He Slices He Dices He Cut Your Balls Off

The first swing wasn't so impressive, but the second really did the job. That dude could be out drinking somewhere, whip out his sword and cut the top off a beer just for the hell of it. I call this a major party trick. Or maybe cut the shirt of a big breasted asian chick.

35 Comments
  • squirrelkiller June 28, 2009

    Fire hamsters nextime!

    +1
  • mikem1441 June 28, 2009

    My first 1st.....bitches

    +0
  • aryan-rule June 28, 2009

    Jap crap

    +0
  • mexican_pride June 28, 2009

    Fake!!!!!

    +0
  • squirrelkiller June 28, 2009

    mikem sorry hahahaah

    +0
  • thoward June 28, 2009

    throw cats at him

    +0
  • mikem1441 June 28, 2009

    all my life I've wanted to be first. My mom is right. I am a fucking loser. Damn.

    +0
  • mexican_pride June 28, 2009

    lol j/p wow

    +0
  • sikamikanico69 June 28, 2009

    i thought that was fukin awesome!!!

    +0
  • pizzapie June 28, 2009

    Mikem1441, I agree with your mom

    +0
  • wrekneyez June 28, 2009

    You know here in the states... We call that Baseball... Whooooo Cool trick Zipper head..

    +0
  • bigbabyknox June 28, 2009

    to bad the sword didnt fly out of his hand and chop off there heads. now that would have been a good video

    +0
  • big_daddy305 June 28, 2009

    I would hate to date his daughter

    +0
  • zekesteroid June 28, 2009

    Yo mikem1441, moms know best. And big_daddy305, just shoot that fucker with any gun of your choice (he can't stop fuckin bullets) then have your way with his daughter, ha...

    +0
  • drunkard June 28, 2009

    Rook! It's firred with shit!

    +0
  • khaslave June 28, 2009

    First time those chick's have seen such big white balls.

    +0
  • evilgenius June 28, 2009

    what in the fuck are they talking about?

    +0
  • crazymanny June 28, 2009

    he should play baseball

    +0
  • jerryjackoff June 28, 2009

    ROR...Raf Out Roud!!

    +0
  • jerryjackoff June 28, 2009

    Mr Miyagi got fuck all on this guy!

    +0
  • boredshitless June 28, 2009

    weird ass gook shit

    +0
  • fetuswithaids June 28, 2009

    What's so amazing?A million baseball players do this everyday.

    +0
  • aced2112 June 28, 2009

    seen it on attack of the show still seemed better

    +0
  • chuck-norris June 28, 2009

    WTF IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT ITS LIKE HITTING IT WITH A BASEBALL BAT

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 29, 2009

    I'm calling this guy for my ex husband's next birthday party.

    +0
  • dunedain007 June 29, 2009

    does this gook do circumcisions

    +0
  • monkeymaster June 29, 2009

    I'm surprised they are so surprised by this.

    +0
  • briskman11 June 29, 2009

    It would have been funnier if the ball hit him in the face!!!

    +0
  • cra-z-mo-fo June 29, 2009

    Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffin' glue?

    +0
  • rareranking June 29, 2009

    Hmm and the sword didnt break hmm

    +0
  • thundermug June 29, 2009

    Fuck, the A's need to sign him. At least he can make contact with something over the plate.

    +0
  • marsape June 30, 2009

    someone buy him a baseball bat

    +0
  • aezganjapuffer July 8, 2009

    Yes folks this limited time offer can be yours, he slices and dices in seconds.. Save and Money buying silly gadgets, and then having to clean them. Yes as you can see it is self cleaning, and it he will ward off would be thieves from invading you home.. CALLLL NOWWWWWWWW>......

    +0
  • duckym3 August 26, 2009

    Toss that gook are black president!

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 9, 2010

    OK Take a note,,,Don't fuck with guy. got it.

    +0
 
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