Personal Fap Machine

Ever wonder if they made coffins for your penis? Well folks that is what I think of this hand held device. No fucking way in hell would I stick my dick in this thing, I'd rather take my chances with a $2 hooker.

38 Comments
  • zombiefreeak21 September 13, 2009

    i predict divorce rate are going to rise sharply

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  • aryan-rule September 13, 2009

    the fag fucks will still try and wedge it up their shit-box....

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  • shit4brains September 13, 2009

    There's nothing like the real thing!...If god made anything better then pussy he kept it for himself!

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  • mat September 13, 2009

    still a hand job... nothing like pussy

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  • 2indastink September 13, 2009

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  • shineyfeathers September 13, 2009

    Indeed Shit4brains......indeed.

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  • psycho666 September 13, 2009

    fuck that i dont have a life so i think ill take a year suply.

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  • killkenny September 13, 2009

    Did he say CUTTING edge???

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  • killkenny September 13, 2009

    Looked like it would work fine if ya have a hotdog sized dick.

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  • khaslave September 13, 2009

    Nerds,poor sexless nerds.

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  • dazzza September 13, 2009

    ^^^^ Get one then

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  • khaslave September 13, 2009

    How many woman did they dissect figuring this out?

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  • icacorpse September 13, 2009

    just how little are their dicks over there..my pinky would fit in it..not for grown men from america.

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  • khaslave September 13, 2009

    They could have spent just as much time researching an untraceable ruffie.

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  • squirrelkiller September 13, 2009

    Looks like a cock sunbed

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  • solor1 September 13, 2009

    Only 50 uses!!!!

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  • thoward September 13, 2009

    My hand works just fine thank you

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  • pizzapie September 13, 2009

    Great, now we can get rid of women

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  • thoward September 13, 2009

    ^ no we can't who will cook and clean for me ?

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  • fetuswithaids September 13, 2009

    Looks like Bill Gates evil plan to computerize everything is still on course.

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  • stoner6 September 13, 2009

    between my hands,my g/f's hands,her cunt, her ass and her mouth,i dont have time for this shit, unless its free,,lmao

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  • pale_horse September 13, 2009

    To small and too much damn foreplay WTF still got'ta use my hand... fuck that, thats no need to get rid of women, what tits will i fap tooooo?? Thats LAME!!

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  • cellule September 13, 2009

    Put some play-doh inside, squeeze then watch the hair grow! Shave then repeat.

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  • madmuthafuka September 13, 2009

    Fap-O-Matic

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  • thunderbutt September 13, 2009

    HEY! That thang gotta hemi?

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  • jerryjackoff September 13, 2009

    LMFAO! Only in Japan would they invent this shit. Hand for me anyday....and the wife's ass obviouisly

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  • unibanger73 September 13, 2009

    I allready have one of these...i call it a wife(she gets pissy if i call her flip hole)

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  • ohwickedwendi September 13, 2009

    50 uses, huh?? That means that men would have to buy one once a week.

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  • boredshitless September 13, 2009

    must be a perv thing

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  • gurtman23 September 14, 2009

    it doesn't beat my homemade fleshlight made from a Pringles tube

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  • briskman11 September 14, 2009

    Gurt..you are funny motherfucker!!!

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  • briskman11 September 14, 2009

    Will that fucking thing make me a sandwich and grab me a beer when i'm done?? Nope?...ok in that case..nothing tops good ole' fashion pussy!!!

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  • dwidoderally September 14, 2009

    the fucking wing gate

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  • leebuck2 September 14, 2009

    FUCK THAT, CHECK THIS OUT LOL

    kanojotoys/shop/mens-som-rocket-type-p-233.html

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  • lameristotel September 14, 2009

    fuucking shit this shit is depressive

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  • angelb September 14, 2009

    a reminder for all the men who will never get pussy..stock up now

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  • kingdingaling September 15, 2009

    No thanks, I'll stick to just my hand and good ole pussy!

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  • juggalo4ever September 18, 2009

    sign me up where can i find one of those

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