Time To Milk The Cows
It is a tough life working on a dairy farm. You have to wake up, feed the cows, clean the cow shit and then pump the cows for their milk. Maybe the only bright part of the day is cleaning the teats. I wouldn't mind cleaning those teats too.
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WTF.
makes me thirsty!!
I don't need that machine.
Should have stuck that on her cunt
ill drink that with some oreos
Horse head guy has a GF? Never would have guessed that.
Ok i can go rub one out to that no problem
must be a lot of down time @ the Dairy Farm ...
can i borrow that?
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Can I see that cows ass please?
Strangely arousing .
ok if cows looked like that i could see me being a cow fucker
hay.. wait a minute.. thats no cow! ah, to hell with it let her have her fun...
so this is where Walmart gets the baby formula
utterly rediculas.... teehee
^You mean UDDERLY ridiculous uni? ;)
This is what the lady that hands out the milk at school does every weekend.
SAVE SOME FOR ME
Don't let your mom make soup out of it:
Buy a large ham hock. Cut a hole in it lengthwise, smaller than your cock (can be small, the meat stretches). Put it in a plastic bag and microwave to warm. Put the ham hock (still in the plastic bag) between pillows. couch, bed our anything cock level. Find the hole and drill the hell out of it. The fat of the ham hock warms up and gets greasy. Rinse and store in fridge. No ones the wiser. Also, I unwind twine cut in small lengths and tape it all around the hole. Feels like pubes on your cock and balls.
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Give yourself a hand:
Get an empty toilet paper tube and a latex glove. Put the latex glove into the toilet paper roll and secure it with a rubber band, then lube up the inside with some lotion. Put it between a mattress and box spring and HUMP away!!
Can you Say GOT MILK haha
Who is that behind that mask? La Leche Libre?
thats just a job interview for that coffee shop
what the fuck do u call that fetish?
Wow....the cows on my neighbor's farm don't look like that.