How Did This Happen?

Laying in the hospital bed bloody as fuck, this guy can't even remember how he ended up like this. Post comments with how you think it could have happened and you're comment will be posted in a weekly CrazyShit video.

60 Comments
  • format187 June 2, 2009

    I wish all border patrol dogs was as mean as the one that did this shit

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  • eject_21 June 2, 2009

    Kiddy pool full of piranhas ?

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  • lickadslit June 2, 2009

    doing head stands on top of a running helicoptor can be a challenge.

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  • format187 June 2, 2009

    Definitely U.S./Mexico Border Patrol German Shepard

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  • addictedtothc June 2, 2009

    The Taco Bell Chihuahua is a Vicious Fucker

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  • boredshitless June 2, 2009

    must have been fucking some bomb ass pussy

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  • mrratty June 2, 2009

    Combination border patrol Shepard and barbed wire fence. he was running, and running, and bam the shepard pulled on the fence, causing this stupid fuck to trip, then got tore the fuck up

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  • shit4brains June 2, 2009

    Stupid Fucker Got run over by a truck!..Check his hair line you'l find Volvo Stamped on it!

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  • crotch_fighter June 2, 2009

    What I understood from what they were saying is that he was driving his motorcycle, he argued with a bus driver, and the fucker ran over this unlucky bastard.

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  • crotch_fighter June 2, 2009

    and this happened in Argentina...

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  • getfucked June 2, 2009

    Wolverine did it.

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  • fukoffndie June 2, 2009

    Safety razor my ass, these fuckers are dangerous.

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  • english666 June 2, 2009

    very painful

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  • alanakbar June 2, 2009

    Failed audition for 1guy/1jar/2legs

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  • daven June 2, 2009

    What a pussy.

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  • philisjesus June 2, 2009

    Susan boyle got a bit hungry

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  • leadfoot June 2, 2009

    Classic case of Chupacabra attack .

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  • bigbabyknox June 2, 2009

    i couldnt hear what happend for him screaming help me momma and they took my life from me.or im gonna loose my life one of the too lol,and i did catch them say some peaple are very mean.i think he got cought in the bed with a narcos wife lol

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  • adrao June 2, 2009

    crotch fighter the fuck this happened in argentina, this is chile for stupid fuck... and for the rest yeah he was arguing with someone and they got mad at each other and the other dude ran over him...

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  • drunkard June 2, 2009

    His grape stomping skills weren't needed at the meat packing plant.

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  • big_daddy305 June 2, 2009

    The local annual battery acid race runner up. You should see first place.

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  • drublix June 2, 2009

    Shark Attack!

    Judging by his undies he was obviously trying to reenact a scene from Jaws

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  • godless1 June 2, 2009

    He found an old epilady!

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  • nightshift187 June 2, 2009

    that damn backyard wrestling.

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  • 169johnw June 2, 2009

    This is what happens when you cross a pit-bull and a shark on a motor cycle and/or bus!!

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  • blkdck4whtchks June 2, 2009

    I told him if he rubbed chicken grease on his leg and walked through the ghetto this would happen.

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  • bigbabyknox June 2, 2009

    ^^^^^^^^^lol

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  • truckingman June 2, 2009

    HOLLY MF" FUCK!!!! Who pored 100% pure Nitric Acid on this poor Fuck???? I hope who ever the sick Mother Fucker Did Not pore White Phosphorus with the Nitric Acid because White Phosphorus is MF" Poisonous, Bitchess!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • jerryjackoff June 2, 2009

    Looks like a piranha attack to me.

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  • lambofgodf June 2, 2009

    Landmine

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  • sirlikalot June 2, 2009

    one fucked up spider bite

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  • bulldognuts June 2, 2009

    This is a public service video,be careful when you are wearing your wives panties you just might get in an accident and end up on C.S.

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  • yeayeayea June 3, 2009

    Extreme leg shaving accident.

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  • ohwickedwendi June 3, 2009

    This guy was wearing a helmet on his motorcycle, so at least his head is intact.

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  • prestonsgirl June 3, 2009

    Freddy Krueger got him! O_o

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  • askyoursister June 3, 2009

    soccer night at he ol' mine field is the new rave!!!... this niggaz play rough. except when they actually step on a mine, then they cry like pussies!

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  • monkeymaster June 3, 2009

    Obviously a time travel experiment gone wrong.

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  • dazzza June 3, 2009

    Someone wanted his shoes, a lot..

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  • zombiefreeak21 June 3, 2009

    new bride must have been to heavy to carry to the car, shins had a blow out

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  • raybird June 3, 2009

    Ran so fast try'n to get home to see the latest updates on C.S. he turned his legs into hamburger

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  • hardrock June 3, 2009

    now thats what you call the mexicali blues.always wondered what that song meant.

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  • mr_whankey June 3, 2009

    dropped a taco in the street. poor bastard went back for it.

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  • monexxx June 3, 2009

    NO guys ... what they saying is : the guy was into an argument with some bus driver and then the driver runs against the side walk the time when he walks out from the bus .. so fucked !

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  • switch467 June 3, 2009

    Yeah, she was in the alley way. No, she wasn't harmless.

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  • jphinfan86 June 3, 2009

    Karma burn for Robert Hallock thetruckingman's month-long overuse of punctuation and caps. How will you sleep tonight "Sincerely Robert Hallock thetruckingman"?

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  • dert666 June 3, 2009

    "It was like that when I got here"

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  • pirametsin June 3, 2009

    china toxic long sox

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  • d90girl June 3, 2009

    sucks 2 be him....but I feel his pain, had my leg de gloved ones...not fun !!

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  • willynilly June 3, 2009

    He was bit by the Ugly Bug.

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  • rocky71 June 4, 2009

    Blue ball explosion.

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  • 1donkey June 4, 2009

    I think a dirty black nigger must have bit him up real good. Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!! He's hurt and Jay's not!!!!!!

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  • rich1 June 4, 2009

    or some really hungry people

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  • chazim June 5, 2009

    Shark attack.

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  • marketmade7 June 5, 2009

    WHO GIVES A FUCK WAT HAPPENED TO HIM

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  • truckingman June 5, 2009

    Crappy as always, jphinfan86. I cap the first letters of some words to highlight the word also curse words.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • elzombino June 10, 2009

    never try the "bullet dance" with rocket launchers

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  • psychoscumphuc November 5, 2009

    nice speedos

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  • jimmydcap February 1, 2010

    SHARK BITE

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  • insane_person February 2, 2011

    looks like this guy found a human sized blender and decided to get blended.

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  • krazyk March 6, 2011

    I'm with crotch fighter on this one

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