Serves Your Drunk Ass Right

There is a huge difference with being a "crazy" stunt guy and some jackass that hopes on someone's car that they really like. The difference being, you are gonna get the short end of the stick. Asphalt is hard. Very hard. And now your Jackass-ness will be seen on crazyshit, with the ending being you knocked out.

45 Comments
  • toubrouk June 7, 2009

    Beer; the new Nature's Chloride!

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  • squirrelkiller June 7, 2009

    You ok kevin, you dumb fuck

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  • supercow June 7, 2009

    Im fine im just counting the pieces of gravel.

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  • sirlikalot June 7, 2009

    sweet dreams fucker

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  • sikamikanico69 June 7, 2009

    kevin is alright, just a lil sleepy.

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  • fukoffndie June 7, 2009

    It's not so fuckin funny now is it,,,,IT"S HILARIOUS

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  • deathbreath666 June 7, 2009

    you are a prick KEVIN!

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  • desertangelisa June 7, 2009

    i wanted to see him fly

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  • tigertiger June 7, 2009

    yuk a yuk a yuk what a retard

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  • bagigaulkman June 7, 2009

    hoorah i love doing that

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  • boredshitless June 7, 2009

    its your own asphault dumbass!

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  • dazzza June 7, 2009

    I guess car surfing IS over rated.

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  • thoward June 7, 2009

    hey keven how does the pavement taste

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  • crazyman1 June 7, 2009

    People who think they can do whatever they want behind the wheel with no consiquences should be draged out beaten to a pulp, lit on fire then run over with their own car to finish their pompous, selfish asses of.

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  • pants401 June 7, 2009

    the medics are gonna come by and say he suffered a brain aneurysm and died and that fucker is still gonna be like are you ok kevin?

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  • jerryjackoff June 7, 2009

    Hey crazyman what the fuck would you do if some asstwat jumped on your fukin car's hood?

    I would have done exactly the same as the video and might even run over the pissed twat!

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  • godless1 June 7, 2009

    I don't think Kevin is doing okay.

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  • khaslave June 7, 2009

    The world is flushing....

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  • zombiefreeak21 June 7, 2009

    suck the fuck in kevin, you dent my bonnet i dent your face

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  • crazyman1 June 8, 2009

    Dear jerryjackoff, I have nothing against you personally but if you want my opinion, here goes: I dont need to cower behind 3000 pounds of steel to resolve such simple problems, im physically capable of handling such a minor situation, only completly spineless cowardly careless, panzy douchebag pussy ass bitchs resort to this kind of douchebaggery, its not funny & it could be considered attempted murder, especially with video evidence like this. I hope you enjoy having a angry at the world, large, vicious & brutally strong black dude as an abusive boyfriend cause thats whats gona happen if you get caught deliberately runnig someone over.

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  • carnutts4sure June 8, 2009

    crazyman1 , you may be a big brute but the person behind the wheel of that Lexus may not have been and with car-jackings so high in the world , they may have feared for their lives . What may seem an easy situation to handle by YOU may not seem that way to someone else . Yep , you would have done the big Brutus manly thing and stopped and got out of the car and probably got your ass pounded by 6 of his buddies watching you trying to be a Billy Bad Ass . Now you have an $800 dollar invoice at the bodyshop for replacing your dented all to fuck hood and a $30,000 bill at the hospital for your dented all to fuck face ! Yep , you're a smart one TUFF GUY !

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  • carnutts4sure June 8, 2009

    And just for the record crazyman .... I would have been just as fucking stupid as you and got out and pounded his fucking ass too !

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  • english666 June 8, 2009

    Hope the muther fucker is dead. He would be dead if he jumped on my car like that.

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  • shimmery315 June 8, 2009

    superdouche

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  • murderone June 8, 2009

    Ghost Ride

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  • phirewallz June 8, 2009

    Crazyman1:

    People who think they can do whatever they want by JUMPING UP ON SOMEONES CAR with no consiquences should be draged out beaten to a pulp, lit on fire.

    To be honest with you what was the retard thinking????

    If i'm such a fckn retard that I jump into a cage with a bunch of lions....then I really should expect to get eaten. I'd be kinda retarded myself if I blamed the lions now wouldn't I??

    With all the carjackings, kidnappings, murders etc going on... if somebody jumped on my hood, in the middle of traffic, I would probably have shot his dumb ass in the head, then ran him over.

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  • dozer67 June 8, 2009

    whatever dudes if that was my car I would have gotten out and given that guy some serious stick time, but if that was my wife I would have expected her to do the same thing as the driver in this video and call the cops, no one has the rite to damage my property!!!!

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  • crazyman1 June 8, 2009

    I'm not saying the guy was right for jumping on the car at all, it was stupid, & ok ya maybe it might have been a defenceless litle old lady behind the wheel, but try to kill the guy for making a simple drunkin' mistake? comon. CARNUTTS4SURE I dont respect anything your foguey ass has to say because you showed your stupidity with all your douchy racist rants, ya your real smart & enlightened, fuckin' moron, & im guessing your an american judging by what you say about hospital bills, it must suck to not have free health care & still believe your are in the land of the free, "YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS THEY TELL YOU!" Ya brainwashed idiot, i bet you still believe 9/11 was orchestrated by so called "terrorists".... & santa clause , the tooth ferry too maybe? I have nothing against americans in general just stupid brainwashed racist ones. phirewallz, keep my name out your mouth, douchbag, you would murder someone for endangering your property, You dont have the mental capacity to distinguish what to do in everyday situation without wanting to kill someone over material possessions? I guess thats why the USA is so safe and crime free cause people all react with murderous rage & shoot each other over their posesions. Ya thats the logic, blind irrational violant behaviour will solve my crime problems.... mindless fuckin' drone. So scared, confused & brainwashed by the media & big money conglomerates that you see other americans as constant threats. What if you guys had a son, & he happened to make a foolish mistake because he was under the influence, would you still want him to be shown no mercy run over & killed over a dent in a car? Would you cheer a this person's reaction? Would you say "good! my son's life was worth less then a ding in someones vehicle! screw him!" Then congradulate the person for being so selfish, spineless & materialistic? These are rhetorical questions because i know the peanut gallery is not the place for discussions, so I will try to stop now because i like crazyshit.

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  • carnutts4sure June 8, 2009

    FUCK YOU crazycunt ! If it weren't for Americans , you can bet your fucking ass YOU probably wouldn't have the freedom to be on the fucking internet right now in your own country you pathetic ignorant cunt ! It's MEN like me that are the first to step up and fight for COWARDS like YOU when the shit hits the fan punk ! I don't like NIGGERS .... so fucking what bitch ? NIGGERS come in all races bitch and I've said it a million times asswipe ! You really think anyone as well as me gives a rat's fucking ass what you think of me , my opinions , my statements , or anyone elses on here for all that matters ? Don't pat your fucking self too hard on the back PUSSY !

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  • crazyman1 June 8, 2009

    HOMOBUTTS4SURE your so brainwashed its almost comical, who's the one patting themselves on the back? fuckin' idiot, its so envident to people in their right mind that you have an immature brainwashed mentality & everything that you say is contrived bullshit. (sarcarsticlly saying): "ya when the shit hits the fan.... ya i'm the MAN ya...." hahahaha so stupid. (False flag attacks etc etc.) your a fuckin' moron. enjoy. by the way the peanut gallery is not the place for discussions. and ya I am crazy about cunts, I like pussy, unlike you, lol. douchebag.

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  • carnutts4sure June 8, 2009

    who's got the childish mentality ? I've flushed better than you down the pipe fuckwad ! Have a nice life and stay out of my post !

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  • crazyman1 June 8, 2009

    "Who's got the childish mentality?" Hhmm? lets see, YOU DO! Also these will probly fit you aswell: asinine, obtuse, birdbrained, sensless, illogical, racist, ignorant, feebleminded, dim-witted, unenlightened, idiotic etc.... moron.

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  • ohwickedwendi June 8, 2009

    I always make friends with people by jumping onto the hoods of their cars. It's a great ice breaker.

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  • evil-christine June 9, 2009

    if i was in that car i would hve run over him.... stupid retard

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  • carnutts4sure June 9, 2009

    crazyman , you surely are full of yourself aren't you ? It's obvious that you are a legend in your own mind so feel free to fuck off as a hero ! Now I see why everybody hammers your ass on this site .

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  • carnutts4sure June 9, 2009

    just as I thought , a 25 year old PUNK with a mouth and computer ! You need a good old fashioned teeth loosening Ricky boy !

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  • crazyman1 June 9, 2009

    ^ LMAO, all i read was blah blah blah blah you are a legend & a hero Ricky boy! gee thanks old timer, now FUCK OFF

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  • carnutts4sure June 9, 2009

    This old timer could easily beat your ass so bad your own fucking slut of a mother wouldn't recognize your worthless ass you little punkass bitch ! SERIOUSLY and I would enjoy it after the comments you made about Americans !!!!!!

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  • carnutts4sure June 9, 2009

    God how I would love to see the fear in your face if we met face to face when you realized you had just let your mouth overload your abilities to back it up !

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  • dman6765 June 10, 2009

    Just for the record crazyman1 and carnutts4sure non of that was funny or thought provoking in the least, So quit wasting my mutha fuking time! :)

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  • carnutts4sure June 10, 2009

    feel free to suck my cock dman with your lame fucking avatar trying to look like the badass that you obviously aren't ! A shaved head and a gun aint shit PUSSY !

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  • crazyman1 June 10, 2009

    ^HOMOBUTTS4SURE, ok, First of all leave my mother & her promiscuous ways of of this! What she does in the privacy of her own trailer is none of your fuckin' buisiness! lmao, J/K, you fuckin' ECONOMIC sized bag of DOUCHE! Now I see what your problem is, you must be a serious pussy in real life to be trying to constently pic arguments in the peanut gallery, & frankly I dont care how tuff you THINK you are, you dont scare me, you dont know me or anything about my abilities, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I know better then to go threatning somebody in a public forrum & leave written evidence, MORON. Its stupid & it doesnt proove anything but stupidity. so FUCK OFF already

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  • carnutts4sure June 11, 2009

    First off my record in martial arts and the fact that I have a gameroom full of trophies and videos of me in the rings over the years , speaks for itself so I don't have to THINK anything chump . I'm a certified 5th degree blackbelt instructor and have taken many first place spots with various teams all over the United States and Canada . And you need to read my wording before you jump to any conclusions about me threatening you on the net chump . Once again , your mouth has overloaded your ass and your inability to THINK before you let shit spew from your mouth . Chumps like you are a dime a dozen and nothing more than cowards when push comes to shove ! YOU are the one that has absolutely no idea who you are dealing with on the net boy . I traced your I.P. ( which is completely legal ) right to your sorry ass . It took one of my computer techs a whopping 30 minutes to ID the address where you type your meaningless shit from . I'm not going to be a dick and tell everyone what a shithole Country you live in but , I can see why you have such a huge chip on your shoulders asswipe ! I would be bitter too probably . Now have a nice life and stay out of my post and I'll stay out of yours !

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  • crazyman1 June 12, 2009

    First off you really think I give a shit about your "alleged" gameroom full of douche bag trophies & all that other crap impresses me or anyone else in here for that matter, you must really be an insecure person to try & bost about that bullshit to someone you dont even know, AAAAhaha all your prooving is how much of a idiot you are LMAO, your an even biger bag of DOUCHE then i though lol, obviously i hurt your feelings for you to be so obsessed to go out of your way to pay some "computer tech" to get the ip where i login to crazyshit!! I dont even own a computer so what do i care! MORON, your letting yourself get played like a fidel DUMBSHIT! Why would you even care that much about what a total stanger has to say?! That just goes to show your maturity level.... lol I guess you missed that part in your "alleged" "martial arts" training where they teach you Discipline, Respect & a Humble nature?!?! dumbfuck, & if you want to talk about "read my wording before you jump to any conclusions" start by reading mine carfully first dumbass! I said "I know better then to go threatning somebody...." not "You should know better" fucking birdbrain! & while were at it what about when you said "I would have been just as fucking stupid as you and got out and pounded his fucking ass too !" where in the fuck did i say i was gona pound anybody?!?! or do anything violent for that matter?!?! stupid son of a bitch!your douchebagness is boundless apparently, now shut the fuck up & take your "medicine", you win some you lose some, YOU LOST! Suck it up recoup & move on already! This is absolutly ridiculous! now FUCK OFF loser

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  • carnutts4sure June 13, 2009

    Who's really the one getting played here crazyman ? I am still laughing that you are responding to all the bullshit I have posted ! Maybe we are both getting a laugh here , who knows ?

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