Dude cut In Half and Still alive

jay
69,723 Views 7 years ago

I know you are busy people, and so are we. We tried to cut the video time down and speed it up a bit. First off, it's not like we could understand what people where saying. I'm guessing the guy is like, where's my dick? Anyone seen my dick? I miss my dick? I want my dick back! That's the only thing I think he could be saying. That and maybe, I think I just shit myself, I want to die.

54 Comments
  • bulldognuts August 21, 2009

    Bubba I can't feel my legs.You ain't got no legs

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  • thoward August 21, 2009

    Thats going to leave a mark

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  • inkman79 August 21, 2009

    And this my friends is how the strange lil fellow on Jerry Springer was found.

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  • eject_21 August 21, 2009

    I think I saw a mouse run off with his dick, on his back.

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  • inkman79 August 21, 2009

    Looks like he is trying to unbutton his pants.....

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  • squirrelkiller August 21, 2009

    He looks half-cut

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  • jakdup313 August 21, 2009

    its the no legged skateboarding bum from the movie:KIDZ

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  • shutursuckhole August 21, 2009

    Holy shit! wtf?!

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  • agent_chaos August 21, 2009

    I like that he still can give half of the people he knows a shout out....... I like to thank my man...then points @ the camera

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  • taff August 21, 2009

    Come one poster if ya gonna do it ya gotta post the correct info too. The dude was a police office in Vietnam who got run over by a truck and cut in half. Can't believe the guy is still alive, the proper vid is 5 mins long.

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  • bulldognuts August 21, 2009

    taff guess what?Nobdy gives a fuck.

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  • getfucked August 21, 2009

    He's beside himself.

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  • agent_chaos August 21, 2009

    Would be cool if he reached into his pant's pocket and pulled out his phone, and started texting his boy, Yo just got crushed over on rout 23 off the hill ShuN.. AND JAY, BEST VIDEO EVER TOO TY.

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  • khaslave August 21, 2009

    Half the man he used to be.

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  • madmuthafuka August 21, 2009

    Have you seen Wong Chu lately? My but he sure has changed.

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  • khaslave August 21, 2009

    Think of all the rides at Disneyland he can't ride now.

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  • jimintn August 21, 2009

    There goes, "you have to be this high to ride this ride".

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  • mexican_pride August 21, 2009

    he wont b able to jack off no more

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  • captobvious August 21, 2009

    Walk it off pussy.

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  • goddess August 21, 2009

    damn, that's gotta suck

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  • joe-swagger August 21, 2009

    :boid Oh shit yah saw that he was fingering his wound where his bellybutton used to be! Maybe looking for lint! :boid

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  • dert666 August 21, 2009

    I have no legs...I have no legs.....I have no legs lol skateboarding bum from KIDS lmao

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  • english666 August 21, 2009

    OMG and this dude is still alive.

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  • willylickaball August 21, 2009

    Atleast he was TRYING to pull himself together, that's more help than he was getting from the bystanders

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  • eject_21 August 21, 2009

    Go into the light, just go into the light.

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  • shit4brains August 21, 2009

    Shit! He's got a zipper on both ends now

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  • pale_horse August 21, 2009

    he's just showing us how it is to live in the lap of luxury

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  • truckingman August 21, 2009

    WTMF'BF???? HOLLY MF" SHIT, get this poor dude to the MF' hospital Right MF" NOW!!!! How in the MF" world did he survive that, he is one MF" Lucky Mother Fucker!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • doc_ock August 21, 2009

    So thats what happens when you get hit by a dump truck.

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  • drublix August 21, 2009

    Oddly enough, no ones stolen his shoes yet

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  • elzombino August 21, 2009

    'lotta good that helmet did for him...

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  • shw August 21, 2009

    lifeinthefastlane.ca/man-cut-in-half-lives-to-walk -again/offbeat-.

    This happened 14 years ago. Peng Shulin is still alive. Here's a 2007 update.

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  • relvas August 21, 2009

    That looks like a job for MIGHTY PUTTY!!!

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  • jerryjackoff August 21, 2009

    Look, he can scratch his toes without bending over!

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  • killkenny August 21, 2009

    I like how not ONE of them chinks did anything to help him. Sorry Charry. You fucked!

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  • wackinisgood August 21, 2009

    can i have your shoes?

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  • pizzapie August 21, 2009

    No more balls to scratch

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  • marsape August 21, 2009

    animals the lost of them, at least go to him and offer some comforting, cunts

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  • ohwickedwendi August 21, 2009

    I thought they were kidding when they said you shrink with age!

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  • boredshitless August 21, 2009

    gonna take more duct tape and super glue than this rednecks got!

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  • kingdiamond August 22, 2009

    Dude was trying to pull his belly skin down to cover up that nasty destroyed midsection!

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  • therepoman August 22, 2009

    He keeps trying to pull his skin down like a skirt...Pull that fucker up, whats under there?

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  • nudrop August 22, 2009

    fuck...I would have thrown him at least $10 for that magic trick.

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  • satanick August 22, 2009

    He's half the man he used to be.

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  • rareranking August 23, 2009

    And for my next truck watch me pull a rabit out of my fucking hat on my head

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  • wheres_my_car August 24, 2009

    Heh, he's going to be one grumpy ass man without his dick.

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  • cellule August 24, 2009

    Now he will fit in the extra-cargo compartment on the blue truck. See how it was easy?

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  • squeeby August 25, 2009

    PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!

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  • marvinbrams December 25, 2009

    He's not gonna make it...

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  • salvatrucho February 12, 2010

    someone get this poor man a bandaid.. and some chinese food??? lol

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  • rockinron March 22, 2010

    only got 2 things too say.1 if he lives he's gonna save a shit ton of money on pants and shoes underwear and socks. and 2 if he is married his wife is gonna divorce him now. since she cant eat his shit anymore unless she squizes the colostamy bag. and god knows how unsexy shit is when its not coming from your ass. she will have just groinds.

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  • waysouthern October 18, 2010

    I don't think that video is real... Other-wise he wouldn't be pointing at the camera and looking around. He didn't even act like he was in pain or shock.

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  • fluse82 October 28, 2010

    that sucks when u get filmed in your last minuts like that .... the camerman should lie next to him on the ground

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  • flyboy3313 April 12, 2012

    That safety helmet worked perfectly !

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