Time To Milk The Cows

jay
46,007 Views 7 years ago

It is a tough life working on a dairy farm. You have to wake up, feed the cows, clean the cow shit and then pump the cows for their milk. Maybe the only bright part of the day is cleaning the teats. I wouldn't mind cleaning those teats too.

27 Comments
  • doc_ock December 1, 2009

    WTF.

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  • captnhook76 December 1, 2009

    makes me thirsty!!

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  • emoney350 December 1, 2009

    I don't need that machine.

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  • inkman79 December 1, 2009

    Should have stuck that on her cunt

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  • mexican_pride December 1, 2009

    ill drink that with some oreos

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  • khaslave December 1, 2009

    Horse head guy has a GF? Never would have guessed that.

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  • thoward December 1, 2009

    Ok i can go rub one out to that no problem

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  • tjtazz December 1, 2009

    must be a lot of down time @ the Dairy Farm ...

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  • wargod December 1, 2009

    can i borrow that?

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  • thunderbutt December 1, 2009

    mechanical nommers

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  • swizzle December 1, 2009

    Can I see that cows ass please?

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  • leadfoot December 1, 2009

    Strangely arousing .

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  • boredshitless December 1, 2009

    ok if cows looked like that i could see me being a cow fucker

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  • fawger December 1, 2009

    hay.. wait a minute.. thats no cow! ah, to hell with it let her have her fun...

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  • acdcfan December 1, 2009

    so this is where Walmart gets the baby formula

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  • unibanger73 December 1, 2009

    utterly rediculas.... teehee

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  • jerryjackoff December 1, 2009

    ^You mean UDDERLY ridiculous uni? ;)

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  • fetuswithaids December 1, 2009

    This is what the lady that hands out the milk at school does every weekend.

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  • truckdriver December 1, 2009

    SAVE SOME FOR ME

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  • eastbrownn December 2, 2009

    Don't let your mom make soup out of it:

    Buy a large ham hock. Cut a hole in it lengthwise, smaller than your cock (can be small, the meat stretches). Put it in a plastic bag and microwave to warm. Put the ham hock (still in the plastic bag) between pillows. couch, bed our anything cock level. Find the hole and drill the hell out of it. The fat of the ham hock warms up and gets greasy. Rinse and store in fridge. No ones the wiser. Also, I unwind twine cut in small lengths and tape it all around the hole. Feels like pubes on your cock and balls.

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  • killkenny December 2, 2009

    ^Your shit for comments belong in the forums^

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  • eastbrownn December 2, 2009

    Give yourself a hand:

    Get an empty toilet paper tube and a latex glove. Put the latex glove into the toilet paper roll and secure it with a rubber band, then lube up the inside with some lotion. Put it between a mattress and box spring and HUMP away!!

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  • kingratman2012 December 2, 2009

    Can you Say GOT MILK haha

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  • sleeko December 2, 2009

    Who is that behind that mask? La Leche Libre?

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  • douche101 December 2, 2009

    thats just a job interview for that coffee shop

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  • farmerx2 December 2, 2009

    what the fuck do u call that fetish?

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  • ohwickedwendi December 3, 2009

    Wow....the cows on my neighbor's farm don't look like that.

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