I definitely need to get me one of these things. Can you imagine a Starbucks, but beer instead. Whoever came up with this is a genius in my book.
i prefer a nice big breasted bartender... but this one does give nice head!
O.K. Where can I get one.
i see one in my future
Give this man a Nobel prize! Dig up Billy Mays and get his dead ass selling these things!
I watched it twice; still wiping the tears of joy from my eyes. Tim you can do no wrong.(till you fuck up)
Should have played this on Sunday so it could have counted as church.
Speachless....**wiping away tears**
WTF is up with this shit^^^
^I know right!
space monster sux balls^^^^
My new birthday wish
Ok Jay D. when you get one installed at the office. I will come from south Texas to visit you guys in Florida
i got something that pours my beer its called the wife
hes says aahhhhhh....after a mouthfull of foam....and gurtman23...I agree with you....your wife sure can pour one hell of a beer lol cheers
Yeah, but will it laugh at your lame jokes & listen to ya whine about yer job, yer old lady, yer kids, yer dog.....
^ yeah but your beer pouring machine won't give you a blowjob
it's so beutiful...... :')
Too much head...
thats just lazy. i agree with kb_rake
he should make one that shoves a jelly donut up a cops ass....that would be better. also i dont care for cops.
Nice machine but i prefer to pour my own.
Be alrate if you could change the head setting for different types of ale and it poured pints 'cos who the fuck drinks beer from a tumbler?
I would put one of my Harley's outside just to have room for one of these in my garage!!
,one day it will! (don't tell my wife.) *LOL*
does it have a no head option? i'd rather have more beer
Too much foam
That thing takes too long,just give me a beer,you fag!
I wonder if it nags at you if you have too many?
wow, that loser finally got some "head"
^^[email protected] ohwicked^^ Good one!!
beer gross and i agree that thing does give alot of head
Want one... but would be better if it had a compartment to burn some weed.. missing two things, being able to give a blow-job and a bong
mmm breakfast of champions!!! coming soon to a howard johnson near you!
I WANT TO KNOW WHO INVENTED THIS AND WHERE CAN I PICK ONE UP CUS IM FUCKING TIRED OF POURING MY OWN BEER!
Liquor quicker baby
Look! No fizzy!
Too much head
i need one of those in ma house.. :/