Motivation to get your ass off the couch

jay
20,469 Views 7 years ago

This could be the best motivation to get your ass off the couch. If you are lazy we can have Big Bertha come over to your house and motivate you. She'll have you standing and running in no time. Don't let Big Bertha catch you, or she'll squash your ass!

49 Comments
  • unibanger73 September 30, 2009

    whatcha gotta do to get on her good side?........go down 2 blocks an make a right.

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  • slippy September 30, 2009

    throw it a bucket of chicken & run

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  • pistolwhip September 30, 2009

    lol......her camel toe is on the wrong side....

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  • acdcfan September 30, 2009

    I bet if it was a see through couch, the guy's back is touchin' the floor.

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  • slipdry September 30, 2009

    how the fuck did she fit through the door to get in the house?

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  • shutursuckhole September 30, 2009

    What the fuck is going on here??

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  • squirrelkiller September 30, 2009

    This is the cause of earthquakes and Tidal waves

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  • kingdingaling September 30, 2009

    So that's what Grimace from McDonalds has been up to!

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  • aryan-rule September 30, 2009

    Jesus-H-Christ!

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  • livingdead September 30, 2009

    well breakfast it was nice knowing you.lunch,ill have to take a raincheck

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  • madmuthafuka September 30, 2009

    Now where did I put that damn harpoon this time.

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  • mexican_pride September 30, 2009

    he cant breef. he is turning red

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  • willylickaball September 30, 2009

    If I was married to that big fat bitch I would let her kill me too

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  • thoward September 30, 2009

    Bayrat would ride that moped all night long

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  • rich1dayy September 30, 2009

    Oh poor fucking couch!!!

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  • killkenny September 30, 2009

    You're REALLY making my poor dog sick!!

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  • tripod September 30, 2009

    We need a contest - how many weather balloons did it take to make her bikini?

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  • psycomanx September 30, 2009

    now i now what larry the cable guy does on his off time

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  • morbitron September 30, 2009

    ooba ooba ooba hop, hop, hop

    idk seemed appropriate

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  • khaslave September 30, 2009

    I..I.. don't feel so good.

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  • scottiesrt September 30, 2009

    HER POOR FEET!

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  • shw September 30, 2009

    Charlie Rich is rolling over in his grave.

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  • rocky71 September 30, 2009

    Tampa stripper.

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  • yeknom September 30, 2009

    How did they find enough material to wrap around her massive ass?

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  • shineyfeathers September 30, 2009

    She can skin a Duck..she can trample a buffet line...chunky girl can survive!

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  • shw September 30, 2009

    Must have been a gymnast when she was young to be able to balance that 5 foot wide ass on them two little feet.

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  • ftwbiker September 30, 2009

    Looks like that colored Goop we used to play with as kids.

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  • coolnuts September 30, 2009

    This would make an excellent diet for me, when I get hungry, I just watch this video and then puke.

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  • unibanger73 September 30, 2009

    lol@shineyfeathers. classic

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  • jerryjackoff September 30, 2009

    Kill it with anything available!!

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  • rodeye2 September 30, 2009

    Stop saying "no stop" cause you ain't dead yet.

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  • ohwickedwendi September 30, 2009

    When Jack said he'd screw anything with a heartbeat, this was not what he had in mind.

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  • stoner6 September 30, 2009

    honey does this outfit make me look fat?

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  • rareranking September 30, 2009

    THATS MY FUCKING BEACH BALL!

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  • wargod September 30, 2009

    i cant watch the whole thing....gotta throw up now

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  • sirlikalot September 30, 2009

    chiropractors are always coming up with new techniques

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  • bikerbebop October 1, 2009

    I would soooooooo hit that shit.........with a 2x4!!

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  • briskman11 October 1, 2009

    Talk about a fucking dent in your couch...what that thing made of Titanium!!!

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  • jaimejam October 1, 2009

    I didnt know they made bikini bottoms in size88

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  • boredshitless October 1, 2009

    i didn't know they made that much neon!

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  • kingratman2012 October 1, 2009

    SHE NEED TO STOP EATIN AT McDonalds 24/7 LMFAO

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  • godbluff October 1, 2009

    fake

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  • jphinfan86 October 1, 2009

    New Fetish Category: Chicks Needing 3+ Steps to Turn Around

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  • angelb October 1, 2009

    he liked it and she has a pretty face

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  • marsape October 2, 2009

    COUCH RYMES WITH OUCH...how ironic

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  • marsape October 2, 2009

    great song just got destroyed by the way

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  • really_fat_kid October 3, 2009

    i dont get it what is eating that guy and way wont he run away

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  • ms_genocide October 8, 2009

    ...he lived?

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  • crazy_bitch88 January 23, 2010

    ....NO... I did NOT happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world, within this video...Did barney eat her?! D:

    A. :(

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