The Universe Tells You to Shut Up

jay
15,502 Views 7 years ago

Like yesterday's universe said you need a tasering, today the universe is keeping this wind bag in check. Bitch shut up, we've heard enough! Smack!

26 Comments
  • alanakbar September 26, 2009

    Chute, that didn't hurt at all.

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  • aryan-rule September 26, 2009

    fag!

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  • killkenny September 26, 2009

    Who called the PARAmedic?

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  • madmuthafuka September 26, 2009

    It's a bird. It's a plane. It's shut the fuck up.

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  • cmwar-15 September 26, 2009

    shulda used him as a landing

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  • zenemy September 26, 2009

    I had my hopes on lightning zappin his ass.

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  • shw September 26, 2009

    Mating call of the red-crested hang glider.

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  • kingdingaling September 26, 2009

    You are the wind beneath my...shut the fuck up!!

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  • briskman11 September 26, 2009

    "Ok he's in the bag...now beat that fucker!!!"

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  • khaslave September 26, 2009

    Gay proposal gone wrong.

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  • shineyfeathers September 26, 2009

    Maybe we'll get lucky and the cords will wrap around his neck and choke him to death.

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  • unibanger73 September 26, 2009

    LMAO shw ^^^^ very funny:)

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  • doc_ock September 26, 2009

    that was gay

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  • jerryjackoff September 26, 2009

    LOL.

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  • angelb September 26, 2009

    lmfao@madmutha comment

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  • mobliz September 26, 2009

    you are the weakest link... goodbye

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  • zombiimandan September 27, 2009

    That was a knock out performance!

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  • ftwbiker September 27, 2009

    Is this the new version of the old stage hook?

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  • boredshitless September 27, 2009

    i was wanting him to get a drop kick from hell

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  • ohwickedwendi September 27, 2009

    Well, THAT wasn't supposed to happen.

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  • marsape September 27, 2009

    LMFAO@OTHERS THAT LTFAO@OTHERS, COMMA, EXCLAMATION MARK THREE TIMES, COMMENT OF THE WEEK^^^@LMFAO@DICKHEADS, RIGHT THERE ACRANYM...@CAPITALS"""^^^^^''"", DON'T KNOW SHIT, LEAVE TEN COMMENTS@COMMENT OF THE WEEK RIGHT THERE^^^

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  • willylickaball September 27, 2009

    ^^^^LMAO , C.O.W right there.

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  • marsape September 27, 2009

    ^funny fucker

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  • beer_man September 27, 2009

    skydiver missed what he was aiming for

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  • killkenny September 27, 2009

    Marsape, you're a really funny guy!

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  • nudrop September 27, 2009

    got hit by the gay

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