While the video quality is a little iffy, this is pretty fucking disgusting. What is going on here is that this guy is having a gigantic splinter removed from his hand.
He had a bad spell today
Next time you'll treat your wood better huh?
Wow...that doctor sure moves fast.
Geppetto? We've told you repeatedly no the touch Pinocchio there,
thats what happens when you give a hand job to a tree.
Damn tree huggers
Doctor Handy, paging Doctor Handy.
all for one and one for all
Looks like he slipped off the end of his wood.
jus like a bitch leaves herpies, he ended up with poison oak.
I wood not have gone to Dr, for that, But I guess you wood.
So you were jerkin off a tree or jerkin off in a tree?
this wouldnt happen if you'd quit jacking off Pinnochio
hey cut off the lights, im tryin to operate in here.
dude's hung like a gopher!
Why didnt you just do that in the first place ya dumb fuck, Grab it with your hand...
He's been jacking off Pinocchio again!
The blue-man group steps up their performance.
he got a woody
(Note, this might irritate your anus, proceed with extreme caution.) Get a tube of Vic's. This is used for unblocking noses and can be bought from any pharmacy. Lubricate it with saliva then stick it up your ass. Then sit on a chair and spit down on your dick so it is lubricated. When you cum the feeling is enhanced because of the Vic's.