Suicide Swan Dive into the Dirt

jay
73,379 Views 6 years ago

Talk about a flawless dive. I give him 8/10. There was a bit of splash when he hit the dirt. The judges never want to see that. Also, I would have to say, why was he getting lower? If you are going to jump, jump man, get some extra air. Go out with style. And a splat!

31 Comments
  • poonanner December 15, 2009

    i have nothin :/

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  • deathblooms December 15, 2009

    get up son. your going to jail

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  • isexuglywomen December 15, 2009

    I could do better than that! I'll be right back...

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  • killkenny December 15, 2009

    He jumped to a conclusion.

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  • kingdingaling December 15, 2009

    Bet he can't do that again!

    +1
  • madmuthafuka December 15, 2009

    He said enough is enough.

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  • willylickaball December 15, 2009

    Your suppose to flap your arms , dunmbass

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  • khaslave December 15, 2009

    Face plant of death.

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  • thoward December 15, 2009

    When planting your face in the dirt be sure to land head first so as to get a good root system going water twice week till it blooms.

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  • rush December 15, 2009

    The rent is still due on Friday mother fucker!

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  • shineyfeathers December 15, 2009

    "Swan Dive"??? looked more like a cannon ball.

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  • emoney350 December 15, 2009

    All idiots should do this and save the taxpayers money.

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  • acdcfan December 15, 2009

    I would do the same thing if I lost my internet signal and could no longer pick up Crazy Shit

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  • truckdriver December 15, 2009

    GREAT NOW WHOS GONNA CLEAN THIS MESS UP

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  • skydiver29 December 15, 2009

    swan dive...er...back flop?

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  • ohwickedwendi December 15, 2009

    You break it, you buy it.

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  • kingdingaling December 15, 2009

    LMAO @ rush!!

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  • nudrop December 15, 2009

    you have to love the guys carrying the bag to blow up, and put in level with the guy. Way to move guys.

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  • pizzapie December 15, 2009

    One less asshole in the world

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  • unibanger73 December 15, 2009

    the chute didnt open

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  • beer_man December 15, 2009

    awesome, lets send him to the olympic games.....oh wait, i forgot he's dead.

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  • slipdry December 15, 2009

    that's what it feels like when i have a boner and I can't get sex from my girl.

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  • magnavox50 December 15, 2009

    Ditto nudrop, WTF walk any fuckin slower?

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  • rodeye2 December 16, 2009

    They had the body bag out before he jumped.

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  • snatchesmcgee December 16, 2009

    okay high dive practice begins at 9:00am sharp! oh wait, ur dead nevermind guess portorico has no shot at the diving olympics this year...again

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  • johnfromohio1 December 16, 2009

    Pike it, Pike it!

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  • cellule December 17, 2009

    No, you won't meet the turtles unless you go down in the sewers. Stick to Kurt Cobain.

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  • rareranking December 18, 2009

    Took they time with that damn bag

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  • doc_ock December 19, 2009

    Suicide bomber, I mean diver. Allah made him do it.

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  • psychoscumphuc December 19, 2009

    should have done a back flip

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  • vinmad666 September 17, 2013

    LATER ON TONITE IM GOING OVER TO THE BRIDGE IM GONNA JERK OFF WHILE FINGERING MY ASSHOLE BLOW A LOAD ON THE DECK THEN GONNA PUT THE SHOT GUN IN MY MOUTH STAND UP TO MAKE SURE ILL FALL OFF THE RAILING.....AND DO IT-----GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD GOOD BYE---JUST TELL MY DAD TO CHOKE ON A COCK-----FUCK YOU ALL DUCHEBAGS PEACE-N-LOVE VICTOR DONALD COMET III

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