Train Cut Man in Half and he's still moving

jay
43,102 Views 7 years ago

I'm kinda wondering two things about this video. One maybe he was one of those kids that wanted to lay down under the train as is it sped by? Two, if he wanted to commit suicide, does he think now that he fucked up? Questions I guess we'll never know...

44 Comments
  • madmuthafuka September 4, 2009

    Say yer prayers and I'd suggest you be quick about it.

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  • txhatesyou September 4, 2009

    ...

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  • connan September 4, 2009

    crawl over to your ass and kiss it goodby

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  • chupamiverga September 4, 2009

    by the video, it sounds like its raining. Maybe he slipped and fell right before the train came?

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  • crazymanny September 4, 2009

    FAKE!!!!

    well i think wouldnt he be paralized? i mean he ripped his spinal cord in 2!

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  • beer_man September 4, 2009

    just the waste down

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  • kingdingaling September 4, 2009

    Well he did tell his friends it's getting late and he needed to split

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  • buzzhawg September 4, 2009

    LOL Conan.. im not even going to attempt to comment after yours.

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  • that1nigga September 4, 2009

    i seen this happen to a dog once and it was about the same

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  • thoward September 4, 2009

    shit now he is going to be late for work

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  • madmuthafuka September 4, 2009

    Funnier than fuck connan. LOL

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  • goddess September 4, 2009

    gotta suck to know you're gonna be dead in 3, 2, 1...

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  • shineyfeathers September 4, 2009

    Slow suicide....how fun. NOT!!

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  • pellit September 4, 2009

    proper fake

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  • buzzhawg September 4, 2009

    This isnt fake. No faker then the sad lives of you people who always type FAKE or FIRST. The heat caused by the friction between the trains wheels and the tracks actually cauterized the blood vessels that were severed causing him to bleed slowly enough to live in anguish for a while. He can move because when your spinal cord is severed, anything ABOVE the injury is fine. I bet he was thinking that he should have laid his head on the tracks instead.

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  • inkman79 September 4, 2009

    Jerry Springer is getting a new employee.......

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  • happydaze74 September 4, 2009

    thats fucking wild i wanna see this on how magicians do it lol

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  • boonecash September 4, 2009

    hm, it does seem a little fake, but buzzhawg sounds like he knows his shit.

    thats where the dude from "kids" got his start

    "I have no legs...i have no legs..."

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  • spanner September 4, 2009

    @ buzzhawg: Cauterized? don't think so. How many trains do you see with wheels glowing red hot? Shit camera too

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  • clusterlizard September 4, 2009

    Sounds like an applause track....

    I wonder if this moron regretted pissing away his life?

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  • leadfoot September 4, 2009

    Well , now he CAN be in two places at once .

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  • oojokeboyoo September 4, 2009

    Holy shit that's bad....but on a lighter note...train tickets are now half price.

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  • shit4brains September 4, 2009

    He made a slit decision

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  • killkenny September 4, 2009

    And now he's half the man used to be.

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  • jerryjackoff September 4, 2009

    ^Yep and the divorce really did tear him apart!

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  • drublix September 4, 2009

    I got nothing

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  • braapscooter September 4, 2009

    fake.

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  • kissarmy12 September 4, 2009

    well the pants are half off

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  • khaslave September 4, 2009

    connan

    ,you rule dude!

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  • khaslave September 4, 2009

    Last words " save my dick!"

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  • boredshitless September 4, 2009

    that got rid of his hemmroid pain from the fag with the camera

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  • pale_horse September 4, 2009

    Funny would be the next train make a pass

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  • ohwickedwendi September 4, 2009

    He's seeing things from a different perspective now.

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  • pale_horse September 4, 2009

    HEY! buddy mind handing me my dick from over there, I gotta pee real bad

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  • angelb September 4, 2009

    hang on guy i got some bandaids

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  • moldedguppy September 4, 2009

    quick before you die suck your own dick.

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  • unibanger73 September 5, 2009

    (superman)... despite my prior optimism, it turns out i am not more powerful than a locomotive.

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  • prestonsgirl September 5, 2009

    He's thinking...damn...why didn't someone tell me my ass was so big?? O_O

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  • getfucked September 5, 2009

    he could maybe still live after that, not that he'd want to.

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  • mobliz September 8, 2009

    could always join the circus

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  • mykey6t9er September 9, 2009

    thats fucking sick man

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  • tha_ringmaster December 19, 2010

    fake. how could his lower half be that damn far away?? i'd bet money there's a hole in the ground under the tracks. as isaid........FAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFUCKYO UFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKE

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  • flyboy3313 April 12, 2012

    FUCKASS! it's your head you wuz sapposed to put on the track :( when are you going to learn? I bet you feel pretty dumb right now huh?

    Good news is when the next train comes along "shortly", you are still able to pull your head up on those fucking tracks again!! HAAAAAAAAA ha ha ha - fuckass!

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  • jferr3 March 14, 2015

    OMG you gotta be shitting me!!!!!!!!!!!!

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