Hot Ass Celebration

Whether it's the 4th of July, New Years, or a random Friday night, you can always rely on some idiot to have a celebration in a painful area. Good thing he didn't try to shoot a bottle rocket out of his dick or something.

30 Comments
  • format187 June 24, 2009

    I think there might have been a little penetration there, serves you right, assclown

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  • aryan-rule June 24, 2009

    his fucking nuts exploded!

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  • zekesteroid June 24, 2009

    Isn't that what they were trying to accomplish in the first place???

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  • yo_daddy June 24, 2009

    damn dumb ass trailer park kids

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  • lickadslit June 24, 2009

    It says light fuse get away..not light fuse stick in your ass...what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

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  • willylickaball June 24, 2009

    Probably not the first rocket thats banged his ass.

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  • petekelly June 24, 2009

    Fire in the hole.

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  • gonzogoatee1 June 24, 2009

    firecrotch! hopefully that'll keep him outta the gene pool!

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  • sikko June 24, 2009

    3...2...1... LIFTOFF!

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  • boredshitless June 24, 2009

    one stupid way to roast nuts

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  • leadfoot June 24, 2009

    Bullseye...100 Points !!!

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  • fetuswithaids June 24, 2009

    He was screaming with joy and delight.

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  • shit4brains June 24, 2009

    Now that's what i call a Flameing Faggot!

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  • mylarjorgen June 24, 2009

    This man had planned to be the fourth member of the stunt team on the "talent?" show but his "catching a rocket in the back pocket" trick had apparently gone quite wrong during pre-show practices, meanwhile, Bernhard Spinkter of Arseplay, Minnesota is getting better and doctors say Nyaa hahaha.. Mr...Baa..Kssk SpinkKKKAaaha. Spinkter had his..MmmmmPaa.. ahem... had his first solid meal today Prrp... Hothm ..Hot donutsHmmmmm.............Paahahahahahahaha. Hmm.mm I'm sorry, I have patients to see HMmm HmmmM"

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  • macthesparky1 June 24, 2009

    silly emo's, tying to combine two pleasures. penetration AND wounding themself... lol

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  • ozboy June 24, 2009

    Funny shit!

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  • jerryjackoff June 24, 2009

    Cheapo jet pack FAIL.

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  • rareranking June 24, 2009

    I think it went up his ass

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  • skullmonkey June 24, 2009

    Just boys having fun

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  • shimmery315 June 24, 2009

    now who's gonna lube it for him?

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  • drunkard June 25, 2009

    What a hero, he saved the paint on those two jalopies from getting singed.

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  • askyoursister June 25, 2009

    the future of america... we're fucked.

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  • khaslave June 25, 2009

    I hate camping!

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  • squirrelkiller June 25, 2009

    Nasa cutbacks

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  • ohwickedwendi June 25, 2009

    Dumbasses caught on tape.

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  • shit_smeller June 25, 2009

    Hey guys! How awesome would it be to catch a rocket with my Taint!

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  • marsape June 25, 2009

    ironman's apprentice

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  • dman6765 June 26, 2009

    That was at the yuma proving grounds, langley wanted to test the new I E P'S to counter the insurgents in Iraq who currently use I E D'S, Knowing the the insurgents cannot help but to aim there ass hole's at any rocket shaped device the C I A developed a proto type weapon called the improvised explosive rocket also known as the I.E.P

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  • aezganjapuffer July 8, 2009

    Fucking retarded, The only thing funny, was how it got stuck up in his junk.. But that will be one less moron that will have kids...

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  • jimmydcap January 19, 2010

    Thats what my ass feels like when i eat my wifes chili!!

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