Who Needs a Eye Test?

jay
33,028 Views 7 years ago

This is like the total opposite of being drunk. At first a few beers you think she's fat, then a few more etc etc. She's a supermodel. You wake up next to her and have to gnaw off your arm to escape. Ahh, the drunken single days. I don't miss them at all.

36 Comments
  • cmbmachine July 23, 2009

    Yep fuckable... Hmm yeah, still looking good... Hey wait, STOP... NOO!!!! That is what my friends and I have a saying for. "Good from far, but far from good."

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  • rich1dayy July 23, 2009

    fuck me !!!!! i shoudve watched the all video before i started beating off...

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  • aryan-rule July 23, 2009

    Why was that gentleman wearing a bikini?

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  • format187 July 23, 2009

    That's one of them damn damn's..... from afar you're like......daaaamn...... then a closer look you're likE DAMN!!!

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  • aryan-rule July 23, 2009

    ^ This is known as a Low Resolution Fox (LRF)....looks great from a distance but real ugly up close

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  • squirrelkiller July 23, 2009

    fap,fap...no fuck wait!

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  • mexican_pride July 23, 2009

    JAJAJA IT STARTED AS A FEMALE N ENDED UP AS A GUY LOL GOOD ONE

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  • big_daddy305 July 23, 2009

    My take on this is that the guy filming this was getting sober as the person got closer.

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  • thoward July 23, 2009

    thats just wrong to fuck with us like that Jay you sick fuck now go get spanked by Airforce amy you bad boy you

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  • wargod July 23, 2009

    thats what I refer to as a "50/50." from 50 feet at 50 miles an hour, it looks good

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  • willylickaball July 23, 2009

    Well Jay ,Did you win the contest?

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  • moonbarker July 23, 2009

    thats funny,and gay

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  • Jay D. July 23, 2009

    I came in second.

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  • shit4brains July 23, 2009

    That's the second fucked up sprite comercial (Ban That Shit)

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  • willylickaball July 23, 2009

    What, 2nd? Next time shave your pits and plump your tits.

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  • aced2112 July 23, 2009

    damn beer goggles

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  • zekesteroid July 23, 2009

    Yeah, you dumbfucks probably thought she kept getting hotter and hotter the closer she got.

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  • blkdck4whtchks July 23, 2009

    ^^ all jacked off to this video ^^

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  • willylickaball July 23, 2009

    ^^^Prefers videos with lots of cocks

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  • ftwbiker July 23, 2009

    Hey it's a Mexican beauty contest!

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  • fetuswithaids July 23, 2009

    The people at the end of the runway better back up,incase she falls.

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  • awwyeaa July 23, 2009

    weird, at the beginning I was hammered, then I sobered up quickly

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  • shi-thead July 23, 2009

    I have a gun for situations such as this.

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  • bri69 July 23, 2009

    argh,i'm blind,please god stop the dreams

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  • jerryjackoff July 23, 2009

    Man, that turned out great.....and sadly ended shit.

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  • ozboy July 23, 2009

    Thats usually what i see when i get drunk!...except in reverse!

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  • ladylox July 23, 2009

    OMG WTF WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME

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  • rareranking July 24, 2009

    See! This is why i do not drink or smoke pot!

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  • ohwickedwendi July 24, 2009

    One of the deleted scenes from the movie, "Coyote Ugly".

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  • boredshitless July 24, 2009

    damnit! thats it im switching to sierra mist from now on i could get over one wacky sprite ad but this takes the cake! over done fuck you sprite!

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  • bikerbebop July 24, 2009

    notice the tat disappears?

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  • kornbaby July 24, 2009

    take it back! damn it just go back to were you started and let me finish... shat cant nothin get done round here

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  • briskman11 July 24, 2009

    yeah all you black fuckers look good from afar too...through my gun scope!!!

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  • skullmonkey July 24, 2009

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ that was fucking predictable.

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  • morbitron July 24, 2009

    its ok kornbaby, ill send you some pics that you can sit back and finish to!!

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  • wickedwithin July 24, 2009

    I'll pass on the eye test......a simple eye gouging will suffice-

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