Here! Hold My Knife For Me

jay
42,545 Views 7 years ago

It's tough to find a place to stick your knife sometimes. It's sharp, and you can't just put it your pocket. You will cut yourself. You can't leave it lying around, since the little ones might pick it up, and hurt themselves. The only option is to jam it in your friends skull. Then play a rap song to make it all better.

40 Comments
  • 2indastink August 31, 2009

    nom nom nom..........eat my cock.

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  • jailbird August 31, 2009

    The next time the guy cutting your hair tells you to sit still,Then fucking sit still dumb ass.

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  • madmuthafuka August 31, 2009

    Suddenly Sam heard a sharp sound.

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  • killkenny August 31, 2009

    ^^^The felt a stabbing pain!^^

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  • killkenny August 31, 2009

    Thanx 4 the set-up madmutha!!

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  • goddess August 31, 2009

    he shouldn't have told her she had a smelly twat

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  • madmuthafuka August 31, 2009

    LoL You are welcome killkenny

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  • shineyfeathers August 31, 2009

    Knives in the mosh pit is never a good idea.

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  • mrratty August 31, 2009

    I bet his hearing is sharp as a knife now!

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  • squirrelkiller August 31, 2009

    Never use a knife to remove ear wax

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  • thoward August 31, 2009

    thats know way to commit suacide

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  • thoward August 31, 2009

    when poor people can't afford guns.

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  • shit4brains August 31, 2009

    Is that knife a LL Bean?

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  • thunderbutt August 31, 2009

    Hair cuts, half off today

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  • agent_chaos August 31, 2009

    he's a sharp thinker, Ey

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  • fetuswithaids August 31, 2009

    A piercing being done at ELT.

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  • kb_rake August 31, 2009

    thats how you get the voices to go away

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  • getfucked August 31, 2009

    WTF is someone apologising in the background? If so the dude should acknowledge the apology and reply. Somthing along the lines of "that's alrite mate, these things happen" etc. Otherwise it's just rude!

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  • rush August 31, 2009

    Any chance of getting a milkshake!

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  • angelb August 31, 2009

    lmfao @ the person in the back ground sayng i am sorry i got carried away

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  • leadfoot August 31, 2009

    Next time don't just stick it in , give it a little twist .

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  • jerryjackoff August 31, 2009

    That guy need a band-aid.

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  • boredshitless August 31, 2009

    thats a close shave for damn sure!

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  • khaslave August 31, 2009

    Is that like the first blue tooth?

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  • unibanger73 August 31, 2009

    ...thats the last time I drink with the Olsen twins.....

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  • wargod August 31, 2009

    Hey George, tell me if this knife is sharpened right

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  • wargod August 31, 2009

    See that? NEVER piss off Sharon Osbourne!!!!!!!!!

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  • ftwbiker September 1, 2009

    Ear's your knife back mate...

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  • willylickaball September 1, 2009

    Body piercing gone bad , real bad.But , I,m sorry I got carried away.......

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  • prestonsgirl September 1, 2009

    Curly: Were you wearing a pink bowtie? No? Well, here's your ear back! Nyuck nyuck nyuck! ^_^

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  • absinthe September 1, 2009

    He can't EAR what you're saying.

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  • drunkard September 1, 2009

    Mr. Taglialucci says to hold that for him!

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  • dazzza September 1, 2009

    I think he's got the point now.

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  • marsape September 1, 2009

    Yer...great party

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  • kingdingaling September 1, 2009

    Fuck, i can't seem to recall where I put my knife?!

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  • ohwickedwendi September 2, 2009

    Loraina Bobbit's early days.

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  • mike_hunt September 2, 2009

    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??

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  • rareranking September 4, 2009

    Its ok he said he just got carried away and lost his head...

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  • liveorpie October 22, 2009

    I doubt he could feel it with all that vodka in his system... Russians are crazy fucks!

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  • mrnoworldorder February 14, 2010

    god..someone put get him in surgery dumb white neiggers

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