Down By The River

You never know what you will stumble across when you go down by the river. What started out as a nice family fishing trip, quickly turned into a nightmare. This group of people found a suspicious bag down by the river and well, when the cops opened it..there was a 1/2 of a body in it. I wonder where the other half is?

29 Comments
  • emoney350 November 23, 2009

    The other half is still under Dahmer's floor.

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  • killkenny November 23, 2009

    Fire up the grill! Time for a family barbeque.

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  • op3sk-mx November 23, 2009

    yaa Dahmer is still jerking off Only by remembering

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  • emoney350 November 23, 2009

    He's half the man he used to be.

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  • lickadslit November 23, 2009

    bag em and tag em

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  • khaslave November 23, 2009

    That's what passes for a river; now a days?

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  • khaslave November 23, 2009

    Quick check his pulse.

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  • shineyfeathers November 23, 2009

    You know the people that gathered were chomping at the bit to snag that fine piece of meat for a super Luau.

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  • kingdingaling November 23, 2009

    Well they did say he was half ass at doing shit!

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  • thoward November 23, 2009

    Damn bayrat and I had that marinating for the next Bar-B-Que. Well off to get another one for thanksgiven.

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  • thoward November 23, 2009

    Do Ya'll know just how hard it is to get a stranger in your van late at night? We had to promise that fucker a green card and a job before he even get near us. Now I have to paint the van again find the damn green card and go back across the border. Damn people when you find some meat marinating in the creek don't go tell every body.

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  • ohwickedwendi November 23, 2009

    Just get a bunch of sisters down there to identify the penis.

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  • doc_ock November 23, 2009

    In Mexico, what did you expect to find in a river?

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  • drunkard November 23, 2009

    Pedro had a few cervesas after work and found himself half in the bag.

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  • snatchesmcgee November 23, 2009

    They always say, our earths natural waters are abundant with treasure !

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  • fuzzynutz November 23, 2009

    half time report down by the river

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  • jerryjackoff November 23, 2009

    Amazing what one can find at the riverside.

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  • fetuswithaids November 23, 2009

    His other half made it over the border.Little fucker is probably raking someones leaves right this very moment!

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  • shineyfeathers November 23, 2009

    Wow Thoward! I've herd of Bear Traps and I've herd of Rat Traps....but Mexican Traps?? Clever one!LOL! You should get a Vacuum Packing Machine so you can send me some steaks from your next catch.

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  • unibanger73 November 23, 2009

    nice torso...hang out here much?

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  • boredshitless November 23, 2009

    River? try Creek

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  • rareranking November 24, 2009

    Its mexico; The other half is probably on somebodies kitchen table

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  • hymenblaster November 24, 2009

    lame....

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  • suesdogowners November 24, 2009

    " when the cops opened it..there was a 1/2 of a body in it. I wonder where the other half is? " It doesn't matter, you ignorant fuck: you can't put 'em back together.

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  • marsape November 24, 2009

    ^fuck i would love to kill you

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  • marsape November 24, 2009

    ^^cut your head of and piss down you neck pipe, only after i had my dog shit in your decapitated head mouth

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  • pizzapie November 24, 2009

    The other half is alive and doing well.

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  • pizzapie November 24, 2009

    marsape is are real tough one behind the keyboard

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  • afrika October 24, 2012

    the other one is know lonly

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