Mercedes-Benz Vs Smart Car

jay
20,957 Views 7 years ago

This is here for all you tree hugging hippies. Sure you are saving the environment, but you might not live to see that little sapling turn into a douglas fir. They should sell these cars in Funeral Homes, because it's going to be your casket.

52 Comments
  • iluvkitty July 30, 2009

    First, yessssss. Oh, that would hurt a lil.

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  • big_daddy305 July 30, 2009

    if that were really a "smart car" it would've avoided the accident altogether.

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  • gblu33y3s July 30, 2009

    i would like to see a 18 wheeler hit that lil smart bastard

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  • zombie July 30, 2009

    Thats it i am getting my girl friend a SMART CAR

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  • assassinator July 30, 2009

    oh dear, if there were people in the smart car they would have been eating pistons afer that crash

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  • thad July 30, 2009

    Think of all of the money that the emergency services will save. Just bury you ass in the car you died in!!

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  • khaslave July 30, 2009

    Sure you're fucked up, but with all the cash you're going to get from the rich dick in the Sclass Mercedise; you can buy one too.(with clipple controls)

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  • slipdry July 30, 2009

    so when you get in a car wreck then everything goes in slow motion?

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  • slipdry July 30, 2009

    that smart car got fecked up

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  • whatthefukova July 30, 2009

    Um hun, iv been looking at these smart cars, they look pretty solid, what do ya say we go get you one, love ya, mean it.

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  • willylickaball July 30, 2009

    It may be a smart car but you would be a dumbass to buy one.

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  • willylickaball July 30, 2009

    And yes it smarts like hell when you hit your head on the windshield

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  • braapscooter July 30, 2009

    smart cars are the most stupid fucking things i ever saw. if one was to get tagged or t-boned by a truck you would probably die instantly. i would never ride in one for fear of my life.

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  • xcookiex July 30, 2009

    smarts are like dices

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  • shutursuckhole July 30, 2009

    I hate those little ugly things

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  • bulldognuts July 30, 2009

    These cars only get about 40 mpg.You can get a car twice the size and still get into the 30 to 35 mpg range.

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  • thoward July 30, 2009

    looks like a fair fight to me

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  • yeayeayea July 30, 2009

    A car crash inside the Matrix

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  • dendraphiliac July 30, 2009

    its 60mpg city, look it up

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  • izzy_phukdup July 30, 2009

    That's why I'm NEVER giving up my Xterra! To Hell with the gas mileage... To hell with Obama's "Credits" for trading "Down"... To hell with their So called "Global Warming"!!!... That Iraqi Oil runs my SUV just FINE!!!

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  • drublix July 30, 2009

    Nobody likes a smart ass

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  • morbitron July 30, 2009

    its like clown car vs. bulldozer

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  • jizzmonkey July 30, 2009

    smart way to die

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  • drunkard July 30, 2009

    That mercedes should be on Tim's kickball team.

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  • shit4brains July 30, 2009

    Fuck the car Your prolly better off just throwing yourself in front of the mercedes!

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  • dragular July 30, 2009

    im never gettin one of those dam cars

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  • aced2112 July 30, 2009

    well no clowns are getting out of that shit

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  • jehuty540 July 30, 2009

    people seriously think a midget can out perform 70+ years of german engineering? >.>

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  • donhogmcnasty July 30, 2009

    ^^^^theyre both german and both mercedez products ya moron^^^^

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  • gasguy July 30, 2009

    my chevy weighs 12,000 pounds and gets 10 mpg down hill wouldnt trade duwn for all the blowjobs in P.I.

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  • gasguy July 30, 2009

    "trade down"

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  • wargod July 30, 2009

    i'll stick with my f150, mr president

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  • boredshitless July 30, 2009

    damn didnt even total the benz! i'll keep my 67 chevelle and buy a new set of rear tires every week if i have to! fuck u obama thats one piece of america you aint gettin from me!

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  • rareranking July 30, 2009

    Ya dumb fucks they cost the same as a american midsize!

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  • gearheadnick July 30, 2009

    Then I'll stick to American midsize.

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  • jerryjackoff July 30, 2009

    The smart is actually the safest "Micro" car on the market. I still would never have one though. Gay as fuck these cars!

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  • marsape July 30, 2009

    aren't us human's fucking smart, car going this way, car going that way, white line willl stop you hitting each other, very fucking smart..., i'll be back in 500years when we have worked out the problem here

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  • bulldognuts July 30, 2009

    ^^dendraphillac claims 60 mpg for this deathtrap,well he is full of shit.I went to 4 websites that has stats on this readymade coffin they all report 40 to 43 mpg.

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  • bulldognuts July 30, 2009

    I'm with wargod I drive f150 supercrew,you could set it on fire and roll it down a hill and I still would not trade it for this clown car.

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  • ohwickedwendi July 30, 2009

    Dear VS Smartcar = Deer Wins.

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  • gonzogoatee1 July 31, 2009

    tree hugers are only worried about emissions anyways

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  • ftwbiker July 31, 2009

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  • ftwbiker July 31, 2009

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  • ftwbiker July 31, 2009

    Whats the fuck? where are my comments?

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  • ftwbiker July 31, 2009

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  • ftwbiker July 31, 2009

    ok i GIVE UP!

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  • ftwbiker July 31, 2009

    F350 Double Cab Dually - FUCK OBAMA!

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  • doc_ock July 31, 2009

    I have a better chance of survival on my Harley.

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  • doc_ock July 31, 2009

    "smart remains a vital member of Mercedes-Benz Cars, a Daimler AG Company". The Smart Car is owned my Mercedes.

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  • doc_ock July 31, 2009

    City/highway (mpg) 40/45 (EPA 2007); 33/41 (EPA 2008)

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  • squirrelkiller July 31, 2009

    I'm taking the bus

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  • gurtman23 July 31, 2009

    smart cars my ass, if you survive that crash you are living the rest of your life as a stump your legs got crushed.

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