Fuck No I'm Not Paying the Toll
I suspect being a trucker can wear on you. Paying toll after toll, you get tired of looking at those assholes taking you money. That only leaves you with one choice. Ram that mother fucker. ... Show more
I suspect being a trucker can wear on you. Paying toll after toll, you get tired of looking at those assholes taking you money. That only leaves you with one choice. Ram that mother fucker. ... Show more
Smells Like Bacon
Don't let your mom make soup out of it:
Buy a large ham hock. Cut a hole in it lengthwise, smaller than your cock (can be small, the meat stretches). Put it in a plastic bag and microwave to warm. Put the ham hock (still in the plastic bag) between pillows. couch, bed our anything cock level. Find the hole and drill the hell out of it. The fat of the ham hock warms up and gets greasy. Rinse and store in fridge. No ones the wiser. Also, I unwind twine cut in small lengths and tape it all around the hole. Feels like pubes on your cock and balls.
tried to pay with tacos at the drive-thru window
You don't have to get that close to reach the toll operator.