Say you just hate this one lady that you work with. She always wears grey skirts. You have grey skirts. All you have to do is run her ass over and then it's no more grey skirts.
Talk about luck she needs to rush to Vegas.
i almost got you bitch lol
Buy a Lotto ticket
Is this the valet parking area?
On Star! You're a dumbass!
If you need to park this close to the front door, you need a handicap plaquared
Why is such a simple thing such as driving the one skill asians will never excell at?
Damn women texters!! (The one that almost got ran over!)
looks like she was hoping to get hit the way she ran in front of them
Walk it off bitch.
Tag you're it
Oh sorry about that. I thought you were Tim from Crazyshit.
She was sleeping with the driver's husband a little while earlier.
how's that restraining order workin now bitch?
All they wanted was some directions to the parking garage.
ha ha missed me fucker...fail big time
Wow--that looks like fun!
she had to change her undies
Good, now pull him out the car and beat his ass
She's was raised by a clan of ninjas.
why do you people always say shit like, oh that was lucky she almost got hit by a car, what the fuck is lucky about almost being hit by a car, i'm sitting at home right now, am i lucky that a plane hasn't crashed into my house and missed me by two feet...for fucks sake, i'ts lucky to win money, it's lucky to fuck bisexual sisters, it's lucky to live for six hundred years, but not lucky to almost get killed, reword the fucking dictionary will you
^I think only Merriam-Webster can reword a whole DICKtionary^
^shut up retard, you look that up