I'd like you to meet the Bruce Lee of cows

jay
20,658 Views 7 years ago

This cow has a will to live, not to become a steak. You have to imagine if more cows did the flying four drop kick, we would be eating less red meat. They might actually have some self defense to ward off hungry fat people. Mmm steak.

34 Comments
  • bulldognuts November 30, 2009

    I'll grab his horns,you try and grab his rear legs.

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  • purpthechemist November 30, 2009

    lol

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  • emoney350 November 30, 2009

    The cow is tired of being tied up and fucked.

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  • acdcfan November 30, 2009

    should've stuck with the Taco Bell

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  • madmuthafuka November 30, 2009

    Again?

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  • mckrafty November 30, 2009

    Bovine Beatdown.

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  • sirpoonius November 30, 2009

    Thats one tough piece of meat.

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  • khaslave November 30, 2009

    Who knew driving spears in to a bull would piss it off?

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  • killkenny November 30, 2009

    Cow-fu! MooYAH!

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  • corezonedotcom November 30, 2009

    stupid

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  • thunderbutt November 30, 2009

    < I like the new ads

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  • bucknuts November 30, 2009

    I think the cow is saying "you ain't fuckin me again"

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  • unibanger73 November 30, 2009

    that chuck norris' spirit animal

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  • truckdriver November 30, 2009

    that was stupid

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  • khaslave November 30, 2009

    @truckdriver

    .you're going to find a lot of that around here. In fact some of us demand it.

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  • shineyfeathers November 30, 2009

    He should enjoy shitting blood for the next week. Silly Pedro...your supposed to wait till the back legs are tied down before you try to mount it.

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  • ftwbiker November 30, 2009

    He heard about Juan stump breaking the goats and figured he's next...

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  • thoward November 30, 2009

    Thats the same cow that had it's ass repaired last month. I think it's still pissed

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  • drunkard November 30, 2009

    Chang should know he's lactose intolerant by now, Dairy always kicks his ass.

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  • leadfoot November 30, 2009

    Mess with a cow you get the hooves .

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  • jerryjackoff November 30, 2009

    That animal was trained in the deadly art of...Kung Moo!! hahahahaha...Fail:(

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  • fetuswithaids November 30, 2009

    The cow knows...wether it's Kim Jong at the farm,or Cheng Wi working the wok down at No.1 Panda...you should never trust a slant!

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  • ozboy November 30, 2009

    Serves ya' right ya' stupid fuck!!!!!!!!!

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  • shineyfeathers November 30, 2009

    @Leadfoot...Mess with a cows ass and get the hooves.lol

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  • rodeye2 November 30, 2009

    Face down in a pile of shit.

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  • wargod November 30, 2009

    "....those kicks were as fast as lightning"

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  • hymenblaster December 1, 2009

    excuse me, i think my steak is too rare...

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  • willylickaball December 1, 2009

    I guess those fuckers never heard of term Mad Cow

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  • rareranking December 1, 2009

    Im amazed that he even got back up

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  • iluvkitty December 1, 2009

    OK,OK,OK, I hear you....Eat mor chikin..

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  • fawger December 1, 2009

    he trained for a week and now he's finally able to unleash his 'human tipping' kick

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  • eastbrownn December 2, 2009

    The Quicker Picker-Upper

    Use extra absorbency if you're a big shooter:

    To make clean-up easier after blowing your load, you can get a paper towel, poke a hole in it with your cock, and push it all the way down to the base of your cock. Then, jack away! This way, you don't have to get anything when you cum, just take the paper towel or whatever off, fold it up, and throw it away.

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  • ohwickedwendi December 3, 2009

    The cow missed the all you can eat buffet at Don Ho's.

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  • psychoscumphuc December 5, 2009

    fuckyou, you aint rapin and eating me tonight.

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