Introducing the New Beer Diet

jay
26,729 Views 7 years ago

Here's a diet I can get behind. I mean fuck I can drink a 12 pack no problem. This might be the easiest diet evah! Bonus diet points for the two chicks diking out in the bar. Fuck yeah burn those calories...

33 Comments
  • squirrelkiller July 14, 2009

    My life in a nutshell thanks

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  • petekelly July 14, 2009

    me too

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  • dozer67 July 14, 2009

    well she could always suck dick for a couple of bucks and swallow for some food.

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  • trinitysx July 14, 2009

    ja the ending was crazy

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  • wickedwithin July 14, 2009

    I think I'll start today!!!!! Thanks Crazy Shit!!!!!!

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  • thad July 14, 2009

    Now even the anorexic bitches can get their drink on!!

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  • boredshitless July 14, 2009

    Had that diet it sucks like hell they forgot to tell you when you lose your job the DT's set in cause u cant drink it without $$$ and wind up in the hospital not knowing how you got there or like me wake up from a blackout walking down 3rd ave between 125th and 124th! nothing sticks out like a white guy in harlem lemme tell ya!

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  • khaslave July 14, 2009

    Ah, but don't for get you'll be eating for two soon;because some random Joe rapped you while you were passed out cold.

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  • tastyscabs July 14, 2009

    dam bitch u dont need beeer, u need a big mac

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  • khaslave July 14, 2009

    That's why I stick to single malt.

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  • mexican_pride July 14, 2009

    Go to subway ;) eat fresh

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  • iwantmythc July 14, 2009

    The tequila diet plan will do all that and then some.

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  • leadfoot July 14, 2009

    I want her .

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  • thoward July 14, 2009

    she needs a dick in her real bad

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  • godless1 July 14, 2009

    I think I just met my future ex-wife.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 14, 2009

    ahhhhh!!!! fugit I'll drink till my liver pops. Smoke a bowl drunk driving and end up on cops.

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  • contrled_chaos July 14, 2009

    She should switch to a cum diet.

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  • jerryjackoff July 14, 2009

    She is beautifull...Just my type! Jeez, if only.

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  • blitzed July 14, 2009

    I agree with thoward!

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  • wargod July 14, 2009

    she had a camel toe

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  • drunkard July 14, 2009

    Phone number?

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  • ohwickedwendi July 14, 2009

    I'm more of a bulimia gal, myself...

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  • rareranking July 15, 2009

    After what she just did give dat! bitch a beer anytime she wants or your getting your ass wipped

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  • xsalvagex July 15, 2009

    This diet wouldn't work for me it would actually kill me, I'm allergic to beer.

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  • doc_ock July 15, 2009

    How about the Guinness diet? 4 pints, a glass of milk, and a glass of orange juice daily.

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  • jehuty540 July 15, 2009

    FUCK subway

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  • bikerbebop July 15, 2009

    that was gay

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  • briskman11 July 15, 2009

    You know that bitch don't drink nothing but bullshit drinks and gets beat by her husband!!!

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  • angelb July 15, 2009

    naaa i think i will pass on the diet..if staying drunk is what it takes to get thin i will stay my big fat self :)

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  • marsape July 15, 2009

    other benifits are; it makes dumb blondes even easier to fuck

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  • zekesteroid July 15, 2009

    Damn, I know this is a funny comedy, but I found myself just wanting the fuck the shit out of this chick the whole time I was watching this thing.

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  • honeybunches July 15, 2009

    hahaha david hasselhof

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  • douche101 July 18, 2009

    i love her

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