Why Fat Kids Should Not Skateboard

Everybody has the right to do whatever they damn well please. However, there is still some things certain people should just not do. Take for example, this fat kid trying to skateboard. Shit like this just doesn't work.

31 Comments
  • beergut September 12, 2009

    ha jay ate shit

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  • getfucked September 12, 2009

    Pretty supple for a BIG FAT FUCKING RETARD!

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  • wickedwithin September 12, 2009

    groin shredder

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  • aryan-rule September 12, 2009

    useless fat bastard...

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  • shit4brains September 12, 2009

    Gravity is a bitch

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  • jerryjackoff September 12, 2009

    Skateboarding, bmx'ing some things lard asses should avoid. Funny though.

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  • killkenny September 12, 2009

    He was, Splitting, his time between the board & the cement.

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  • wargod September 12, 2009

    i liked the other split picture MUCH better. but i bet chuckheston is enjoying this one!

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  • wargod September 12, 2009

    he saw a twinkie on the ground and went for it

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  • squirrelkiller September 12, 2009

    This is why fat bastards should skateboard, entertainment

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  • cmwar-15 September 12, 2009

    lard doesnt have a center of gravity.

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  • thoward September 12, 2009

    ouch?

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  • pale_horse September 12, 2009

    HEEEY Kool-aiiid!!

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  • kingdingaling September 12, 2009

    Hey, for a SPLIT second there, I thought he was going to make it.

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  • kb_rake September 12, 2009

    nice one jay!

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  • willylickaball September 12, 2009

    This is why Tony Hawk never worried about his brother Jay Hawk being better than him.

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  • angelb September 12, 2009

    james brown taught him that move

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  • pizzapie September 12, 2009

    What's next, gymnastics?

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  • solor1 September 12, 2009

    He just tea-bagged the concrete!

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  • madmuthafuka September 12, 2009

    He'll be walkin' funny tomorrow.

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  • shineyfeathers September 12, 2009

    Jay!! You should always wear a helmet when attempting that crap!

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  • jehuty540 September 13, 2009

    1st fat person to do a full split XD

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  • twatter September 13, 2009

    X games for fatties.

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  • briskman11 September 13, 2009

    So thats how they make pork chops!!!

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  • rareranking September 13, 2009

    Lesson to fat people out their: YOU CAN NOT DO WHAT YOU SEE A SKINNY PERSON DO LIKE SPORTS

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  • mobliz September 13, 2009

    weak

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  • ohwickedwendi September 13, 2009

    Looks like Bubba had to split.

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  • boredshitless September 14, 2009

    i was a fat kid had no problem boarding even could do a few tricks on a half pipe... for any old skaters out there remember when rob roscob boards were THE board to have? damn im so old i had neon wheels! wild neon chuck taylors were the shoes and paint splattered airwalks

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  • theryno666 September 14, 2009

    ouch bro follow the pain and you may find your penis

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  • skydiver29 September 14, 2009

    gravity,its not just a good idea...its the law.

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  • bronson210 September 15, 2009

    HE FELL RIGHT ON HIS FUPA!

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