Fuck No I'm Not Paying the Toll

jay
19,532 Views 7 years ago

I suspect being a trucker can wear on you. Paying toll after toll, you get tired of looking at those assholes taking you money. That only leaves you with one choice. Ram that mother fucker. Take no more shit from those toll assholes and run that bitch over! Except for the big fucking pole to stop you dead in your tracks.

18 Comments
  • killkenny November 29, 2009

    That really took a Toll on that truck.

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  • thoward November 29, 2009

    He was tolled to stop.

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  • thoward November 29, 2009

    Stop in the name of polece

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  • ohwickedwendi November 29, 2009

    I don't think duct tape is gonna fix that.

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  • fetuswithaids November 29, 2009

    They'll still drug-test his corpse,in order to beat his family out of any insurance money they might have coming.

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  • thoward November 29, 2009

    Hey what duct tape won't mend bondo will fill in to make like new again

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  • khaslave November 29, 2009

    Cruse control is not the same as auto pilot.

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  • shineyfeathers November 29, 2009

    Your other left slick!

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  • sirpoonius November 29, 2009

    Fags go to any length to taste some pole.

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  • unibanger73 November 29, 2009

    *CAUTION toll booth in mirror is closer than it appears

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  • wargod November 29, 2009

    the dorks of hazzard

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  • drunkard November 29, 2009

    That's one hell of a way to notify you that your speedpass expired.

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  • ftwbiker November 29, 2009

    Another God Damn Mexican Trucker! I no Habla inglés !!!

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  • rodeye2 November 29, 2009

    Can't fix stupid.

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  • truckdriver November 30, 2009

    SLOW DOWN YOU FUCKIN WET BACK AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A TRUCKER

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  • emoney350 November 30, 2009

    You don't have to get that close to reach the toll operator.

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  • acdcfan November 30, 2009

    tried to pay with tacos at the drive-thru window

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  • eastbrownn December 2, 2009

    Smells Like Bacon

    Don't let your mom make soup out of it:

    Buy a large ham hock. Cut a hole in it lengthwise, smaller than your cock (can be small, the meat stretches). Put it in a plastic bag and microwave to warm. Put the ham hock (still in the plastic bag) between pillows. couch, bed our anything cock level. Find the hole and drill the hell out of it. The fat of the ham hock warms up and gets greasy. Rinse and store in fridge. No ones the wiser. Also, I unwind twine cut in small lengths and tape it all around the hole. Feels like pubes on your cock and balls.

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