Beer O Matic

I definitely need to get me one of these things. Can you imagine a Starbucks, but beer instead. Whoever came up with this is a genius in my book.

41 Comments
  • kb_rake September 7, 2009

    i prefer a nice big breasted bartender... but this one does give nice head!

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  • madmuthafuka September 7, 2009

    O.K. Where can I get one.

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  • goddess September 7, 2009

    i see one in my future

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  • khaslave September 7, 2009

    Give this man a Nobel prize! Dig up Billy Mays and get his dead ass selling these things!

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  • khaslave September 7, 2009

    I watched it twice; still wiping the tears of joy from my eyes. Tim you can do no wrong.(till you fuck up)

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  • khaslave September 7, 2009

    Should have played this on Sunday so it could have counted as church.

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  • squirrelkiller September 7, 2009

    MMMmmmm Beeeeeer

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  • dozer67 September 7, 2009

    Speachless....**wiping away tears**

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  • dozer67 September 7, 2009

    WTF is up with this shit^^^

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  • Jay D. September 7, 2009

    ^I know right!

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  • dozer67 September 7, 2009

    space monster sux balls^^^^

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  • dozer67 September 7, 2009

    My new birthday wish

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  • thoward September 7, 2009

    Ok Jay D. when you get one installed at the office. I will come from south Texas to visit you guys in Florida

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  • gurtman23 September 7, 2009

    i got something that pours my beer its called the wife

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  • dert666 September 7, 2009

    hes says aahhhhhh....after a mouthfull of foam....and gurtman23...I agree with you....your wife sure can pour one hell of a beer lol cheers

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  • killkenny September 7, 2009

    Yeah, but will it laugh at your lame jokes & listen to ya whine about yer job, yer old lady, yer kids, yer dog.....

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  • gurtman23 September 7, 2009

    ^ yeah but your beer pouring machine won't give you a blowjob

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  • jehuty540 September 7, 2009

    it's so beutiful...... :')

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  • spanner September 7, 2009

    Too much head...

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  • health_hazard September 7, 2009

    thats just lazy. i agree with kb_rake

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  • unibanger73 September 7, 2009

    he should make one that shoves a jelly donut up a cops ass....that would be better. also i dont care for cops.

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  • jerryjackoff September 7, 2009

    Nice machine but i prefer to pour my own.

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  • unholy_goat September 7, 2009

    Be alrate if you could change the head setting for different types of ale and it poured pints 'cos who the fuck drinks beer from a tumbler?

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  • immortal September 7, 2009

    I would put one of my Harley's outside just to have room for one of these in my garage!!

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  • khaslave September 7, 2009

    gurtman23

    ,one day it will! (don't tell my wife.) *LOL*

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  • boredshitless September 7, 2009

    does it have a no head option? i'd rather have more beer

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  • therepoman September 7, 2009

    Too much foam

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  • shineyfeathers September 7, 2009

    Nifty!

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  • fetuswithaids September 7, 2009

    That thing takes too long,just give me a beer,you fag!

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  • ohwickedwendi September 7, 2009

    I wonder if it nags at you if you have too many?

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  • wargod September 7, 2009

    ^LOL^

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  • wargod September 7, 2009

    wow, that loser finally got some "head"

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  • killkenny September 7, 2009

    ^^LMFAO@ ohwicked^^ Good one!!

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  • angelb September 8, 2009

    beer gross and i agree that thing does give alot of head

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  • pale_horse September 8, 2009

    Want one... but would be better if it had a compartment to burn some weed.. missing two things, being able to give a blow-job and a bong

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  • mobliz September 8, 2009

    mmm breakfast of champions!!! coming soon to a howard johnson near you!

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  • killergerbil September 9, 2009

    I WANT TO KNOW WHO INVENTED THIS AND WHERE CAN I PICK ONE UP CUS IM FUCKING TIRED OF POURING MY OWN BEER!

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  • spinal-tap September 9, 2009

    Liquor quicker baby

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  • rareranking September 10, 2009

    Look! No fizzy!

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  • skullmonkey September 11, 2009

    Too much head

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  • salvatrucho March 11, 2010

    i need one of those in ma house.. :/

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