There's a Fucking Rodeo in the Quickie Mart!

jay
9,999 Views 7 years ago

Normally when you talk about fat cows in the Quickie Mart, it means some fat girls buying snacks before going out on the town. Not this place, they fucking get the real deal cows up in that bitch. Not only that but they get cowboys up in there too. I think one of the cowboys grabbed a Slim Jim on the way out!

32 Comments
  • killkenny September 16, 2009

    They were just looking for Milk Duds before Roy Rodgers came in & herded them out!

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  • willylickaball September 16, 2009

    Can you imagine the look on the sheep herders face that ran the store.*~*

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  • khaslave September 16, 2009

    This isn't the China shop guy; we're in the wrong store!

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  • facistfrank September 16, 2009

    guess they take there fresh meat serious

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  • leadfoot September 16, 2009

    " Clean-up in aisle 3 . " Oh hell no , I quit !

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  • squirrelkiller September 16, 2009

    I love steak, just rip it's horns off and wipe it's ass

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  • kingdingaling September 16, 2009

    Chic-Filet commercial gone bad

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  • gimmehead September 16, 2009

    Who ordered the 4,000 pounds of beef?

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  • shineyfeathers September 16, 2009

    What a bunch of Bull!

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  • thoward September 16, 2009

    MOO?

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  • goddess September 16, 2009

    clean up on aisle 2

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  • goddess September 16, 2009

    aw shit! missed your comment leadfoot :)

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  • thoward September 16, 2009

    Mooooo???

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  • madmuthafuka September 16, 2009

    Nuthin'

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  • pale_horse September 16, 2009

    GOT MILK?? you do now

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  • dtron_ragnarok September 16, 2009

    They were just browsing...

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  • sleeko September 16, 2009

    Opps,.. I thought this was a China shop...Sorry

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  • pizzapie September 16, 2009

    That's bullshit

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  • mobliz September 16, 2009

    where's the beef???!

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  • bullshitnbob September 16, 2009

    awww dont shit waxed floor for the last time!!!!!

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  • drunkard September 16, 2009

    That indian clerk's family was reincarnated as cows and dropped in for a visit.

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  • unibanger73 September 16, 2009

    bovine green beret's there to spring the P.O.W. steaks.

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  • shineyfeathers September 16, 2009

    "Mornin partner! Were you the one who ordered 800 pounds of rib-eye steaks?"

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  • jerryjackoff September 16, 2009

    Fukin crap. 1/10

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  • kb_rake September 16, 2009

    this reminds me of something i saw on mythbusters

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  • ohwickedwendi September 16, 2009

    Dammit Chet! How many times I have to tell you that pets aren't allowed in here?!

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  • boredshitless September 16, 2009

    that was a cattle drive in oregon gone wrong... apu shouldnt have put up his quickie mart on the old oregon trail

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  • dazzza September 17, 2009

    wow that is fresh meat. No bull...

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  • wargod September 17, 2009

    mooo-ve it along, cowboy

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  • wargod September 17, 2009

    the girls in the local fat camp got a day pass,huh?

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  • angelb September 18, 2009

    they was just in there paying respects too their friends and family in the meat department

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  • juggalo4ever September 18, 2009

    who said there was no such thing as a bull in a china closet

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