One of Those Failed Suicde Videos

jay
35,944 Views 7 years ago

It just ruins your day when a suicide goes wrong. You wake up in the morning all ready to off yourself. You eat some breakfast, Lucky Charms of course. Then off to face the world, or at least some sidewalk. You are on the ledge, thoughts clear. You jump. Smack! You're still alive. What the fuck. You don't deserve this! Maybe when you get out of the hospital you can try it again.

29 Comments
  • thoward July 21, 2009

    yep it sux when you do it wrong and YOU FAIL

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  • txhatesyou July 21, 2009

    word

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  • dozer67 July 21, 2009

    well who said he servived?could have been a delay reaction

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  • squirrelkiller July 21, 2009

    He wants to die so let him

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  • xcookiex July 21, 2009

    i see another idiot in line at mc donlads drive thru with a wheel chair

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  • hung303 July 21, 2009

    Looks like he is a failure at this TOO

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  • pizzapie July 21, 2009

    grab a shovel and finish him off

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  • iwantmythc July 21, 2009

    Hey wait a minute this isn't heaven.

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  • willylickaball July 21, 2009

    Looks like someone fucked him up with a knife to me.

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  • gblu33y3s July 21, 2009

    KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOORRRRRRR

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  • wickedwithin July 21, 2009

    Take backs!!!!

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  • boredshitless July 21, 2009

    thats just great! leave your family a fucking outrageous hospital bill just so you can do it again! Suicide the Pussy's way out of facing life!

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  • thoward July 21, 2009

    ^yep^

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  • shit4brains July 21, 2009

    Its assholes like this that drive up medical rates!.. put him in a body bag thats what he wanted.

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  • dykeslayer July 21, 2009

    life dont suck you are the one who sucks

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 21, 2009

    It's a known fact that the people that don't deserve to live keep going,while on the other hand the ones that try to do their best in life seem to fail more than anything.Fucked up system if you ask me.

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  • ftwbiker July 21, 2009

    Damn cop stole his wallet!

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  • jerryjackoff July 21, 2009

    ^^What boredshitless said!

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  • ohwickedwendi July 21, 2009

    List of things to do: Get dressed, walk to work, commit suicide, don't fuck it up.

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  • fuckdinthehead July 22, 2009

    I would be ashamed to call him my son. WALK IT OFF

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  • prestonsgirl July 22, 2009

    Suicide FAIL! ^_^

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  • rareranking July 22, 2009

    Why waste your energy saving him after all he tryed to kill himself anyway!

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  • xsalvagex July 22, 2009

    I'd just put a bullet in him..Problem of medical bills solved AND he gets what he wants..he dies happy!

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  • wargod July 22, 2009

    next time jump head first dumbass

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  • bikerbebop July 22, 2009

    I guess Jesus didn't want u.

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  • briskman11 July 23, 2009

    "ok pedro lets go back up there and try it again!!" this time go above the first floor

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  • assassinator July 28, 2009

    commiting suicide is a crime. i think they should make to punishment worse by stop giving them time in jails and mental homes. they should get the death sentence

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  • smack_a_ho September 15, 2009

    third world nations cant do nothing right.

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  • slayerfanstorm October 20, 2009

    FAIL

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