Ever wonder if they made coffins for your penis? Well folks that is what I think of this hand held device. No fucking way in hell would I stick my dick in this thing, I'd rather take my chances with a $2 hooker.
i predict divorce rate are going to rise sharply
the fag fucks will still try and wedge it up their shit-box....
There's nothing like the real thing!...If god made anything better then pussy he kept it for himself!
still a hand job... nothing like pussy
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fuck that i dont have a life so i think ill take a year suply.
Did he say CUTTING edge???
Looked like it would work fine if ya have a hotdog sized dick.
Nerds,poor sexless nerds.
^^^^ Get one then
How many woman did they dissect figuring this out?
just how little are their dicks over there..my pinky would fit in it..not for grown men from america.
They could have spent just as much time researching an untraceable ruffie.
Looks like a cock sunbed
Only 50 uses!!!!
My hand works just fine thank you
Great, now we can get rid of women
^ no we can't who will cook and clean for me ?
Looks like Bill Gates evil plan to computerize everything is still on course.
between my hands,my g/f's hands,her cunt, her ass and her mouth,i dont have time for this shit, unless its free,,lmao
To small and too much damn foreplay WTF still got'ta use my hand... fuck that, thats no need to get rid of women, what tits will i fap tooooo?? Thats LAME!!
Put some play-doh inside, squeeze then watch the hair grow! Shave then repeat.
HEY! That thang gotta hemi?
LMFAO! Only in Japan would they invent this shit. Hand for me anyday....and the wife's ass obviouisly
I allready have one of these...i call it a wife(she gets pissy if i call her flip hole)
50 uses, huh?? That means that men would have to buy one once a week.
must be a perv thing
it doesn't beat my homemade fleshlight made from a Pringles tube
Gurt..you are funny motherfucker!!!
Will that fucking thing make me a sandwich and grab me a beer when i'm done?? Nope?...ok in that case..nothing tops good ole' fashion pussy!!!
the fucking wing gate
FUCK THAT, CHECK THIS OUT LOL
fuucking shit this shit is depressive
a reminder for all the men who will never get pussy..stock up now
No thanks, I'll stick to just my hand and good ole pussy!
sign me up where can i find one of those