Now That's An Alarm Clock!

This dude built the world's biggest alarm clock, now he'll never be late for another flower arranging class anymore. It's a shame too. Because you know he doesn't get laid in that thing, which would be pretty bad ass. Maybe he wins the contest and can get a hooker in there.

34 Comments
  • cmbmachine June 27, 2009

    Use it to wake up??? I'd use it to fuck.

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  • edrich June 27, 2009

    who's matt?

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  • sikamikanico69 June 27, 2009

    i was thinkin the same thing, the auto fucker 5000!!!

    +1
  • addictedtothc June 27, 2009

    Mexican Jumping Bed

    -1
  • rc2james June 27, 2009

    I like it.

    -1
  • squirrelkiller June 27, 2009

    Single bed for a reason, right their

    -1
  • bulldognuts June 27, 2009

    He should run compreessor air tube into his ass.

    +0
  • thoward June 27, 2009

    for sale one auto fucker 5000 slight damage call Jr @ BR-549

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  • big_daddy305 June 27, 2009

    I'm surprised it wasn't a Mexican that invented this bed with hydraulics.

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  • sikko June 27, 2009

    I bet $ this guy never gets laid..

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  • jehuty540 June 27, 2009

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  • zekesteroid June 27, 2009

    Hi Mom??? What a fucking LOSER. It will always be just him in that bed because he^s too much of a geek to EVER get laid...

    As for me, a nice blowjob in the morning is all I need to *get me up*, if you know what I mean...

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  • acdcfan June 27, 2009

    They will sell these at Spencer's in the Fall

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  • boredshitless June 27, 2009

    damn i need that alarm clock for my kid

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  • relvas June 27, 2009

    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

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  • pizzapie June 27, 2009

    Make his day already

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  • bigbabyknox June 27, 2009

    damn im tired of having too scroll threw all that shit

    +0
  • briskman11 June 27, 2009

    I have a can of paint i need shaken...can i count on you Dork Master 5000???

    +0
  • iluvwomen June 27, 2009

    fuck ban him matt !

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 28, 2009

    That's "Shaken Geek Syndrome" right there!

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  • bigbabyknox June 28, 2009

    wake up with whip lash daily, maybe dick lash too.

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  • chefstirngutz June 28, 2009

    only time that bed rocks

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  • marsape June 28, 2009

    shitlooker is trying to commit crazyshit suicide, and he is failing just like the loser's that get posted here..., you deserve to be on crazyshit more than anyone shitlooker...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahhhaaaaa

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  • rareranking June 28, 2009

    And they wonder why white people shoot up schools the fucker looks 40 in a bunk twin bed saying hello mom like a little kid Wacko!

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  • rareranking June 28, 2009

    See this is what happens when your mom and dad are brother and sister and smoke to much crack to teach you anything you have a Shit Licker for a son...

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  • drunkard June 28, 2009

    Hi mom? She's been hearing that racket for the last four years since you perfected it. Get a job already.

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  • crazyman1 June 28, 2009

    I would definitly try to fuck a chick on that :-)

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  • wrekneyez June 28, 2009

    Yeah What a Looser... hes using that to Wake up? Id be using to fuck his Mom...

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  • leadfoot June 28, 2009

    Good thing that bed is in his mom's basement , won't bother anyone downstairs .

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  • paddedwalls June 28, 2009

    fucking is now effortless

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  • chuck-norris June 28, 2009

    HI MOM LOOK AT ME IM SHOWING EVERY ! WHAT A LOOSER I AM!!!

    +0
  • standalone June 29, 2009

    now when he give the girl the rape drugs he wont have to do so much work

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  • shittybitchy June 30, 2009

    Wow, the things virgins come up with when they don't have a chance in hell of getting sex.

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  • joecommonsense July 3, 2009

    know what, no alarms clock ever works for me, i always hit snooze, so i dont use alarm clocks and that works fine.

    +0
 
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