This cow has a will to live, not to become a steak. You have to imagine if more cows did the flying four drop kick, we would be eating less red meat. They might actually have some self defense to ward off hungry fat people. Mmm steak.
I'll grab his horns,you try and grab his rear legs.
The cow is tired of being tied up and fucked.
should've stuck with the Taco Bell
Thats one tough piece of meat.
Who knew driving spears in to a bull would piss it off?
< I like the new ads
I think the cow is saying "you ain't fuckin me again"
that chuck norris' spirit animal
that was stupid
.you're going to find a lot of that around here. In fact some of us demand it.
He should enjoy shitting blood for the next week. Silly Pedro...your supposed to wait till the back legs are tied down before you try to mount it.
He heard about Juan stump breaking the goats and figured he's next...
Thats the same cow that had it's ass repaired last month. I think it's still pissed
Chang should know he's lactose intolerant by now, Dairy always kicks his ass.
Mess with a cow you get the hooves .
That animal was trained in the deadly art of...Kung Moo!! hahahahaha...Fail:(
The cow knows...wether it's Kim Jong at the farm,or Cheng Wi working the wok down at No.1 Panda...you should never trust a slant!
Serves ya' right ya' stupid fuck!!!!!!!!!
@Leadfoot...Mess with a cows ass and get the hooves.lol
Face down in a pile of shit.
"....those kicks were as fast as lightning"
excuse me, i think my steak is too rare...
I guess those fuckers never heard of term Mad Cow
Im amazed that he even got back up
OK,OK,OK, I hear you....Eat mor chikin..
he trained for a week and now he's finally able to unleash his 'human tipping' kick
The Quicker Picker-Upper
Use extra absorbency if you're a big shooter:
To make clean-up easier after blowing your load, you can get a paper towel, poke a hole in it with your cock, and push it all the way down to the base of your cock. Then, jack away! This way, you don't have to get anything when you cum, just take the paper towel or whatever off, fold it up, and throw it away.
The cow missed the all you can eat buffet at Don Ho's.
fuckyou, you aint rapin and eating me tonight.