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posted by Tim S. on 9/7/2009

Beer O Matic

I definitely need to get me one of these things. Can you imagine a Starbucks, but beer instead. Whoever came up with this is a genius in my book.
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kb_rake
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i prefer a nice big breasted bartender... but this one does give nice head!
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 11:59 AM

madmuthafuka
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O.K. Where can I get one.
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:04 PM

goddess
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i see one in my future
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:11 PM

khaslave
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Give this man a Nobel prize! Dig up Billy Mays and get his dead ass selling these things!
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:24 PM

khaslave
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I watched it twice; still wiping the tears of joy from my eyes. Tim you can do no wrong.(till you fuck up)
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:27 PM

khaslave
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Should have played this on Sunday so it could have counted as church.
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:31 PM

squirrelkiller
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MMMmmmm Beeeeeer
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:31 PM

dozer67
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Speachless....**wiping away tears**
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:43 PM

dozer67
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WTF is up with this shit^^^
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:47 PM

Jay D.
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^I know right!
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:47 PM

dozer67
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space monster sux balls^^^^
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:48 PM

dozer67
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My new birthday wish
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 12:52 PM

thoward
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Ok Jay D. when you get one installed at the office. I will come from south Texas to visit you guys in Florida
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 1:56 PM

gurtman23
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i got something that pours my beer its called the wife
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 2:03 PM

dert666
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hes says aahhhhhh....after a mouthfull of foam....and gurtman23...I agree with you....your wife sure can pour one hell of a beer lol cheers
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 2:09 PM

killkenny
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Yeah, but will it laugh at your lame jokes & listen to ya whine about yer job, yer old lady, yer kids, yer dog.....
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 2:31 PM

gurtman23
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^ yeah but your beer pouring machine won’t give you a blowjob
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 3:01 PM

jehuty540
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it’s so beutiful...... :’)
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 3:15 PM

spanner
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Too much head...
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 3:23 PM

health_hazard
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thats just lazy. i agree with kb_rake
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 3:37 PM

unibanger73
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he should make one that shoves a jelly donut up a cops ass....that would be better. also i dont care for cops.
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 5:49 PM

jerryjackoff
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Nice machine but i prefer to pour my own.
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 7:03 PM

unholy_goat
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Be alrate if you could change the head setting for different types of ale and it poured pints ’cos who the fuck drinks beer from a tumbler?
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 7:38 PM

immortal
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I would put one of my Harley’s outside just to have room for one of these in my garage!!
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 7:47 PM

khaslave
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gurtman23 ,one day it will! (don’t tell my wife.) *LOL*
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 8:18 PM

boredshitless
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does it have a no head option? i’d rather have more beer
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 9:03 PM

therepoman
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Too much foam
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 9:08 PM

shineyfeathers
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Nifty!
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 9:15 PM

fetuswithaids
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That thing takes too long,just give me a beer,you fag!
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 9:42 PM

ohwickedwendi
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I wonder if it nags at you if you have too many?
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 10:12 PM

wargod
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^LOL^
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 10:33 PM

wargod
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wow, that loser finally got some "head"
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 10:36 PM

killkenny
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^^LMFAO@ ohwicked^^ Good one!!
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posted on: 09-07-09 @ 10:44 PM

angelb
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beer gross and i agree that thing does give alot of head
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posted on: 09-08-09 @ 12:47 AM

pale_horse
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Want one... but would be better if it had a compartment to burn some weed.. missing two things, being able to give a blow-job and a bong
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posted on: 09-08-09 @ 6:46 AM

mobliz
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mmm breakfast of champions!!! coming soon to a howard johnson near you!
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posted on: 09-08-09 @ 8:12 PM

killergerbil
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I WANT TO KNOW WHO INVENTED THIS AND WHERE CAN I PICK ONE UP CUS IM FUCKING TIRED OF POURING MY OWN BEER!
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posted on: 09-09-09 @ 8:24 PM

spinal-tap
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Liquor quicker baby
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posted on: 09-09-09 @ 10:07 PM

rareranking
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Look! No fizzy!
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posted on: 09-10-09 @ 2:10 AM

skullmonkey
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Too much head
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posted on: 09-11-09 @ 1:54 PM

salvatrucho
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i need one of those in ma house.. :/
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posted on: 03-10-10 @ 11:02 PM

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