I guess the new way to land a front flip is flat on your face. The goal of this trick was to impress a lady friend that was there, instead he received a broken nose, a mouthful of sand and a guarantee that he will never hook up with the chick.
How was that sand which you ate.
Fucking jackass screaming like someone fucks him in the ass
Low tide. It's a bitch!
well at least he tried hope got some pussy for his effort
face plant tko
Labottomasfaciausdumbaskis also know as the "Face Plant"
That boy has a severe case of the Dumbasses!
no pussy for him tonight...double fail
just stupid, plain old dumbass stupidity! ya just cant beat it for a good laugh
lay into the throttle...it keeps you from over rotating...
Hell, that shit was funny...Too funny!!
Cover your ears before hitting your face!
Good way to generate more spit for lube, too:
It may sound very weird, but sometimes before I masturbate, I suck on a hard candy. Then when I'm masturbating with one hand watching a woman's photo, etc., I build some saliva up in my mouth and spit in my other hand. While masturbating, I rub the spit over my face as if the woman is dominating me by masturbating me and spitting over me. It's weird, but the sensation is great.
^^what the fuck is that all about!?^^ fuckin fags
Now they call him Sandy.
THAT WAS JUST STUPID PEOPLE TRYIN TO HAVE FUN
I see London, I see France, Tommy's got sand in his underpants.
what an idiot
kids trying to impres ladies good work they love blood and sand