Great Bar Trick

This guy must have a shit load of free time on his hands...either way, a fuckin great trick.

36 Comments
  • english666 June 14, 2009

    1st

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  • pellit June 14, 2009

    lol n1

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  • english666 June 14, 2009

    big wow

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  • crazy_bitch88 June 14, 2009

    Yeah, i wouldn't practice in the bar though, i'd be just my luck that it'd land in a shot of whiskey and blow us all to hell and back... then imma be pissed cause you know the cops are gunna arrest me for terrorist acts. >_>

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  • thoward June 14, 2009

    it's ok i guess

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  • khaslave June 14, 2009

    America's got talent!

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  • bigbabyknox June 14, 2009

    he just an old hippie that dont know what to do

    should he just hang on too the old or grab on too the new. hes just trying real hard too adjust.

    he reminds me of the willy nelson song

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  • lambofgodf June 14, 2009

    That was the shit...

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  • freddog June 14, 2009

    COOL, I WANT TO LERN!

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  • bigfun72 June 14, 2009

    I had ass hair when I started learning that trick.....should have try'd the mouth first.

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  • drunkard June 14, 2009

    If he got a haircut and a shave, he'd look like Mortimer Duke from the movie Trading Places.

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  • boredshitless June 14, 2009

    wait a minute Bucknuts that you?

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  • rocky71 June 14, 2009

    no

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  • dozer67 June 14, 2009

    look kids. lung cancer can be fun :)

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  • 811pirate June 14, 2009

    that's bush in his after office years.

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  • weobserver June 14, 2009

    its a yes from me what ya think simon.

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  • lameristotel June 14, 2009

    'I had a beard when i first started working on that :D

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  • racistfuck June 14, 2009

    YEP THAT WAS PRETTY COOL BUT THAT TALENT AND 25 CENTS WOULDN'T EVEN BUY HIS OLD HIPPY ASS A CUP OF GOOD COFFEE . CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR OLD MAN AND QUIT LIVING THE FUCKING 60'S AND SOMEBODY OTHER THAN WALMART MIGHT GIVE YOU A JOB .

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  • racistfuck June 14, 2009

    811PIRATE , PRESIDENT BUSH'S NUTTSACKS HAD MORE INTEGRITY THAN THE WORTHLESS FUCKING HALFBREED THAT'S IN OFFICE NOW . JUST A BIT LONGER AND YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERALS WILL BE WAKING UP AS TO JUST HOW FUCKING SORRY OBAMA TRULY IS .

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  • joecommonsense June 14, 2009

    i can close my eyes when i sleep.

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  • useful_idiot June 14, 2009

    LMAO, best punch line ever!

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  • ohwickedwendi June 15, 2009

    Rednecks Got Talent

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  • carnutts4sure June 15, 2009

    This is better than good.

    Pastor's wife's letter

    How's this for apocalyptic literature. This was written

    by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary

    of current events. It is Brilliant.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the

    people of the land called America, having lost their

    morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their

    liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person

    known as "The One".

    He emerged from the vapors with a message that had

    no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them,

    "I am sent to save you. My lack of experience, my

    questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my asso-

    ciation with evil doers are of no consequence. For I

    shall save you with Hope and Change.

    Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that

    he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the

    nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed."

    And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew

    not what "The One" would do, he had promised

    that it was good; and they believed.

    And "The One" said "We live in the greatest country

    in the world. Help me change everything about it!"

    And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"

    Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats."

    And the people said "Sock it to them!"

    "And redistribute their wealth."

    And the people said, "Show us the money!"

    And then He said, "Redistribution of wealth is good

    for everybody"

    And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me?

    You're going to steal my money and give it to the

    deadbeats??" And "The One" ridiculed and taunted

    him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and

    publicized.

    One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?"

    And she was banished from the kingdom!

    Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations

    experience and having zero military experience or

    knowledge, how will you deal with radical terrorists?"

    And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and

    talk with them and show them how nice we really are;

    and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"

    And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last,

    and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the

    people!"

    Then "The One" said, "I shall give 95% of you lower

    taxes."

    And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay

    ANY taxes."

    So "The One" said, "Then I shall give you some of the

    taxes the fat-cats pay!"

    And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Show us the money!"

    Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains

    when you sell your homes!"

    And the people yawned and the slumping housing

    market collapsed.

    And He said, "I shall mandate employer- funded health

    care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage.

    And I shall give every person unlimited healthcare and

    medicine and transportation to the clinics."

    And the people said, "Give me some of that!"

    Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship

    jobs overseas."

    And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

    Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal

    industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!"

    And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no

    more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher

    electric rates."

    So "The One" said, "Not to worry. If your rebate isn't

    enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.

    Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!"

    Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and

    slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security,

    free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-

    lingual signs and guaranteed housing..."

    And the people said, "Hallelujah!!" And they made

    him King!

    And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling

    costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid

    off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of

    business and the economy sank like unto a rock

    dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was des-

    troyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of

    the people were without a means of support.

    Then "The One" said, "I am the "The One" - The

    Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall just print

    more money so everyone will have enough!"

    But our foreign trading partners said unto Him, "Wait

    a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung!

    You will have to pay more..."

    And the people said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"

    And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic

    programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become

    a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you

    shall play by our rules!"

    And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we

    done?"

    But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon

    "The One" and spat upon him and stoned him, and his

    name was dung. And the once mighty nation was

    no more; and the once proud people were without

    sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change "The

    One" had given them was as like unto a poison that

    had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed

    all that they had built.

    And the people beat their chests in despair and cried

    out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our pride

    and our hope!!" But it was too late, and their homeland

    was no more.

    You may think this is a fairy tale, but it's not.

    It's happening RIGHT NOW !!!

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  • carnutts4sure June 15, 2009

    Sorry Jay , didn't mean to paste the whole fucking thing !

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  • askyoursister June 15, 2009

    oh yeah, nice. but lets see him get a job!!

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  • 98lude June 15, 2009

    I HOPE THAT FUCKER CAN FEED A FAMILY OUT OF THAT haha, cool though.

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  • crazyman1 June 15, 2009

    hey dirty long haired,ya uh, the year 2009 called, SMOKING CIGARETTES ISNT COOL ANYMORE! fail,douchebag

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  • crazyman1 June 15, 2009

    hey douchebag, the 1950's called, they want their trick back!

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  • rareranking June 15, 2009

    Think he stay in a bar one to many times

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  • squirrelkiller June 15, 2009

    Last zzzzzzzzz

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  • marsape June 15, 2009

    90% of men who have tried camel, say they prefer women

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  • sikko June 15, 2009

    Was that Jerry Garcia without a beard and 50 lbs lighter? He is back from the dead folks!

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  • jerryjackoff June 15, 2009

    Cool old guy and a fukin cool trick! LMFAO @ marsape!!

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  • x6joker9x June 16, 2009

    look guys rednecks do go to school

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  • 811pirate June 16, 2009

    ah, my first friend on crazyshit is named racistfuck, what a world we live in.

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  • liveorpie October 14, 2009

    Lol nice trick.

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