Nakedness and Pizza Delivery Drivers
For the first time ever, proof that being a delivery driver isn't so fucking bad. Sure you get paid shit, but when you have some naked bitch in front you, your pay rate just doubled. Well, it doubled in your delivery pants! I would have dropped the pizza on the floor behind her to see her bend over and pick it up. Fuck, I'd deliver pizza there every day. Maybe even twice a day, if she ordered it or not. Excuse me Ma'am, here's your pizza! Delivery is on the house...hehehe.
I'm changing jobs, fuck the price cut
did you order sausage?
she is looking for some dick
Hell, I'd give HER the tip!.....of my dick!
lol @ killkenny, but it's the other way around she needs to give me a tit ohh I meant tip!!
Couldn't have said it any better myself Kenny!LOL!
Poor dumb kid dont know when the shit is being offered.
shoulda went ahead and answered the door nekkid
Full nude woulda been hilarious. "No charge lady."
I was a pizza dud in collage. This is a cruel, cruel myth.
Want some special seasoning on your pizza Ma'am?
I had a super hottie answer the door in a completely see-through nightie once..then to make matters even more fun, she forgot her checkbook and we had to walk up stairs to get it...with her in the lead and me staring at her fine ass all the way up.
^^^^ that was me ^^^^^ HOMO
She should have ordered Chineese if she want "some young guy".
Cruel and unusual punishment of a pizza guy. COCK TEASER
gee your honor...im pretty sure she wanted to get fucked.....
Ouch, aaah, so you're a transsexual as well as a retard.
just wait til she turns around and punch her in the back of the head...its totally legal!!!
hell i miss delivering pizza! i did it through college... i actually did ok it paid the bills and i had a few perks better than that!
Naked Girl + Pizza Delivery Boy = Free Pizza... Mission Failed..............
Had a buddy that used to deliver pizza and this chick used to do that to him she was kind of fat but she wasnt bad he used to say
Makes me wanna go get a job at the Local pizza snack!!
wow she is lucky her ass didnt get raped
when the pizza guy comes to my place he just brings a plain pastry, then he sees me naked and throws up on the pastry, usually i have carrot toppings, sometimes if lucky he's just eaten a pizza himself
this isnt funny. thats my wife!;(
That bitch was hotter than the spicy pizza!
Didn't she already give him a really big tip?
If a guy answered the door to a female delivery chick in just a shirt with his balls hanging out his ass would be arrested in a heartbeat.
id give her the tip then shaft her
If that was me i would be all, "sooo.. you watching a movie alone?" "You are? This is my last delivery, I would love to stay and watch with you?" and as soon as im in i ask if i can totally get comfortable. Then im naked and ready to receive her wet snatch! OHYEAH! GIDDY GIDDY!