The drive thru sex toy theif strikes again!

jay
15,753 Views 7 years ago

You know you are hard up for some pussy when you have to break into a sex shop to steal some plastic pussy. If you can't afford to buy a thing to fuck, you should go get a Hot Pocket pizza thing, and fuck it. It's alot cheaper and you won't go to jail. Bonus points for the dummy not putting his car in park.

27 Comments
  • thunderbutt September 5, 2009

    should fapped it in the parking lot

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  • mexican_pride September 5, 2009

    did he win?

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  • shutursuckhole September 5, 2009

    wow...was it really THAT serious??

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  • cellule September 5, 2009

    What a wanker!

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  • pale_horse September 5, 2009

    Thats the only way he'll ever get pussy

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  • boredshitless September 5, 2009

    damn if your going to do something do it right, take the fucking tag off dumbass

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  • thoward September 5, 2009

    what ever happen to just getting a hooker???

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  • inkman79 September 5, 2009

    Some tings men do just to please their old ladys....tisk tisk.

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  • shit4brains September 5, 2009

    just sit on your hand till it falls asleep then imagine your with someone else!

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  • khaslave September 5, 2009

    Ned Flanders snaps!

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  • prestonsgirl September 5, 2009

    Okaaaaay...O_o

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  • unibanger73 September 5, 2009

    scavenger hunt a go-go.

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  • goddess September 5, 2009

    what a hardened criminal

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  • madmuthafuka September 5, 2009

    Ever notice a man will go places with a hardon that he wouldnt normally go with a shotgun?

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  • killkenny September 5, 2009

    ^^^LMFAO@ madmutha!^^^

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  • killkenny September 5, 2009

    Does stealing a pussy make him a pussy? Or just an idiot.

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  • jerryjackoff September 5, 2009

    All that for a $300 sex doll?? Hell, just jack one off, save money and don't become the new prison bitch!

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  • ozboy September 5, 2009

    He used his own car???? DUMBASS!

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  • wargod September 6, 2009

    must be one hell of a blow up doll!

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  • angelb September 6, 2009

    all of that for one thing he is going to jail might as well make it worth it

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  • awwyeaa September 6, 2009

    wow, he penitrated right in there

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  • drummerdan69 September 6, 2009

    Is dude that desperate for plastic dick?

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  • oojokeboyoo September 6, 2009

    I'm sure it was all just for a "friend."

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  • boo_ya_baby September 6, 2009

    when ya gotta get off, you gotta get off in any way possible. But believe me, he'll be the bitch in jail!! LOL

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  • leadfoot September 6, 2009

    " What are you in for , brother ? " " Ummmmmm.....grand theft , sex toy . "

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  • ohwickedwendi September 6, 2009

    It was either that place or the strip club.

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  • angelb September 7, 2009

    lmfao@grand theift sex toy

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