Suicide By Subway

jay
29,473 Views 7 years ago

I'm sitting here thinking about what to write, and it comes to me. This asshole committed suicide by jumping in front of a this subway train. THEN he fucking ruins the whole day for everyone traveling on the subway. I can just imagine the delays this cause. Fucker should have just hung himself at home, and not been so dramatic. I just did a little research and I am right, he did this in the morning on a Beijing subway causing the subway line to be down for 35 minutes.

28 Comments
  • assassinator August 4, 2009

    Exellent A*

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  • d90girl August 4, 2009

    we need a clean up on isle nine..

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  • dougiestyle August 4, 2009

    35 min delay to see that, is worth it to me....

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  • squirrelkiller August 4, 2009

    I love topless women

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  • mikegt500kr August 4, 2009

    must have needed grease on the tracks

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  • ssfromal August 4, 2009

    Too bad Jared doesn't use this SUBWAY

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  • khaslave August 4, 2009

    The sadist part is; she didn't show us her tits on CS.

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  • willylickaball August 4, 2009

    If this happened in china , why the fuck are they speaking spanish.Splain that one to me big guy.

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  • doc_ock August 4, 2009

    ^^^^ Because Mexicans are illegal everywhere.

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  • willylickaball August 4, 2009

    Ohhhhh, that makes sense......not

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  • thoward August 4, 2009

    you see if they die at home nobody gets a day off work if they die in the subway every body that's there gets a day off from work

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  • boredshitless August 4, 2009

    suicide! the Pussy's way out!!!

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  • shutursuckhole August 4, 2009

    A little ice and some tylenol and he should be good to go :)

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  • shit4brains August 4, 2009

    I give it a 7/10 good Dive and accuracy

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  • assassinator August 4, 2009

    true good dive. maybe a goalkeeper in the past or something. landing was good to. accuracy was good. the only thing that let this peice of art down is the camera and the cameraman. hope he gets bummed for that poor shooting

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  • fetuswithaids August 4, 2009

    I read about this the other day.He said something about not living in America before he jumped.I hear that!

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  • rodeye2 August 4, 2009

    They need scoop shovels hanging up like fire hoses. " In case of an idiot on tracks break glass ".

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  • jerryjackoff August 4, 2009

    Don't suppose the world will miss another gook.

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  • twistedkitty August 5, 2009

    Would be great if he had a note for everyone in his pocket saying "haha, you're late"

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  • ohwickedwendi August 5, 2009

    Poor girl fell to pieces.

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  • s-t-o-n-e-r August 5, 2009

    she tryd to get on the train a little early

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  • rareranking August 5, 2009

    Way to ruin the drivers/passengers lifes asshole

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  • wargod August 5, 2009

    check the pockets for change!!

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  • izzy_phukdup August 5, 2009

    How come most of these vids are from 3'rd world countries??? You'd think there'd be more from the states!

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  • clusterlizard August 5, 2009

    at least it's a pleasant way to go

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  • pale_horse August 5, 2009

    What was dr. Phill trying to do before the jump???

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  • marsape August 6, 2009

    His gymnist teacher told him to Train more

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  • pale_horse August 6, 2009

    She's gonna need two transfers now!

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