Skateboard to the gooch

jay
14,323 Views 7 years ago

Here's a question for you. If you broke your gooch, would you have to wear a cast? I mean how would they even get a cast around it, it would have to go around your wang and asshole. Weird. I'm thinking this guy just fucked up his gooch. Good luck with the pain. Maybe if you weren't wearing girls pants this wouldn't have happened.

45 Comments
  • ninersfan2010 October 14, 2009

    vaginaectomy

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  • c_dime81 October 14, 2009

    first

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  • ninersfan2010 October 14, 2009

    YOU FAIL TOO!

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  • c_dime81 October 14, 2009

    goddamnit

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  • mexican_pride October 14, 2009

    he just got skateboard fucked

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  • ninersfan2010 October 14, 2009

    LOL

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  • corezonedotcom October 14, 2009

    they call shit shit a CREDIT CARD in the sk8 world

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  • ftwbiker October 14, 2009

    OK what the fuck is a Gooch? I've heard of a Cooch...

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  • ninersfan2010 October 14, 2009

    Gooch - The area of skin between your nutsack and your asshole

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  • bayrat October 14, 2009

    ftw in our world it's a taint, taint balls and taint asshole.

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  • wackinisgood October 14, 2009

    yap bayrat is correct, and that was funny shit, love to see a fuckin retard skater fuck up

    Yap right in the Taint

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  • addictedtothc October 14, 2009

    Call 911 my balls are in my throat

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  • psycomanx October 14, 2009

    hes not a virgin anymore

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  • khaslave October 14, 2009

    Sex life... is over!

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  • ftwbiker October 14, 2009

    OK taint I knew but Gooch is a new one to me. That's why I love you guys always helping a brother edumacate himself...

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  • squirrelkiller October 14, 2009

    Fuck skateboarders, even the board wanted to punch him in the nuts!

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  • boredshitless October 14, 2009

    that'll get his ass truckin!

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  • unlimitdinches October 14, 2009

    theres no way he had nutts to begin with ... didnt u see how tight those pants were ... if he had nutts he must be packing grapes

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  • unlimitdinches October 14, 2009

    and another thing ... how they hell do you sagg when your pants are tight as hell?

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  • rocky71 October 14, 2009

    Taint funny... to him.

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  • thoward October 14, 2009

    taint funny to me

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  • pizzapie October 14, 2009

    the balless wonder

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  • unibanger73 October 14, 2009

    he should be wearing a taint pad...or at the very least 3 or 4 ulta absorbant, heavy flow, all terrain maxi-pads.

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  • wargod October 14, 2009

    there's no cure for stupid

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  • fetuswithaids October 14, 2009

    He used to skate for DC and Spitfire,now he shreds for Girl.

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  • killkenny October 14, 2009

    Well, I guess his voice won't get deeper when he grows up. Soprano for life now.

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  • jerryjackoff October 14, 2009

    GOOCH!! LMFAO!!

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  • shineyfeathers October 14, 2009

    Oooooooo! He just made himself a new Mangina.

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  • bronson210 October 14, 2009

    HE CAN SHIT HIS BALLS NOW

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  • sillyrabbit October 15, 2009

    another fuckin repost

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  • madmuthafuka October 15, 2009

    And for your viewing pleasure ladies and gentlemen the worlds first skateboard enema. Enjoy the picture.

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  • bikerbebop October 15, 2009

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT BEING FIST????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!

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  • goddess October 15, 2009

    i rectum that's a big fail

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  • briskman11 October 15, 2009

    By Alabama state law he is now married to the skateboard!!!

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  • marsape October 15, 2009

    forums, forums, forums, forums & forums

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  • angelb October 15, 2009

    ummmmm poor guy :(

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  • 81bullet October 15, 2009

    rectum hell, damn near killed him

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  • iluvwomen October 15, 2009

    skateboarding with some break dancing, cool!!!!!

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  • rareranking October 15, 2009

    sorry guys but no matter how many times you burst you nuts IT WONT BE A SPORT!

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  • mobliz October 16, 2009

    made my day

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  • ohwickedwendi October 16, 2009

    Captain Clumsy to the rescue.

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  • douche101 October 17, 2009

    doubt they are your balls

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  • douche101 October 17, 2009

    addictedtothc

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  • douche101 October 17, 2009

    fag

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  • ghosthunter November 9, 2012

    Keep rolling tape. Now it's really funny.

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