From what I get from the email, the dude is saying he stoled a necklace from another guy. Then got the crap beat out of him buy a bunch of people. Good thing those people weren't part of Team Machete, or you'd be looking much worse.
Dem fuckers be takin' they jewelry serious!
He likes it when you rub his nose.
It's suffering to bad just put it to sleep!
Translation - I will never steal Chiclets again!!!
he will never look so good again
Karma is a badass mother fucker.
a fucked up dipshit
damn he got fucked up
They beat the black off him.
But who cares anyway? Fuck him
Pablo finally found out what the "Poor Man's Chemical Peel" was--he steals the bad guy's chemicals, they peel his face.
ummm he looks like he was boxing? walk it off our fighters get worse then that shit
What would you doo ooo ooo, for a klondike bar?
That’s funny I don’t care who you are that’s funny right there.
they didnt beat him nearly enough...set his fuckin ass on fire!
not karma, Justice
and thats what you get for touching my guacomole sauce, you Fuck
Someone shove a dick in the crybaby's mouth to shut him up .
I think he said "A little to the left, Pablo!"
Hey bro, you got something on your face. Next time you better go for a gold tooth.