The Wonderful Egg Jerk-off Thing

jay
26,585 Views 7 years ago

Have you ever wanted to jerk off, but maybe not touch your own dick? The Egg is for you, now you can carry it around where ever you go. Jerking off has never been easier!

30 Comments
  • bulldognuts August 15, 2009

    Do they need to be refrigerated.

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  • killkenny August 15, 2009

    Willie Mays here for the amazing Jack-off Egg! Get yous today!.....You just know jerryjackoff is gonna order 2!!

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  • dykeslayer August 15, 2009

    looks like fun! :D

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  • squirrelkiller August 15, 2009

    Do they come with smarties!

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  • adidiablo August 15, 2009

    I aint paying to wank!

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  • deathblooms August 15, 2009

    women are becoming more and more obsolete

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  • thoward August 15, 2009

    So your an egg fucker??

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  • pale_horse August 15, 2009

    mckrafty wants to taste it after someone fills it with some man yolk

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  • boredshitless August 15, 2009

    ok who's got the egg farts?

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  • english666 August 15, 2009

    Where can I get one.

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  • cuda1179 August 15, 2009

    WOn't work for me, I need mine in Osterich size.;)

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  • xsalvagex August 15, 2009

    Seeing it jiggle like a nice ass or tit. I'd buy one if I was a guy!

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  • shit4brains August 15, 2009

    What's sad is 90% of you losers would try one!...But only 20% would admit to it!

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  • xcookiex August 15, 2009

    lol

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  • thoward August 15, 2009

    ^hey i never said I didn't own one^

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  • willylickaball August 15, 2009

    ^^^^Stop egging them on shit4brains

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  • madmuthafuka August 15, 2009

    Coming to your dairy section soon.

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  • jerryjackoff August 15, 2009

    Hey that looks great fun! Shit, i'm gonna buy me 2!

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  • slipdry August 15, 2009

    instead of getting salmonella, maybe you will get syphilis?

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  • killkenny August 15, 2009

    ^^^LMFAO@ jerry^^^

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  • wargod August 15, 2009

    redefines the term "egg-head" doesnt it?

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  • jehuty540 August 16, 2009

    lol those whacky japo's what will they think of next? XD

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  • shineyfeathers August 16, 2009

    Easter will never be the same.

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  • psycomanx August 16, 2009

    i need one! then maybe i wont be so chaffed all the time

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  • rareranking August 16, 2009

    yea next the japs will be rotting off our dicks

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  • killergerbil August 16, 2009

    lol wtf man

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  • marsape August 16, 2009

    typical asian's, why wait til it's hatched to fuck it

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  • ladylox August 16, 2009

    WTF YO ARE ALL EDD FUCKERS LMAO

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  • gofuckyourself August 17, 2009

    shit4brains

    What’s sad is 90% of you losers would try one!...But only 20% would admit to it!

    Takes one to know one shit4brains

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  • ohwickedwendi August 18, 2009

    The perfect gift for the man who has everything.

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