The Universe Gives You a Tasering

I don't know where to start with this one. I know it's long, and if you are reading this. Watch the whole thing. The tasering happens towards the end, and it lights the holy fire under this guy's ass. This dude is a complete nut job, but I tell you what, he got the fuck out of there.

56 Comments
  • gblu33y3s September 25, 2009

    first

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  • gblu33y3s September 25, 2009

    The new eminem lol

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  • buttdarts September 25, 2009

    I understand crazy.............

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  • onken September 25, 2009

    hehe its a super guy

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  • squirrelkiller September 25, 2009

    Iv'e heard of capture the flag, but never capture the fag

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  • onken September 25, 2009

    run bitch run

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  • killkenny September 25, 2009

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're under arrest for section 301.2 of the penal code: Bad poetry!

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  • aryan-rule September 25, 2009

    Tazer-proof jeans are worth every penny!

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  • khaslave September 25, 2009

    Ha, ha, he thinks the cops up hold the constitution.

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  • khaslave September 25, 2009

    Invoke your right of silence already!

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  • kingdingaling September 25, 2009

    One flew out the coo coo nest!!

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  • zenemy September 25, 2009

    Oh you ain't catchin' no crackhead.

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  • willylickaball September 25, 2009

    I've got to try that shit next time I get popped. It seems to work.

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  • yo_daddy September 25, 2009

    he is the white usain bolt

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  • madmuthafuka September 25, 2009

    Charged his batteries.

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  • goddess September 25, 2009

    the power of Christ compels you to shut the fuck up

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  • inkman79 September 25, 2009

    Lol the cops didnt even try to chase him down. I laughed at this one.

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  • dtron_ragnarok September 25, 2009

    He resisted arrest and 9000 volts!

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  • sleeko September 25, 2009

    He just needed a jump start, to get going.

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  • dtron_ragnarok September 25, 2009

    He got away...awesome.

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  • killkenny September 25, 2009

    ^inkman, he wore them down before he made his break^

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  • kingdingaling September 25, 2009

    Yeah inkman,also, if you noticed he said his wife was there. Fucker took off and left his wife and the pigs know he's gotta come back to her eventually!! The crazy summa bitch!

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  • killkenny September 25, 2009

    ^She shouldda run in the other direction!^

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  • rc2james September 25, 2009

    Another right-wing nut job.

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  • shineyfeathers September 25, 2009

    Well...as gay and stupid as his ramblings were, I have to give him credit, he annoyed the cops enough for them to let him run with out a chase. Not to mention, if he can withstand a shot from a tazer and get up and run away, he deserves a few more minutes of freedom.

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  • unibanger73 September 25, 2009

    despite his pleas for mercy they just keep tryin to bulldog him, this is why cops have such good Karma. i was really hoping the wife would shoot both pigs in the face.(god i hate cops)

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  • godless1 September 25, 2009

    Seriously, what was the charge? It seems a simple question that deserves an answer. I even believe that they are supposed to read miranda rights. These cops got what they deserved.

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  • jerryjackoff September 25, 2009

    He got away! Nice one!!

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  • clusterlizard September 25, 2009

    If I were a cop, i'd take this psycho in a back room and beat him into a coma

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  • clusterlizard September 25, 2009

    The police are your fucking GODS, you are to obey them WITHOUT question.

    If I were a cop i'd empty my clip on any motherfucker who even made eye contact with me.

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  • angelb September 25, 2009

    wow seems like that tasering gave him super powers...run white boy run

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  • wally707cali September 25, 2009

    and i thought north cali had the best pills..haha

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  • killkenny September 25, 2009

    DAYUM! Glad clusterlizard ain't a cop! And unibanger, did you masterbate to this clip too? LOL! That was funny shit!

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  • drublix September 25, 2009

    Idiots.. all 3 of them

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  • haterade September 25, 2009

    lol fucking retards saying they hate cops. if they weren't out there taking down freaks like this guy, he'd be raping your women and selling drugs to your kids so shut the fuck up and give the cops the respect.

    this vid is a prime example of meth being one hell of a drug.

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  • coolnuts September 25, 2009

    Their went this weeks top cop award.

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  • ohwickedwendi September 25, 2009

    He's gonna be on the next "America's Got Talent".

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  • killerdogs September 26, 2009

    looks like the cops need to cut back on the dough nuts since they cant run

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  • rareranking September 26, 2009

    Couldnt catch that fucka

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  • boredshitless September 26, 2009

    fucker sounded just like richard simmons didnt he?

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  • shi-thead September 26, 2009

    clusterlizard, that's probably why you are not a cop.

    haterade

    You don't even know what he was being arrested for.

    anyways, nice video. it's nice to see the bad guys lose.

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  • bucknuts September 26, 2009

    An apsolutly fantastic vid. good for the wack-o nut job, Horray!!!

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  • bucknuts September 26, 2009

    in law this guy speaks the truth about the rights he does have. Police now think their power is to over ride all who won't abide by idoling the queen our gov't. Furthermore we have the right to be at peace and to defend ourselves as this man is, according to the common law rights! I dont understand the singing but, wow, he did get the fuck outta there when the timming was right, lol!

    comment by c.crosby

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  • fetuswithaids September 26, 2009

    He's a hippie,so the dogs should be able to follow his stentch.

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  • inkman79 September 26, 2009

    Lol that was not meth he was on.. That was called his wife brain washing him over several years to make him think he was......Hmmm well not sure what he thought he was but he smoked them cops. Yeah sure they probably found him pecking bird seed off the ground at the park a few days later but give him credit for taking a good shock and kept up with his singing...lol

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  • briskman11 September 26, 2009

    "I thought you had him...no i thought you had him...we are so getting fired for this!!"

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  • briskman11 September 26, 2009

    I like how both cops looked at the camera at the same time like they wanted to beat his ass but knew the camera would fuck them over!!! Thats why i carry a camera everywhere!!!

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  • oblivion344 September 27, 2009

    Awzome he got away hahaha

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  • slaytanic454 September 27, 2009

    As much of a retard as this guy is, those cops were completely in the wrong. You CAN NOT arrest someone without a charge, and if they ask what it is, you MUST tell them. Resisting arrest is not a legitimate reason to hold someone, without a charge existing before that. THIS is why cops have a bad reputation sometimes; douchebags like these guys abusing their power.

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  • morbitron September 29, 2009

    you suck at tazering people cleatus

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  • lcncrew201 October 6, 2009

    holy shit its john lovits hahaha

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  • ondaquadra December 10, 2009

    U CANT WALK ON THE GRASS! A LAW IS A LAW

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  • mrnoworldorder February 14, 2010

    YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!! MOTHERFUCKER RU UN

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  • krazyk December 30, 2010

    I've never seen somebody get away on camera before. That was the first!

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  • armymedic85 March 27, 2011

    awesome ... fucking awesome

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  • blowsmoke April 16, 2011

    Nothing made me so happy as him getting away!

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