What if women where as horny men?

jay
35,304 Views 6 years ago

At first us men would be all about it. Then after a few months of being treated like pieces of meat, we'd start to shy away from it. Then we would be disgusted about it. Eventually we wouldn't even want to get laid. But wow, think about those first few months. That could be the best time ever. I think it's worth a try. Treat me like a piece of meat ladies! Bonus for the jerking off in the beginning. Who hasn't been there?

25 Comments
  • emoney350 December 14, 2009

    Wish I could get women to put money in my ass.

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  • thoward December 14, 2009

    Thats funny shit right there. I'm glad they are not like men and horny all the time I have a bad back an it woukld kill me

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  • onebignig December 14, 2009

    that'd be FUCKING AWESOME!

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  • madmuthafuka December 14, 2009

    Cant get any funnier than that.

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  • slipdry December 14, 2009

    that must have all happened on a wednesday

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  • killkenny December 14, 2009

    Dear Abby, My girlfriend just wants sex ALL the time. What should I do?

    Hit that slitch like she wants it FOOL!!

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  • wargod December 14, 2009

    ok, so.....where do i sign up?

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  • willylickaball December 14, 2009

    They are, just ask dancing Bear.

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  • nakadasu December 14, 2009

    I laughed my ass off in the beginning, I dated a girl like that, but she wouldn't wake me up, she'd just start banging me while I was sleeping. Sometimes I'd wake up in the middle of it, other times I'd get up and just think, fuck why does my dick hurt like I've had a boner for 4 hours. Japanese girls are nuts, at least she didnt shit on me.

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  • sleeko December 14, 2009

    Wrong title... It should have been.. "WHAT IF WOMEN WERE AS HORNY MEN, AND MEN WERE AS FRIGID AS WOMEN?"

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  • khaslave December 14, 2009

    I married a nymphomaniac. This is my hell. Careful what you wish for guys.

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  • truckdriver December 14, 2009

    GIVE THAT ASS A PAPER CUT

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  • beer_man December 14, 2009

    i'm not sure what to say about this one. i'm not sure whether it would be awesome or not.

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  • unibanger73 December 14, 2009

    im glad women arent like this...i enjoy the chase.

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  • acdcfan December 14, 2009

    does this mean I have to cook and clean too?

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  • snatchesmcgee December 14, 2009

    this shit is pure genius! being a woman i can tell you straight out that is exactly how it is !! hahaha i love waking up in the middle of the night to my guy wackin it and tryin to rub my titties, im just lucky if he doesnt try to hold my nose while im sleeping so i open my mouth to breath and he slides in his stick of defeat

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  • ohwickedwendi December 14, 2009

    Revenge of the eternal nymphomaniac.

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  • jehuty540 December 14, 2009

    good question acdc. if it were this easy fuck it i guess im cookin and cleaning lol!

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  • magnavox50 December 14, 2009

    Something tells me you'd manage thoward. God knows I would! LOL

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  • rareranking December 15, 2009

    Thats some funny shit

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  • dtron_ragnarok December 15, 2009

    Hilarious.

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  • princesss4r4 December 15, 2009

    as a chick....I wanted the black box over his cock removed

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  • rush December 15, 2009

    I am wondering if that club is hiring!

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  • liveorpie December 15, 2009

    Haha princess4r4, me too :P

    I am waaaay hornier than my bf and he never complains...

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  • wicked_wood November 16, 2016

    my wife is really like that

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