Nakedness and Pizza Delivery Drivers

jay
86,921 Views 7 years ago

For the first time ever, proof that being a delivery driver isn't so fucking bad. Sure you get paid shit, but when you have some naked bitch in front you, your pay rate just doubled. Well, it doubled in your delivery pants! I would have dropped the pizza on the floor behind her to see her bend over and pick it up. Fuck, I'd deliver pizza there every day. Maybe even twice a day, if she ordered it or not. Excuse me Ma'am, here's your pizza! Delivery is on the house...hehehe.

30 Comments
  • squirrelkiller September 27, 2009

    I'm changing jobs, fuck the price cut

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  • slipdry September 27, 2009

    did you order sausage?

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  • mexican_pride September 27, 2009

    she is looking for some dick

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  • killkenny September 27, 2009

    Hell, I'd give HER the tip!.....of my dick!

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  • kingdingaling September 27, 2009

    lol @ killkenny, but it's the other way around she needs to give me a tit ohh I meant tip!!

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  • shineyfeathers September 27, 2009

    Couldn't have said it any better myself Kenny!LOL!

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  • madmuthafuka September 27, 2009

    Poor dumb kid dont know when the shit is being offered.

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  • goddess September 27, 2009

    shoulda went ahead and answered the door nekkid

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  • zenemy September 27, 2009

    Full nude woulda been hilarious. "No charge lady."

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  • khaslave September 27, 2009

    I was a pizza dud in collage. This is a cruel, cruel myth.

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  • ftwbiker September 27, 2009

    Want some special seasoning on your pizza Ma'am?

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  • thedoctor September 27, 2009

    I had a super hottie answer the door in a completely see-through nightie once..then to make matters even more fun, she forgot her checkbook and we had to walk up stairs to get it...with her in the lead and me staring at her fine ass all the way up.

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  • ouch September 27, 2009

    ^^^^ that was me ^^^^^ HOMO

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  • willylickaball September 27, 2009

    She should have ordered Chineese if she want "some young guy".

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  • shw September 27, 2009

    Cruel and unusual punishment of a pizza guy. COCK TEASER

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  • unibanger73 September 27, 2009

    gee your honor...im pretty sure she wanted to get fucked.....

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  • thedoctor September 27, 2009

    Ouch, aaah, so you're a transsexual as well as a retard.

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  • briskman11 September 27, 2009

    just wait til she turns around and punch her in the back of the head...its totally legal!!!

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  • boredshitless September 27, 2009

    hell i miss delivering pizza! i did it through college... i actually did ok it paid the bills and i had a few perks better than that!

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  • realmzzz September 27, 2009

    Naked Girl + Pizza Delivery Boy = Free Pizza... Mission Failed..............

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  • rareranking September 28, 2009

    Had a buddy that used to deliver pizza and this chick used to do that to him she was kind of fat but she wasnt bad he used to say

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  • acdcfan September 28, 2009

    Makes me wanna go get a job at the Local pizza snack!!

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  • angelb September 28, 2009

    wow she is lucky her ass didnt get raped

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  • marsape September 28, 2009

    when the pizza guy comes to my place he just brings a plain pastry, then he sees me naked and throws up on the pastry, usually i have carrot toppings, sometimes if lucky he's just eaten a pizza himself

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  • rodgtard September 28, 2009

    this isnt funny. thats my wife!;(

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  • jerryjackoff September 28, 2009

    That bitch was hotter than the spicy pizza!

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  • ohwickedwendi September 29, 2009

    Didn't she already give him a really big tip?

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  • jphinfan86 September 30, 2009

    If a guy answered the door to a female delivery chick in just a shirt with his balls hanging out his ass would be arrested in a heartbeat.

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  • chefstirngutz September 30, 2009

    id give her the tip then shaft her

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  • jaimejam October 2, 2009

    If that was me i would be all, "sooo.. you watching a movie alone?" "You are? This is my last delivery, I would love to stay and watch with you?" and as soon as im in i ask if i can totally get comfortable. Then im naked and ready to receive her wet snatch! OHYEAH! GIDDY GIDDY!

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