You Got all Hacked Up

jay
32,625 Views 7 years ago

From the email I got on this, the dude had attacked a pregnant lady. Well the country that they live in doesn't rely on the police or court hearings to deal out justice. Nooo. They use machete. They use machete to deal out justice to the hands, arms, legs and heads of the wrong doers. Go Team Machete!

41 Comments
  • killkenny October 10, 2009

    He got hacked da fuck up!

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  • mrratty October 10, 2009

    By the looks of it, he wont do it again.

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  • killkenny October 10, 2009

    He got the shitty end of that machete.

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  • mr1904 October 10, 2009

    WALK IT OFF PUSSSSY

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  • drunkard October 10, 2009

    He lost the argument with his lawn mower.

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  • jmgenocide October 10, 2009

    don't fuck with team machete!!!

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  • kingdingaling October 10, 2009

    Ooops, someone HACKED into his MAINFRAME!

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  • ftwbiker October 10, 2009

    Must be Obama Care at the speed the doctors are working.

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  • pizzapie October 10, 2009

    somebody PLEASE jack me off

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  • thoward October 10, 2009

    Ahh yes another one that just won't be the same.

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  • godbluff October 10, 2009

    Not one of that guys better days, I would think.

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  • madmuthafuka October 10, 2009

    He is such a cutup.

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  • dwidoderally October 10, 2009

    it might be a REPOST ??

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  • willylickaball October 10, 2009

    He's gonna need more stitches than a fat brides wedding gown.

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  • goddess October 10, 2009

    now THAT's a splitting headache

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  • boredshitless October 10, 2009

    looks more like a split everything

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  • rocky71 October 10, 2009

    He never was cut out for the job.

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  • shineyfeathers October 10, 2009

    Well hell! He attacked a pregnant woman for Christ sake. He's lucky to even be alive the stupid prick.

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  • jerryjackoff October 10, 2009

    REPOST!! This was on here about 2years ago!!

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  • inkman79 October 10, 2009

    Did he say he could'nt feel his hands?

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  • ohwickedwendi October 10, 2009

    So THAT'S what Juan would do for a Klondike Bar.

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  • angelb October 10, 2009

    i wonder if he is begging for death at this point

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  • bronson210 October 10, 2009

    ...pussy.

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  • ballbuster October 10, 2009

    no handouts for him

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  • dnl_uncola October 10, 2009

    Its a sad day when you see a handicap bet the fuck up. or is it the funnest day?? shit i dont know!

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  • phucko October 10, 2009

    This guy is "hands down" the worst type of criminal!

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  • gurtman23 October 10, 2009

    That’s funny I don’t care who you are that’s funny right there.

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  • unibanger73 October 10, 2009

    somebody give this guy a hand.(or two)

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  • timswifey4life October 10, 2009

    I know I would be saying, fuck the hospital, just finish the job and kill me

    Oh and lmao ohwickedwendi

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  • marsape October 10, 2009

    he fell into the cat skinning machine

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  • blkdck4whtchks October 10, 2009

    Damn republicans and their anti abortion views... hack'em up!

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  • acdcfan October 11, 2009

    hey, got a hand I can barrow? Watchin' too much Sling Blade will do this to you.

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  • marsape October 11, 2009

    ^^you know what to do with anti abortion believers, first you rape their daughters and make sure they get pregnant, then phone the parents from gaol and tell them since you're the father you will now be in the family for ever, they soon learn to agree with abortion

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  • leadfoot October 11, 2009

    What , nobody brought the gasoline and matches to the machete party ?

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  • stoner6 October 11, 2009

    if i had to guess,,he aint gonna make it!

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  • sleeko October 11, 2009

    The tax payers saved a bundle in prosecution and incarceration cost, too.

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  • thejayman October 11, 2009

    if you're in pain raise ur hand....guess ur ok

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  • briskman11 October 12, 2009

    If youre bleeding and you know it clap your hands...if you deserved it and you know just lay there and scream!!!

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  • angelb October 14, 2009

    lmfao briskman

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  • thespider January 18, 2010

    Get em some spongbob bandaids and he'll be fine.

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  • blowsmoke April 14, 2011

    Top of the line rapid response EMT right there...

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