Don't stop until you hit teeth

jay
116,798 Views 7 years ago

Wow dude, way to...ugh...go. You have your chick check you for all sorts of shit. Like if you have food stuck in your teeth. Hell she's past the elbow and almost to the shoulder. I'm guessing turds just slip out your ass.

56 Comments
  • mrratty November 15, 2009

    Arm job ?

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  • kingdingaling November 15, 2009

    Fucking GAY!!

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  • getfucked November 15, 2009

    Calfing?

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  • drevil November 15, 2009

    Where the fuck is the prostata??

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  • psychoscumphuc November 15, 2009

    Lmao, that spray bottle was probably full of KY, or baby oil. As far as the prostate, its somewhere near his adams apple

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  • killkenny November 15, 2009

    He mussa been choking on something. Yer doin' it wrong!!

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  • leadfoot November 15, 2009

    She'd better go take a second look at the " Heimlich Maneuver " poster .

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  • thoward November 15, 2009

    Ok three seconds of that just made my ass pucker up so tight that I may never shit again.

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  • mobliz November 15, 2009

    i cant wait to see the look on the face of his doc when he does try to get a regular prostate exam

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  • english666 November 15, 2009

    Holy shit batman I know robin is in there somewhere.

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  • willylickaball November 15, 2009

    I hope she clipped her finger nails or he's going to have a scratchy throat in the morning.

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  • darkwestern November 15, 2009

    Shes gotta be an amputee or something

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  • psycho666 November 15, 2009

    like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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  • ozboy November 15, 2009

    Last time i saw something like that it was a vet with his arm up a cows ass!....I can see the similaraties though!

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  • realmzzz November 15, 2009

    Silly White People.

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  • douche101 November 15, 2009

    HOLYFUCK

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  • jerryjackoff November 15, 2009

    WTF?? Funny as hell!

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  • ohwickedwendi November 15, 2009

    And his girlfriend thought those gloves were gonna be useless.

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  • fullnelsongirl November 15, 2009

    fake

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  • unibanger73 November 15, 2009

    look dude whatever shes lookin for in there is gone along with your o-ring and your self-esteem.

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  • shineyfeathers November 15, 2009

    CAREFUL WOMAN!!!There's bats in that skin cave!!!

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  • 1978 November 15, 2009

    creepy ass people

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  • acdcfan November 15, 2009

    laughing at Thoward^^ now you know how cows feel

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  • ftwbiker November 15, 2009

    He must have a piece of popcorn stuck in his throat!

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  • izzy_phukdup November 15, 2009

    That's just wrong!!!!

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  • sirlikalot November 16, 2009

    doesnt matter what you do lady he's not gonna pull his head out

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  • boredshitless November 16, 2009

    he lied that kilo of coke got snorted already

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  • rodeye2 November 16, 2009

    Some guys just don't know what to do with a hot chick,what a dumbass!!

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  • liveorpie November 16, 2009

    Wow, wonder how much he had to pay her to do that!! Clearly not enough!

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  • ludenlasivius November 16, 2009

    You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out, you put your right arm in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey and you puke your guts right out, that's what it's all about! : )

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  • hatio November 16, 2009

    i wonder if the Jar guy found a friend

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  • drummerdan69 November 16, 2009

    I just went blind...

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  • bayrat November 16, 2009

    LMAO@lude

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  • daxrhodeltarho November 16, 2009

    that's fucking sick

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  • snatchesmcgee November 16, 2009

    BET HER ARM SMELLED LIKE SHIT FOR A WEEK ! people at work all kept asking what the hell that smell was.

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  • slipdry November 17, 2009

    this guy needs to get his ass cheeks pierced together so we wont have to watch shit like this anymore

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  • angelb November 18, 2009

    dont you just hate them hard to reach places

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  • bronson210 November 18, 2009

    yall some sick summa bitches

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  • madamink November 29, 2009

    Whaaaa .... how?

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  • wargod November 29, 2009

    ^only through the magic of television, my dear^

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  • wargod November 29, 2009

    did nom nom guy lose his car keys again?

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  • crissco530 December 12, 2009

    wow that was the worst magic trick i have ever seen...............

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  • budlight December 29, 2009

    that guy aint going to shit right for a month or a year maybe

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  • haterade January 2, 2010

    reminds me of how you artifically inseminate a cow.

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  • diefuckkracker January 17, 2010

    "..And now we move onto the artificial insemination practices of the wild Scottsman.. notice the placement of the kilt and how his mate carefully opened the semen pathway..."

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  • joshhasnolife January 17, 2010

    Wait, yeah i found my car keys.

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  • diefuckkracker January 18, 2010

    We were wrong. The quickest way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach, it's up his ass.

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  • rockerchick37 January 27, 2010

    holy fucking hell!! well atleast he wont be constipated

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  • joneal68 February 9, 2010

    OMG...i bet it smells horrible in that room!!!!!!WTF WTF

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  • jeddahcuzz March 2, 2010

    are my keys in there?

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  • dumb_spooks March 6, 2010

    they are going to make a toilet paper commercial in 5 minutes.

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  • salvatrucho March 11, 2010

    straight up GAY

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  • blazeveryday March 17, 2010

    is that you JAY GAHAHHA :)

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  • dumb_spooks March 21, 2010

    Are these the new full body scanners Homeland Security is using now??

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  • psshtuwish86 March 28, 2010

    My God... I'll never be the same... anyone wanna catch my face on fire and try to put it out with a fork?

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  • china_mike November 28, 2016

    That's actually quite pointless, as the sensitive area past the opening inward of the anus is at the prostate. Anything going in beyond say, average dick size is just asking for colon damage.

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