4000 January 21, 2011

    dumbass

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