It's gotta suck to be paperboy and be blind out of one eye. A week earlier he hit a deer and didn't even see the damn thing.
thats why I never got my paper
And now I know how they get stuck under the bus
Somebody ran a red light
Jerome Bettis: Life after football
So who the fuck had the right-of-way anyway?
Another 2 seconds and he would have missed his buss
get up a run away like the guy on cops did
he just about went threw the door
The whole country is driving while asian.
oh shit that was fucked up.no one is getting there paper anymore
The only thing that block will be reading is the bloody letters on the bus ad
Well shit he seen it, He was tired of being a paper boy
WAMMO BAMMO SPLATTO....ect..etc...
why is that shit so funny??
Hey that's not a bus stop ass hole!!!
dum, de, dum, de, dum,....splat!
"hey you still gotta pay the 85 cents to ride"
Im still waiting for my pizza
all aboard for the bus to HELL
You're as funny as tuberculosis
The bus company's new slogan, "don't walk... Ride!".