Two Close Call Accidents in One Video

Hot off the email, we have two very fucking close calls here. The guy and the truck close call you know is still cleaning out his pants. Fuck, I almost pooped a little bit in my pants just sitting here watching it. Then again, I was trying to fart and might have pushed a little too hard.

28 Comments
  • willylickaball September 23, 2009

    They missed by that much

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  • mexican_pride September 23, 2009

    thank god nothing happened to that plant

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  • unibanger73 September 23, 2009

    theres a driving school right near there

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  • wargod September 23, 2009

    2nd one was awesome!!!!!!!

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  • madmuthafuka September 23, 2009

    There was definately some puckerin' going on.

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  • khaslave September 23, 2009

    The DMV is slipping. A lot.

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  • doc_ock September 23, 2009

    #2 happened in Phoenix, fucking beaners can't drive.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 23, 2009

    people like this should be shot in the head.

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  • killkenny September 23, 2009

    C'mon! The first one, the guy had obviously had his Parking lights on. And the second one, well...they were looking for the valet section.

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  • ftwbiker September 23, 2009

    Guarantee you that both of them were Beaner Bitches... No Driving Fucks!

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  • kingdingaling September 23, 2009

    Fucking women drivers!!

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  • drunkard September 23, 2009

    7-11's new anti-loitering system seems to be working well.

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  • mobliz September 23, 2009

    i spy with my little eye something.... *POW*

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  • marsape September 23, 2009

    looks like little red riding hood has a new enemy

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  • dnl_uncola September 23, 2009

    Teach you for not watching you kids!!

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  • jerryjackoff September 23, 2009

    Can't believe how lucky that kid was!

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  • boonecash September 23, 2009

    damn, number 2 was determined to kill that kid

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  • goddess September 23, 2009

    just saw a near miss myself the other day... too bad i didn't have a camera going

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  • coolnuts September 23, 2009

    The air pump must have had a really short hose on it!

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  • boredshitless September 23, 2009

    im glad that kid got out of the way

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  • ohwickedwendi September 23, 2009

    Who needs guns when you have bad drivers?

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  • gasguy September 24, 2009

    justa little closer to the pump mam

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  • rareranking September 24, 2009

    Close call my ass wtf is the little girl

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  • bikerbebop September 24, 2009

    who the fuck are all these tall people with cameras that just stare at traffic? Doesn't anyone find that shit creepy?

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  • angelb September 24, 2009

    lmfao bikerbebop no probably security cams but wow you have an active imagination lol

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  • killkenny September 24, 2009

    ^LOL@ bikerbebop^ Must be some tall mo-fo's!! And they're pretty good at holding the camera steady too!

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  • pale_horse September 24, 2009

    I feel like i missed something?? Jay last 3 days i've been getting knocked off line, but it only happens on this site?? just thought you know. alot of freezing, and pop-ups.

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  • jphinfan86 September 24, 2009

    Wow, in #2 their welfare check, I mean kid, almost died.

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