The Dog that Can Jerk Off

There you go, this proves it without a doubt, you don't need a thumb to jerk off. Instead of the 5 knuckle shuffle you can rough up the suspect with your 4 stubs, or paw in the dogs case. BONUS for you know the dog learned that by watching his owner.

31 Comments
  • sirpoonius November 19, 2009

    Even dogs enjoy a good rub n tug

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  • thoward November 19, 2009

    I think the guy jerks off in front of the dog to much

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  • stoner6 November 19, 2009

    self-help even works for dogs

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  • boredshitless November 19, 2009

    i have a feeling thats jerry's dog

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  • mexican_pride November 19, 2009

    woof woof

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  • killkenny November 19, 2009

    Sit Ubu sit. Good boy.

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  • willylickaball November 19, 2009

    Dawg gone it, I thought this site had policy about Kitty porn.

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  • emoney350 November 19, 2009

    His girl is jackin off the dog when he goes to work.

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  • khaslave November 19, 2009

    I'm getting ready to fuck your old lady.

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  • madmuthafuka November 19, 2009

    His name is Jerk?

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  • ohwickedwendi November 19, 2009

    For sale: Slightly used couch in good condition. Comes from pet friendly home.

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  • crusader November 19, 2009

    mexican pride dog....sweet!!

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  • goddess November 19, 2009

    this happens every time we turn the tv channel to animal planet

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  • sexynappy November 19, 2009

    dog see, dog do

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  • acdcfan November 19, 2009

    9 weeks later, the owner's Wife had a litter of Jerk-offs

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  • helgore666 November 19, 2009

    his old girl took him to vets: We'll castrate him that'll kill his sex drive!

    Old girl: Fuck off i just want you to brush his teeth..

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  • shit4brains November 19, 2009

    Damn it!... Willy you teach him that?

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  • sleeko November 19, 2009

    Trained him yourself, did ya? Good boy...?

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  • drunkard November 19, 2009

    What time does mom come home? she gives me peanut butter treats.

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  • gasguy November 19, 2009

    aw nap time

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  • ludenlasivius November 19, 2009

    Notice how he's been trained to work the tongue... mama's got some splainin to do.

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  • kingdingaling November 19, 2009

    The dog found his own best friend.

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  • shineyfeathers November 19, 2009

    I think that has more to do with Chiggers and flea bites on poor doggy's twig-n-berries. Itchy-sack syndrome. Or Boardshitless could be right....it's Jerry's dog.LOL!!

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  • jerryjackoff November 19, 2009

    LMFAO@ bored!! Nah, aint my dog dude! Clever lil fucker though!

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  • unibanger73 November 19, 2009

    absolute concrete evidence of re-incarnation.

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  • acdcfan November 19, 2009

    Id like to have a dog like this, maybe it would attract more women than the cute baby trick...Go try it Kenny

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  • rodeye2 November 20, 2009

    Hey master come a little closer and I'll butter your fucking pocorn,whatcha think this is pooch porn.

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  • awwyeaa November 20, 2009

    what he doesn't say is that he's behind the camera pulling it to this

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  • snatchesmcgee November 20, 2009

    My dog Taters does THE EXACT SAME SHIT !!! the other day he asked for sum lube...i wooofed and said bite my shit u stupid bitch

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  • marsape November 20, 2009

    all you have to do now Jerry is teach him how to stop

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  • mobliz November 20, 2009

    chuck's a jerk

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