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posted by Jay D. on 9/5/2009

The Drive Thru Sex Toy Theif Strikes Again!

You know you are hard up for some pussy when you have to break into a sex shop to steal some plastic pussy. If you can't afford to buy a thing to fuck, you should go get a Hot Pocket pizza thing, and fuck it. It's alot cheaper and you won't go to jail. Bonus points for the dummy not putting his car in park.
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So MoFo Hot

Mix beer pong and cuties. Watch what happens.

He found the ass G spot

Lets watch a facial marathon!

Fine asses for all to enjoy

She's so tiny he forces the fucker in

Comments From the Peanut Gallery
thunderbutt
should fapped it in the parking lot
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 12:17 PM

mexican_pride
did he win?
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 12:29 PM

shutursuckhole
wow...was it really THAT serious??
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 12:32 PM

cellule
What a wanker!
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 12:40 PM

pale_horse
Thats the only way he’ll ever get pussy
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 1:19 PM

boredshitless
damn if your going to do something do it right, take the fucking tag off dumbass
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 1:30 PM

thoward
what ever happen to just getting a hooker???
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 1:33 PM

inkman79
Some tings men do just to please their old ladys....tisk tisk.
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 3:55 PM

shit4brains
just sit on your hand till it falls asleep then imagine your with someone else!
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 4:37 PM

khaslave
Ned Flanders snaps!
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 5:13 PM

prestonsgirl
Okaaaaay...O_o
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 5:17 PM

unibanger73
scavenger hunt a go-go.
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 6:53 PM

goddess
what a hardened criminal
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 7:13 PM

madmuthafuka
Ever notice a man will go places with a hardon that he wouldnt normally go with a shotgun?
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 7:14 PM

killkenny
^^^LMFAO@ madmutha!^^^
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 7:39 PM

killkenny
Does stealing a pussy make him a pussy? Or just an idiot.
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 7:42 PM

jerryjackoff
All that for a $300 sex doll?? Hell, just jack one off, save money and don’t become the new prison bitch!
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 7:54 PM

ozboy
He used his own car???? DUMBASS!
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 8:45 PM

wargod
must be one hell of a blow up doll!
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posted on: 09-05-09 @ 11:44 PM

angelb
all of that for one thing he is going to jail might as well make it worth it
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posted on: 09-06-09 @ 2:00 AM

awwyeaa
wow, he penitrated right in there
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posted on: 09-06-09 @ 4:07 AM

drummerdan69
Is dude that desperate for plastic dick?
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posted on: 09-06-09 @ 4:45 AM

oojokeboyoo
I’m sure it was all just for a "friend."
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posted on: 09-06-09 @ 11:24 AM

boo_ya_baby
when ya gotta get off, you gotta get off in any way possible. But believe me, he’ll be the bitch in jail!! LOL
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posted on: 09-06-09 @ 2:03 PM

leadfoot
" What are you in for , brother ? " " Ummmmmm.....grand theft , sex toy . "
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posted on: 09-06-09 @ 8:50 PM

ohwickedwendi
It was either that place or the strip club.
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posted on: 09-06-09 @ 10:56 PM

angelb
lmfao@grand theift sex toy
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 7:42 AM

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