Today You WILL Learn Kung Fu!

jay
47,349 Views 7 years ago

To really learn Kung Fu, you need to be one with nature. Nature as in nature makes twinkies and ho hos! Nothing like some fat lady moving around to get the heart pumping. Not my heart pumping mind you. I'm talking like she's going to have a heart attack pumping. Another bonus is that she does have a nice shape. A nice round shape!

61 Comments
  • addictedtothc September 16, 2009

    I'd hit it

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  • killkenny September 16, 2009

    Never seen cottage cheese move like that before...And don't care to again!!! Quick, Where's the bleach for my eyes??!!

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  • purpthechemist September 16, 2009

    wtf are these ppl thinking?

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  • theone00 September 16, 2009

    That looks like two people sewn together...where was this operation successful?

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  • facistfrank September 16, 2009

    quick someone call NASA cuase that whale has discoverd how to define gravy in her home

    btw i wounder what is the laod limit on them pantys if you want to call them that

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  • shit4brains September 16, 2009

    If the stink don't kill you the earthquake will

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  • willylickaball September 16, 2009

    Her cleavage turned into a pussy,WTF is up with that? I should ask lordsho, he'll know.

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  • shineyfeathers September 16, 2009

    Wow!!The vomit was bubbling at the back of my throat...stay down lunch!

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  • khaslave September 16, 2009

    Chris Farly has a twin sister?

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  • ftwbiker September 16, 2009

    She's got a pretty body...... Pretty fucking disgusting!

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  • ftwbiker September 16, 2009

    You know the NIGGERS are just going APE shit over her!

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  • leadfoot September 16, 2009

    Now that she knows some moves maybe she'll feel safe to go out after dark .

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  • squirrelkiller September 16, 2009

    I'd hit it....with a lead pipe

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  • madmuthafuka September 16, 2009

    Ever notice how the cellulite makes 'em look like they been beat with a ballpeen hammer. And that kind always wants to wear spandex. Whenever I see them in spandex I always imagine I can read the label Titalist across their ass.

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  • thoward September 16, 2009

    Nancy or just Nasty It's hard to tell. Well I was hard till I saw this fat cow

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  • goddess September 16, 2009

    i'd be ashamed to be seen even in the dark

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  • thoward September 16, 2009

    Thats a niggers dream girl and now my nightmare

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  • assmasa September 16, 2009

    wrong

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  • trinitysx September 16, 2009

    you'll hit it exactly with what

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  • kingdingaling September 16, 2009

    Just makes me think of pineapples, lots and lots of pineapples.....to go with all that fucking cottage cheese!!

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  • dtron_ragnarok September 16, 2009

    That has got to be the most realistic fatsuit I've seen today.

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  • pale_horse September 16, 2009

    I think the chipmunks are trap with-in her folds of fat.. help free them Jay!!

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  • sleeko September 16, 2009

    Alittle something, fo da brothers..

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  • laurentus September 16, 2009

    Thats one hell of a sedentary person Iv'e ever seen!

    Nor it could be an excellent sponsor for michellin company !

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  • twatter September 16, 2009

    We all use the same sized toilets....think about it.

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  • mumbo September 16, 2009

    I don't know what's more deadly: the death smack from one of her ass cheeks or one of those arm flaps.

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  • pizzapie September 16, 2009

    I know her, she's married to Big Mac

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  • jrzdevil September 16, 2009

    How the fuck can she be so proud of being a tub of fucking shit? No diet will ever thin her out. She needs to put a fucking bullet in her head and end it all while she is young.

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  • marsape September 16, 2009

    she's a scary bitch without the kung fu

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  • dendraphiliac September 16, 2009

    Ohh fuck what did i do last night, well may as well get my camera out

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  • boonecash September 16, 2009

    thats a strong bitch though, to be liftin all that weight with her legs.

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  • simpson666 September 16, 2009

    hahahahahaha might as well get out the gun and put one bullet in it too.

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  • mobliz September 16, 2009

    who thought this would be a good idea....

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  • aryan-rule September 16, 2009

    not only did i projectile vomit i just soiled myself at the same time.....

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  • wickedwithin September 16, 2009

    All that nasty bitch does is eat.........Hell, even her ass is eating her panties-

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  • loggydog71 September 16, 2009

    jesus fuckin christ

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  • buzzhawg September 16, 2009

    10 kicks and she burns more calories then me running 20 miles.

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  • stoner6 September 16, 2009

    everthing she eats goes str8 to her ass,REALLY

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  • getfucked September 16, 2009

    4 FUKS SAKE

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  • drunkard September 16, 2009

    She doesn't look too bad from the scalp up.

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  • unibanger73 September 16, 2009

    she needs jenny crank, or meth boyaredee.

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  • jerryjackoff September 16, 2009

    i could only stomach 10seconds.

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  • misterelliot September 16, 2009

    Where in the christ is her belly button?

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  • kb_rake September 16, 2009

    how did she live thru all that excesising?

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  • boredshitless September 16, 2009

    thats a great one nighter... wake up to a damn good breakfast... hear something like a fart then she says ... oh i must have queefed last night!

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  • ohwickedwendi September 16, 2009

    Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.....

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  • icacorpse September 17, 2009

    i think even the niggers would turn that down..i mean damn girl, put the twinkies down.

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  • big_daddy305 September 17, 2009

    someone please answer me.. why the hell did I just sit here and watch this whole video? I think I was too traumatized to click on another link.

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  • pitbults September 17, 2009

    are it`s real?

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  • bikerbebop September 17, 2009

    I'd hit it.......with a 2x4

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  • angelb September 17, 2009

    you go girl..kick punch...kick punch

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  • wargod September 17, 2009

    suddenly, my wife looks VERY attractive

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  • wargod September 17, 2009

    Billy mays here to tell you about the "jabba the hut"workout video....

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  • twatter September 18, 2009

    Her mid-section looks like Joe Camel.

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  • donhogmcnasty September 18, 2009

    o_O

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  • solor1 September 18, 2009

    Is that a wedgie or is her ass just havin a snack?

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  • aced2112 September 18, 2009

    Godzilla just threw up

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  • juggalo4ever September 18, 2009

    make the rat sing 10 million more times and she will exercise her fat ass skinny.

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  • xcrewshe8 September 19, 2009

    Is it me or does her stomach and tits look like Ray Charles.

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  • ghosthunter December 3, 2010

    Holy side of beef batman. thats nasty!!!!

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  • tygerman January 22, 2011

    That explains the random earthquakes in California.

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