Base Jumper Doesn't Fair So Well

jay
20,693 Views 7 years ago

You can never talk me into base jumping of skydiving. I have no want or need to do it. For example, I'm sure this guy has jumped a few times in his life. Then shit goes wrong. Then Mr. Base-jumper here eats shit big time. Bonus points for him yelling and swearing.

29 Comments
  • mexican_pride August 3, 2009

    I BELIVE I CAN FLY!

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  • assassinator August 3, 2009

    I BELEIVE I CAN TOUCH THE........ OH SHIT....THUD

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  • squirrelkiller August 3, 2009

    Time to deploy..oh shit

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  • skrallster August 3, 2009

    True Christians don't belive in the law of gravity

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  • wickedwithin August 3, 2009

    Hey Bullwinkle!!! Watch me pull another rabbit out of my UHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHhhhh!!! UHHHHH!!

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  • ftwbiker August 3, 2009

    Secret Squirrel's real identity.

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  • ftwbiker August 3, 2009

    Flap Mother Fucker Flap!

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  • squirrelkiller August 3, 2009

    ^I'm always fapping,never flapping

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  • madmuthafuka August 3, 2009

    Quick call 911. Whats the number.

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  • boredshitless August 3, 2009

    almost made it to the water

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  • khaslave August 3, 2009

    Hey! that mountain came out of no where and hit that guy.

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  • willylickaball August 3, 2009

    Just because you have the brains of a bird does'nt mean you know how to fly.Next time install some wheels on your chest if you expect a better landing

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  • thoward August 3, 2009

    yep you play you pay

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  • dendraphiliac August 3, 2009

    shattered my pelvis arm and foot doing this, wish i had a video of it!

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  • shit4brains August 3, 2009

    If God meant you to fly you'd have feathers on your ass!

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  • godless1 August 3, 2009

    What sucks about falling on the mountainside is that you can fall more than once.

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  • fetuswithaids August 3, 2009

    So let me get this straight.They smoke base first,then they jump?

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  • skydiver29 August 3, 2009

    yup offheading openings suck. base jumpers lol.

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  • bez August 3, 2009

    I was laughing when he said "No" I didn't hear the question though.

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  • jerryjackoff August 3, 2009

    But will he do it all again? Yep.

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  • lordgrandizer August 3, 2009

    No!

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  • ohwickedwendi August 4, 2009

    He turned left when he should've turned right.

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  • rareranking August 4, 2009

    Sounds like he was jacking off

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  • marsape August 4, 2009

    pretty poor suicide attempt, next time don't wear the suit

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  • btrmyballs August 4, 2009

    lmao!

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  • angelb August 4, 2009

    i bet his guardian angel is pissed !!!

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  • pale_horse August 5, 2009

    That fat bitch from the other video flapping her arms would have had a better flight..wheres my avatar wtf

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  • pale_horse August 5, 2009

    3.0 landing... what, did he get his equipment at acme?

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  • wackinisgood August 17, 2009

    weeeeeeeeee

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