Here's a diet I can get behind. I mean fuck I can drink a 12 pack no problem. This might be the easiest diet evah! Bonus diet points for the two chicks diking out in the bar. Fuck yeah burn those calories...
My life in a nutshell thanks
well she could always suck dick for a couple of bucks and swallow for some food.
ja the ending was crazy
I think I'll start today!!!!! Thanks Crazy Shit!!!!!!
Now even the anorexic bitches can get their drink on!!
Had that diet it sucks like hell they forgot to tell you when you lose your job the DT's set in cause u cant drink it without $$$ and wind up in the hospital not knowing how you got there or like me wake up from a blackout walking down 3rd ave between 125th and 124th! nothing sticks out like a white guy in harlem lemme tell ya!
Ah, but don't for get you'll be eating for two soon;because some random Joe rapped you while you were passed out cold.
dam bitch u dont need beeer, u need a big mac
That's why I stick to single malt.
Go to subway ;) eat fresh
The tequila diet plan will do all that and then some.
I want her .
she needs a dick in her real bad
I think I just met my future ex-wife.
ahhhhh!!!! fugit I'll drink till my liver pops. Smoke a bowl drunk driving and end up on cops.
She should switch to a cum diet.
She is beautifull...Just my type! Jeez, if only.
I agree with thoward!
she had a camel toe
I'm more of a bulimia gal, myself...
After what she just did give dat! bitch a beer anytime she wants or your getting your ass wipped
This diet wouldn't work for me it would actually kill me, I'm allergic to beer.
How about the Guinness diet? 4 pints, a glass of milk, and a glass of orange juice daily.
that was gay
You know that bitch don't drink nothing but bullshit drinks and gets beat by her husband!!!
naaa i think i will pass on the diet..if staying drunk is what it takes to get thin i will stay my big fat self :)
other benifits are; it makes dumb blondes even easier to fuck
Damn, I know this is a funny comedy, but I found myself just wanting the fuck the shit out of this chick the whole time I was watching this thing.
hahaha david hasselhof
i love her